Welcome, Rock Hard!

[SAdler]

RE: A Star is Born

 

>So I went over to see what he was talking about. Nice Martha

>Stewart colors.

 

>I quickly perused some of the posts... It's a good thing my

>Blackberry works while I sit on the toilet. It was so easy to

>flush such sad nonsense down the drain. What a waste of

>hosting funds. I'll bet NOBODY would pay to join there.

>

>The biggest laugh came with the use of the word

>"pathological." Addicts are in such denial.

>

>Like I said, misery LOVES company.

 

>Thank you all for reading my posts.

 

I'm beginning to love you more and more every day LOL. Keep writing.

[woodlawn]

RE: A Star is Born

 

>I just received an email from someone telling me I had

>achieved cult status at some site called escortspeak. Say

>what?

 

You've achieved "cult status" because there is a thread about you? Uh, no, not exactly. When there are as many threads about you as there are about such luminaries as Lucky, skrubber and Buzzard, perhaps. Until then, this is just another exaggeration to add to your already long list.

 

>So I went over to see what he was talking about. Nice Martha

>Stewart colors. Messages there are a little easier to read.

 

We try to make things easier from those who suffer from ADHD; we know how many of you folks are among that unfortunate group.

 

 

>I quickly perused some of the posts... It's a good thing my

>Blackberry works while I sit on the toilet. It was so easy to

>flush such sad nonsense down the drain.

 

As mbarz recently observed, it's simply amazing how much time a rich, busy man like you has to fritter away on nonsense.

 

 

 

> What a waste of

>hosting funds. I'll bet NOBODY would pay to join there.

 

And how many people pay to join here?

 

 

>Like I said, misery LOVES company.

 

If that were not so, every male escort in America would be starving.

 

 

>The thing I love most about the internet (and the press, in

>general, I guess): so many people wouldn't know truth if it

>was a baseball bat shoved up their non-lubed ass.

 

They probably wouldn't. But they can tell a lying, egotistical braggart quite easily.

[N.N.]

RE: Taking my quotes out-of-context.

 

About my quoting him, RockHard wrote

 

>I had a good laugh at his extractions. It was a very good

>example of how "out-of-context" can manipulate your audience.

>Hateful assholes LOVE the destructive art of

>manipulation. They tend to be control freaks, too. After

>all, it's probably the only power they can get their hands

>on.

 

The same RockHard wrote (on October 14):

 

"I view the blatant act of name-calling to be the lowest

form of attracting attention to oneself. It's one of the

most selfish and uncivilized forms of communication we have."

 

RockHard didn't call me a name, he just made a comment

about hateful assholes in general. Thus, the name-calling

wasn't blatant, only implied (and so much more civilized).

[woodlawn]

RE: Taking my quotes out-of-context.

 

>RockHard didn't call me a name, he just made a comment

>about hateful assholes in general. Thus, the name-calling

>wasn't blatant, only implied (and so much more civilized).

 

One would have thought a man with several different (successful) businesses to run would be too busy to bother coming up with elaborate circumlocutions to disguise his hate speech. And one would have been right. Scummy old losers who have nothing going on in their lives but bragging about their imaginary successes to total strangers on a series of message boards, on the other hand, have plenty of time for such things.

[RockHard]

RE: My apologies, N.N.

 

My "hateful asshole" line wasn't meant to be implied at all, at least not towards you. I'm not familiar with your username and I wasn't offended by your post I quoted.

 

This writing error is my fault. I managed to get the thought written fast without giving consideration to placement. That sentence belonged elsewhere.

 

Sincerely,

 

Rock

[GuntherCory]

RE: A Star is Born

 

It's certainly true that the venomous trolls at Escortspeak (Dougy, Woodlawn, ChcoBoy, Mbarz, etc) are in deep, deep denial about their mental status. Spending inordinate amounts of time beating themselves into a frenzy and frothing at the mouth over strangers on an internet message board is a sure sign that something is seriously wrong, and seriously lacking, in their own lives. While we wait patiently for them to acknowledge reality and seek professional help, the best we can do is avoid stepping in the doggy-doo they drop with such delight, and hope that there are facilities in their areas that can provide them with in-depth help...one day soon.

[Rick Munroe]

RE: Try and Trump this.

 

>pps Don't you know, unless you aspire to be Mother Theresa,

 

Yuck..who aspires to be a corpse? :o

[RockHard]

RE: Dear Gunther Cory...

 

Gunther Cory...now there's a great "star" name.

