Size Matters

[Okliehomo]

Well, I have seen Alencar's and Jason Markus' and Rafael Carreras' and Aaron Kurt's and Aiden Shaw's and Kristian's but one of the biggest that I have ever seen was Kyle Cannon's/Denver. Very, very thick and long enough to get the job done...and this past weekend, I met Gio/NYC and he has a very impressive piece as well. Not crazy thick but a true 9 incher and pretty, pretty, pretty. He is a gorgeous man and charming as Hell.

 

Okie

[bigguyinpasadena]

Would have loved to have played with some of those "legends"the two Bills have always been a fantasy-and then there was a french canadian-was supposed to have been quite domminant/kinky about the same era????

[pierrot]

Yes, I think you are right. In most cases we just have to understand that 10" quoted in reviews or porn sites means 8". Jason Markus is the biggest of the escorts I've seen, and particularly notable for his thickness. I'd guess he's a bit more than 8" and probably 6" thick. He advertises 9x7, and is far closer to that than most escorts are to their advertised measurements. I too measure approximately by using my hand -- length from end of my index finger the wrist is 7", beyond that it's a bit of a guess. Thickness is harder to guess. The two escorts I've had that advertise 10" were in fact, barely 8". But as others have noted 8" is very big.

[pierrot]

I've hired Smalltown John. He's about 7" long and thick, but not as thick as Jason Markus for sure. Would love to know from Okliehomo how he ranks those whoppers he's had.

[hed4str8]

Playing with Taurus was a memorable experience, but he himself had a less than compelling personality. Seems he was borderline retarded and, despite his natural gifts, not an especially sexy guy. The NYC madam who sent him to me said that his own personal taste was for chicken, the younger the better. Kinda frightening to contemplate, except that he was more interested in cuddling than anything, shall we say, more invasive. His real name was Maurice and he was from New Orleans, where he returned soon after. But since our little get-together was over 30 years ago, I have no idea of what became of him after that.

 

Both Bill Eld (his real name) and Bill Harrison are dead now, the first mostly from drugs (I think) and the second from AIDS. Eld was straight and a genuine sweetheart. His dick was beautiful in every way--flawlessly made and blessed with the ideal girth-to-length ratio. The other Bill was gay--a real operator and not particularly simpatico, as I recall. His dick was long, somewhat curved and on the 'bony' side--being a tad too thin for its length. My most vivid memory of him was that his whole crotch smelled faintly of talcum powder--not terribly aphrodisiac, I'm afraid.

 

I must say, I WAS very lucky, indeed, to have connected with these legendary guys; and the names mentioned are only the first few that popped into my head when mulling the subject over. As a lifelong sizequeen, I've met and played with at least a dozen more who were comparably famous (or very nearly), but I tend to avoid dropping their names, rather than be dismissed as delusional--or an out & out bullshit artist.

 

In reading this thread, though, I felt that I should back up my claim that wild exaggeration is the norm in talking about cock-size by providing my credentials as an expert in the matter.

[Kando]

There's no photos job here. You don't know what you're talking about!

[hed4str8]

>There's no photos job here. You don't know what you're

>talking about!

 

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Well, I admit I don't know what YOU'RE talking about. . .

[hed4str8]

>>There's no photos job here. You don't know what you're

>>talking about!

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>Well, I admit I don't know what YOU'RE talking about. . .

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Sorry Kando, I now see you were answering Dick Ho's photoshop comment.

[N13]

Michael Brandon! And best of all he knows how to use it!

 

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[pierrot]

I've hired Michael and he does indeed know how to use his fabulous piece of meat. Nice guy too. I'd say he's close to 8" but not as thick as some, like Jason Markus for example.

[+ Hoover42]

>and blessed with the ideal girth-to-length ratio.

 

In your opinion, what is the ideal ratio? I'm curious because I've always thought I'm a bit odd with my own ratio of 1.0.

 

...Hoover

[VaHawk]

Who are you straight dick sucker?

 

"In contrast, VaHawk's woefully inaccurate reading of the situation is, alas, shared by most people."

