Ass work

[+ friendofsheila]

Lordy-Lucy. I suppose anal work is next.

 

(I shouldn't joke. It's probably already happened.)

 

Los Angeles has become the U.S. epicenter for surgery for women seeking to "firm up" their genitals, with Dr. David Matlock the leading practitioner of "vaginal rejuvenation," according to a dispatch in Toronto's Globe and Mail in August. Much of the impetus comes from patients' (or their husbands' or boyfriends') desire for vulvas as trim and youthful as those of actresses in porno movies. News of the Weird first covered the phenomenon in December 1988 when a Dayton, Ohio, gynecologist was accused of surgically tightening a woman's vagina without her consent (at the behest of her husband during surgery for another condition). The doctor, James C. Burt, who wrote an early book on the subject, "The Surgery of Love," eventually lost his license and a $5 million malpractice verdict. [Globe and Mail, 8-13-05; New York Times, 12-11-88, 6-22-91]

[+ deej]

It has definitely already happened.

 

A friend of mine joked that it was like having his virginity reinstalled.

[Lookin]

Just a little tuck or two

Will make your pucker good as new!

[+ friendofsheila]

>Just a little tuck or two

>Will make your pucker good as new!

 

The age of the Commercial Jingle has returned!

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