 

My very brief visit to escortspeak reminded me of my first encounter with the public bathrooms along Japan's highways while driving from one city to another. Yes, they have typical "rest" stops along the highway but the bathrooms shocked me. You have little choice but to piss and shit into a 6"x6" hole in the ground while squatting over that hole. Your goal must be to NOT miss the hole out of respect for yourself and other users. There are no doors on the stalls.

 

I'm 6'4" and squatting in Asian insouciance style has never been my forte. My bones don't work that way. I don't think I've ever had to wipe my ass while in the squatting position. The fear of falling into mine or someone's else's piss and shit is too horrendous an option for me to consider. Needless to say, I drove to the nearest restaurant.

 

Well, speaking of falling into a 12'x12' hole of piss and shit...I think you get my impression of that silly site.

 

I think the notion that some disgruntled idiot-troll, who got pissed-off here (and to retaliate and keep the company of miserable men going), put up a credit card to register a domain name and web hosting service, is the quintessential example of "pathological" behavior. I have several great therapists to recommend. This illness runs deeper than I ever could have imagined.

 

The domain name is registered with GoDaddy, so at least the cheap bastard went with a cheap registrar. I'm sure the hosting service is cheap, too, since their bandwith requirements must be minimal. What self-respecting gay man wants to belong in that clique of degenerates? I could investigate further (there are ways to get access to "private" registration information and I'm sure the idiot owner has no clue) but I don't really care enough.

 

In order to enjoy my limited time here, I've begun a list of usernames that will no longer receive a response from me, no matter what words chirp from their crusty, sore-laden assholes. I'm not going to waste my time on men who have so little self-respect. The rest of you can feel free to challenge me in a manner more fitting of a true gay gentleman.

 

ps I feel sorry for any hot, handsome male companion who has to do business with such hateful men. Beauty should never be wasted on such evil. I also feel sorry for the handsome escort who lacks self-respect and see these sad men as an easy meal ticket. Contempt often works both ways.

 

In a perfect world, every service provider should get to pick and choose his customers and every male companion would be thought of as a legal nurse-mate. For many of us, sex and intimacy are basic human needs and not an addiction. Maybe it's time to create and market my very own escort "Questionnaire for the Desired Customer." Hmmm...

 

pps No sooner did I walk away from the computer and inspiration for a questionnaire "name" popped into my head. I think I'll call it, "RockHard's Taste-Test." It'll be a questionnaire designed to help escorts and clients, preventing them from having to work with a pathetic low-life. I just love the creative process. Don't you?

[woodlawn]

RE: A Star is Aborted

 

> Spending inordinate amounts

>of time beating themselves into a frenzy and frothing at the

>mouth over strangers on an internet message board is a sure

>sign that something is seriously wrong, and seriously lacking,

>in their own lives.

 

Obviously, you speak from experience.

 

 

>While we wait patiently for them to

>acknowledge reality and seek professional help, the best we

>can do is avoid stepping in the doggy-doo

 

So this means you're going to stop your longtime practice of popping up in every thread on escortspeak to scream tasteless, repetitive insults at everyone who posts there? This is news indeed. I'll alert the media.

[+ Tom Isern]

I didn't know there was so much fun to be had in the archive! I suggest a new list of all-time best Rockheadisms. Perhaps they could even be grouped together under headings like "self-congratulatory blatherings," etc.

[Doug69]

Every now and then we get a new poster on the Message Center who is truly wonderful and unique. RockHard – in just 10 short days of posting here – has become one of my favorite posters ever, and I wanted to say WELCOME by creating a whole separate thread devoted to remembering and commemorating the best gems he’s given us so far.

 

For me, what makes him so great isn’t just the fact that he’s dived into every flame war here and written almost 70 posts since he began posting only 10 days ago. Nor is that after only 10 days here, he is writing long (but beautifully constructed) posts telling us what is wrong with the forum, who the culprits are, and how to fix it all.

 

While those things are undoubtedly terrific, my favorite thing about him is how generous he is with sharing information about himself and his life. In contrast to many posters here who are sadly reticent about divulging facts about their lives, RockHard in almost every post he writes reveals something about his life - about his profound importance, his great accomplishments, his lavish wealth, his constant interaction with celebrities, and his unparalleled success. And hoo boy (no pun intended), what success it is! And I’m sure it’s all true – all of it! How nice of him to tell us so much about himself in such a short time.

 

Here are just some of my favorite Rockhard moments – add your own!:

 

<<Very few people love art more than me. I spend much time in museums around the world.

 

But commercial art is very much a part of my life and career and I'm surrounded by creative people who take their respective crafts seriously.