 

So, just who are you, that you have the right to call my observations based on my experiences, as "woefully inaccurate"? My observations are based on factual experiences. I have encountered hundreds of 8" cocks in my lifetime, several 9" cocks, a few 10"+ cocks, and more than one 12"+ cocks. But then again, I have not limited my encounters to straight, "gay for pay" escorts. And unless, I misread, the topic wasn't limited to escort experiences!

[hed4str8]

RE: Who are you straight dick sucker?

 

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>So, just who are you, that you have the right to call my

>observations based on my experiences, as "woefully

>inaccurate"?

 

Oh, buzz off, VaHawk (if you know what I mean). . .

 

The rest of you--once again, please take our your rulers, lay them down in front of you, scope out what eight inches REALLY looks like, and then consider the plausibility of VaHawk's claims. Nothing I could say in rebuttal to such buffoonery can make my point more clearly.

 

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And, no, VaHawk, the discussion WASN'T limited to escorts, pornstars, AMG models, or any such sex pros. But what OTHER examples can one use to make a point but names that everyone (more or less) might recognize? And that, silly, is why your private 'experience' would be of little use (and even less interest) to anyone else here. The current thread (what's the biggest you've ever had?) has been compromised and deformed from the get-go by a ludicrous devaluation of true dimensions that too many gay guys employ in this area--a mindless practice in which your own fanciful remarks could stand as exhibit A.

[VaHawk]

RE: Who are you straight dick sucker?

 

>Oh, buzz off, VaHawk (if you know what I mean). . .

 

Oh I know what you mean, so why don't you open the door and put away the wire hanger? (if you know what I mean?)

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>The rest of you--once again, please take our your rulers, lay

>them down in front of you, scope out what eight inches REALLY

>looks like, and then consider the plausibility of VaHawk's

>claims. Nothing I could say in rebuttal to such buffoonery

>can make my point more clearly.

 

Only a fucking fool, needs a damn tape measure to know what 8" inches REALLY looks like! I can only guess that your problem is that ALL your sexual encounters have been limited to "straight for pay" escorts that sport 6" and advertise 8", so that is the cause of your very own idiotic buffoonery! I speak the truth, and nothing I can say in rebuttal to you will convince you otherwise, but your insistence on me being wrong, just proves how IDIOTIC your observations are!

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>And, no, VaHawk, the discussion WASN'T limited to escorts,

>pornstars, AMG models, or any such sex pros. But what OTHER

>examples can one use to make a point but names that everyone

>(more or less) might recognize?

 

How silly! The original question was about big cocks, it had nothing to do with "name dropping" about what recognizable porn stars they had scored with!

 

> And that, silly, is why your

>private 'experience' would be of little use (and even less

>interest) to anyone else here. The current thread (what's the

>biggest you've ever had?) has been compromised and deformed

>from the get-go by a ludicrous devaluation of true dimensions

>that too many gay guys employ in this area--a mindless

>practice in which your own fanciful remarks could stand as

>exhibit A.

 

Your experiences with all the "name" porn stars/escorts/#### that you have been with is of LITTLE use to anyone either silly!!!!!, not to mention how BORING it is to hear you recitate your private experiences with porn stars that were "names" 35 years ago!, as how fucking USELESS is that???? Oh, it must bring you some comfort, but to the rest of us, BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, not to mention WAY off the subject of the original posting.

[hed4str8]

RE: Who are you straight dick sucker?

 

>Only a fucking fool, needs a damn tape measure to know what 8" nches REALLY looks like!

 

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LOL: Q.E.D.!

 

Having proved yourself a fool in three successive posts, I guess you'd better ransack your sewing basket for a tape measure after all. You clearly need one.

 

I guess your little 'triumphs' over such easy targets as the Mean Girls (who seldom have logic on their side) made you think you can be a blowhard over here without being called out on it. But I leave it to the adults taking part in the thread to decide who's guilty of buffoonery in this discussion.

[VaHawk]

RE: Who are you straight dick sucker?

 

As far as I can see, you're the one who sounds more and more foolish with each successive posting on this topic. Your handle alone speaks volumes about foolishness.