411 on Patrick Jones

[Trick]

Any info on this guy?

 

https://www.masseurfinder.com/members/patrickajones.shtml

[+ EVdude]

$175 - 30 Minutes

$225 - 60 Minutes

$340 - 90 Minutes

 

Good grief... in Stamford CT?

[Trick]

Found this video of the guy in the pics. Not sure if this is the guy who will show up for a booking. lol

 

[bordeauxfan]

Those are NYC prices. I grew up in Stamford. It has aspired to be Greenwich, New Canaan or Darien. It's not.

[Jakeenct]

Those are NYC prices. I grew up in Stamford. It has aspired to be Greenwich, New Canaan or Darien. It's not.

Here here!

[+ glutes]

Patrick fat loss? Sounds like Pat cash loss.

[Trick]

He offered to give me a call to discuss the services he offered. It’s purely therapeutic. He describes his signature Custom Sensorial Bodywork as being sensual but nothing sexual.

 

I have to admit, I find his rates a bit high for purely therapeutic massage.

[+ HornyRetiree]

He must travel to small cities as he was just in Burlington, VT for a week --

 

Craigslist ad to announce he was here!

 

I gathered that there was nothing extra/fun from his ad -- and at those prices there damn well should be PLENTY!!!

Edited January 13, 2018 by HornyRetiree

[Guest InthePines]

 

I gathered that there was nothing extra/fun from his ad -- and at those prices there da well should be PLENTY!!!

 

Even then, only if there were two of him and it was a four handed with fun.

[Midtownm4m]

Crazy high rate! He is visiting NYC

[Capitano]

Feb. 8 - 8: Milwaukee, WI

Feb. 9 - 9: New Orleans, LA

Feb. 11 - 12: Norfolk, VA

Feb. 12 - 13: Richmond, VA

 

A whole new level of insanity, I mean the combo of ridiculous prices and implausible "travel" schedule.

Clearly trying to be listed in many cities and then wherever he finds unsuspecting customers?

[Guest InthePines]

It's not going to keep me up at night, but there's just something offensive about this guy. Sort of as if Anthony Scaramucci decided to take up male massage, for this is the first ad I've seen that made a point of insulting other masseurs advertising on the site.

 

And, "ever wondered what it would be like getting a discrete luxury massage service by a man who understands what the male body needs to feel it’s best? " coming from a straight guy marketing to gay men is pushing a wheelbarrow full of shit up a very steep hill.

[Typical]

This would be a young Donald Trump if he hadn't inherited $400 million from his papa.

[BC_Runner]

So, I actually received a massage from Patrick when I was in college about 8 years ago. Back then, his rates were reasonable (about 150-180). He was a handsome personal trainer at the time and was in pretty good shape. I think I hired him right before he kinda let himself go a little bit.... physically. I know that he's had some personal issues (won't get into that here) but I think that caused a lot of stress which in turn caused weight gain, bad skin, etc. I think these problems are also why he's charging so much (which doesn't even include travel?!?).

 

Anyway, his massage was decent but not better than any massage I've recieved from some of the other guys advertised on that site. Also, it was super boring and very by the book. I was draped during the massage and had a hard on for most of it because I was a horny college kid and kinda turned on by the fact that he was in my dorm room. Haha! He accidentally touched it a couple of times and turned bright red. After the massage, he made a joke saying that it "looked like I really enjoyed the massage". I'd say what he offers is probably worth 80-100 bucks, so I don't think he has any right to be one of the most expensive therapuetic masseurs on that site.

[BC_Runner]

Oh, and I hired him because 8 years ago he was really cute. He used the below pics in his ad, but he was slightly heavier when he showed up. Still cute though.

 

46d190dfa31db.jpg

 

https://www.queerty.com/photos-jonesing-for-patrick-20100204

 

http://kaidutility.com/content/artisans/patrick_jones.jpg

[+ bencleve29]

wow he was much hotter!