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So as I am getting closer to retirement I am actively thinking of ways to occupy my spare time.

 

Originally I had thought of a number of Dream Jobs for personal fulfillment and enjoyment.

 

So, I have dismissed the idea of 1) managing the Best Lil Whorehouse in Pennsy - Just to difficult to get the backup dancers these days.

 

2) Game-show Host? Seems like Alec Baldwin/Ellen/Snoop Dog have that market all tied down

 

3) So I have decided on

 

- "Supreme Athletic Supporter Concierge & Custom Fitter for all of NCAA Collegiate Wrestling"

 

How about You?

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Dwayne Johnson's dietician.

"As you can see, Dwayne, your recent focus on core training has had an adverse effect on your arm and leg strength.

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I will need you to get undressed and lie down on this metal table...

Then stretch your hands and feet out spreadeagle.

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That's perfect. Now I'm going to run some tests on your limb resistance, so I'm fixing these titanium restraints to your feet, arms and neck.

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Great, all done.

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Now in order to monitor your oxygen level, I'm going to fit this gas mask on you, it shouldn't take a minute.

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CLICK.

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Perfect. Now finally I'm going to inject a little something which may make you feel drowsy. It may also make you forget the next few hours, but otherwise is perfectly harmless...

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There we go...

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[Watching Dwayne fall asleep]

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Now... let the real fun begin.

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So as I am getting closer to retirement I am actively thinking of ways to occupy my spare time.

 

Originally I had thought of a number of Dream Jobs for personal fulfillment and enjoyment.

 

So, I have dismissed the idea of 1) managing the Best Lil Whorehouse in Pennsy - Just to difficult to get the backup dancers these days.

 

2) Game-show Host? Seems like Alec Baldwin/Ellen/Snoop Dog have that market all tied down

 

3) So I have decided on

 

- "Supreme Athletic Supporter Concierge & Custom Fitter for all of NCAA Collegiate Wrestling"

 

How about You?

Why not start a porn company where you get to be an actor too like this guy?

All your expenses will be tax deductible too.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59cfa9ecca945

 

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59ce9f33ee698

 

Different set of guys -but yum and could be tax deductible!

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59307061c6b67

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