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LAST EDITED ON Mar-25-00 AT 04:11PM (CST)[p]Help I want some feedback.Ever since I was a child my breath has been taken away by a good looking man's butt. I am a bottom but love to look at a good butt. I want to kiss it and put my mouth to it because it looks good enough to eat. One time someone did that to me and it was the most fantastic feeling, but I was cringing to myself while he was doing it....thinking how could he stick his tongue there. I did not want to kiss him after that.

Lately I desire to eat butt, as I see that term posted, but am afraid of diseases, dirt and taste. If you enjopy it please educate me and others who probably are afraid to ask. Being in the closet about being gay used to be a problem, but now that I am out, understanding some of what is availiable to us is not always clear. Does it taste good...does it have a taste other than you know what. Please educate me..it is so alluring but I want to know more so I can feel safe and confident.

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I know I am like a little old auntie, always advocating the safer way. Personally, I also love eating ass. Just before I do something else to it. I am a top. However, there are very few asses in this world that I truely feel safe eating as is. I know that it sounds crass and looks wierd and your really don't get the full taste, but most of the time I put a layer of saran wrap between my tounge and the target. I get 90% of the pleasure and my playmates have usually been fully or so turned on by it.

I was recently criticized and probably rightly so for suggesting Hepatitus C (currently epidemic) could be passed by drinking urine. But I think that the person who said I was wrong said that it comes from the flecks of fecal in this position, instead.

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Chowing down on a hot butt is one of the great pleasures of life. However, I'm one of those squeeky clean types of guys and don't enjoy a ripe tush. One of the things that I like to do is to take a shower with a man before I crawl into bed with him. Not always possible, but it is a lot of fun and you are sure that both of you are clean. Sometimes skip this step with the regulars that I am sure of.

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LAST EDITED ON Mar-26-00 AT 07:25PM (CST)[p]Dear Touch, To get to the point of your question, no it should not taste or smell. When working on the guy's ball sack, work your way down and as soon as you smell anything, STOP.

I lick around the hole and spiral my way in. I then lick across the hole but don't stick my tongue in it. That seems to drive them crazy enough.

There is no doubt that you are gambling with disease but I figure that if there is no smell and my tongue isn't going IN anywhere, I am at less risk (but still at risk).

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As you can tell by my handle I LOVE TO EAT ASS.

Its a sure fire way of doing anything else to one.

Even the straightest guys love it. I agree with everything said above. MAKE SURE IT"S CLEAN. I usually ask them "Would you like a shower?"

They almost always take the hint or will say that they just had one. I almost always let the know that I'm an ass man so they have an idea ahead of time. I can tell you though that I have introduced more guys to the joys of anal play than there are French-Canadian Dancers at the GAiety. On second thought it's precisely the same number.

I figure it's safer than crossing The Champs d'Elysee(or Regina). Just remember that any germ that the escort has in his system is liable to be lurking around the evacuation port for his body. I have not caught anything worse than a cold. One thing I do is gargle with a antiseptic mouthwash right after.

I also have a rectal syringe handy just in case he needs to do a quick douche.

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RE: I also have a rectal syringe handy

 

You must have been one helluva boyscout - you certainly do come prepared! Makes me wish you were around all those nights in the tent!

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Have you ever thought of marketing a "kit" under the Assmaster logo? It would make a perfect Christmas gift for the discerning. I have at least 6 friends they'd be perfect for.

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AND maybe even a how-to video?

I'm interviewing the participants now(and for the last 15 years) but it's wearing out my tongue and my right forefinger is becoming arthritic.

I have thought of wearing a sign or tshirt that says "PROSTATE EXAMINATIONS GIVEN FREE"

10 FINGERS NO WAITING

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LAST EDITED ON Apr-03-00 AT 05:13PM (CST)[p]hey Hey HEY! Enough of that Assmaster, or you'll find out why they call me the "Spankmaster", and I'm not talking about the monkey either!!!

 

And I'll use my baking arm on you too! :o

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Guest Merlin

I often tell my partner that one thing I really enjoy is soaping him down in the shower. Most will consent if it is put that way. I make sure the ass is very clean. Most have no objection if you apply little lubricant with Nonoxonol (sp?)9, which is further protection.

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Guest Newbie

After reading (in Jane Brody's NY Times column!) that lemon juice (or any highly acidic extract) can kill many of the parasites & microbial nasties

(particularly Giardia) that can cause trouble if ingested, I took to sucking on half a lemon, (swirling the juice around my mouth a minute or two & then swallowing it) just before snorkling in. Afterwards, I take a spurt of Gly-Oxide (the highly concentrated hydrogen peroxide) and swirl that around my mouth, too.

 

Now I can't prove that either or both these cautionary rituals have actually protected me from unpleasant consequences, but I haven't caught anything since!

 

But isn't there a doctor in the house? The same man of medicine who was so helpful during the Viagra thread?

 

Hooboy, any way of soliciting the doc's advice on this genuinely important matter?

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Guest Daddy-In-Training

Oh my, Oh my, Oh my....<Sigh>

 

Considering the bubble butt that I found two days ago.....<pant><pant><pant>...Let me get this out quick before I have to go do some spanking myself.

 

I've have found that taking a shower before hand adds a lot to the experience. Make sure that certain regions are well and truely cleaned makes such adventures much easier to handle. <Blush>

 

The fact that he was very much into cleaning up the before mentioned area only made the experience even better. But considering the ear to ear grins we both had afterwards...It was worth it!

 

But to answer the original questions, done correctly it smells good, it tastes good, it feels good (Both parties!)

 

You do need to take the cleaning up to the point where it may be considered kinky by some, but that can be a turn on all on its own.

 

-- Daddy

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