 

I work closely with celebrities from both coasts

 

I can think of plenty of celebrities who are hacks and make a good living by augmenting their careers with salacious attention. (Shall I drop the names of some of my clients?) Welcome to show biz, folks.

 

The expression "15 Minutes" is near and dear to me because I knew Andy Warhol.

 

I became friends with a well-known straight actor while working on a lengthy project together.

 

I used to own property on Lake Shore Drive

 

My businessman/venture-capital brain also asked how could this work

 

I also know how to defend myself if I find I'm in the presence of someone dangerous.

 

I've been working in the entertainment industry for nearly thirty years. I own several creative businesses that fall, in one way or another, under this umbrella.>>

 

I don’t know who he is yet, but I know he’s very very important, very very rich, very very successful, and very very entrenched with the famous! I know all of this because he told us all of this – in only 10 days.

 

I am tingly thinking about all the other disclosures about his great life that we have to look forward to as he opens up even more and becomes an even more important part of our community.

 

Welcome, Rock Hard, our little forum’s own rock star!

[bigjake8]

Does Rock Hard=Bejamin Nicholas?

 

 

 

 

>Every now and then we get a new poster on the Message Center

>who is truly wonderful and unique. RockHard – in just 10

>short days of posting here – has become one of my favorite

>posters ever, and I wanted to say WELCOME by creating a whole

>separate thread devoted to remembering and commemorating the

>best gems he’s given us so far.

>

>For me, what makes him so great isn’t just the fact that he’s

>dived into every flame war here and written almost 70 posts

>since he began posting only 10 days ago. Nor is that after

>only 10 days here, he is writing long (but beautifully

>constructed) posts telling us what is wrong with the forum,

>who the culprits are, and how to fix it all.

>

>While those things are undoubtedly terrific, my favorite thing

>about him is how generous he is with sharing information about

>himself and his life. In contrast to many posters here who

>are sadly reticent about divulging facts about their lives,

>RockHard in almost every post he writes reveals something

>about his life - about his profound importance, his great

>accomplishments, his lavish wealth, his constant interaction

>with celebrities, and his unparalleled success. And hoo boy

>(no pun intended), what success it is! And I’m sure it’s all

>true – all of it! How nice of him to tell us so much about

>himself in such a short time.

>

>Here are just some of my favorite Rockhard moments – add your

>own!:

>

><<Very few people love art more than me. I spend much time

>in museums around the world.

>

>But commercial art is very much a part of my life and career

>and I'm surrounded by creative people who take their

>respective crafts seriously.

>

>I work closely with celebrities from both coasts

>

>I can think of plenty of celebrities who are hacks and make a

>good living by augmenting their careers with salacious

>attention. (Shall I drop the names of some of my clients?)

>Welcome to show biz, folks.

>

>The expression "15 Minutes" is near and dear to me because I

>knew Andy Warhol.

>

>I became friends with a well-known straight actor while

>working on a lengthy project together.

>

>I used to own property on Lake Shore Drive

>

>My businessman/venture-capital brain also asked how could this

>work

>

>I also know how to defend myself if I find I'm in the presence

>of someone dangerous.

>

>I've been working in the entertainment industry for nearly

>thirty years. I own several creative businesses that fall, in

>one way or another, under this umbrella.>>

>

>I don’t know who he is yet, but I know he’s very very

>important, very very rich, very very successful, and very very

>entrenched with the famous! I know all of this because he

>told us all of this – in only 10 days.

>

>I am tingly thinking about all the other disclosures about his

>great life that we have to look forward to as he opens up even

>more and becomes an even more important part of our

>community.

>

>Welcome, Rock Hard, our little forum’s own rock star!

>

[IceFireWizard]

>Does Rock Hard=Bejamin Nicholas?

 

Hi Jake, RockHard is not BN.

 

IceFireWizard

[Guest O solo mio]

Look what I found in the archives. Since RockHard is currently attacking MindThe Gap's credibility, I thought this would be a fun thread to revisit.

[FinFangFoom]

RE: Erik's knowledge of grammar.

 

>In formal writing, Erik is correct. But the rules regarding

>the use of "me" and "I," as it is used in this sentence, have

>relaxed. Because most people use the object "me" at the end of

>a sentence, thinking it's correct and because it sounds right,

>it has become accepted, especially in colloquial usage.

 

 

Give me a fucking break.

 

With that logic, let's just all use the hideous grammar of white trash and urban homeboys because it's been "accepted, especially in colloquial usage."

 

I be thinkin wes better be gettin us some new inglich books for thems there skool kids.

 

Elokwintlee yurs,

 

fff

[+ Lucky]

Yet Mind The Gap, using his other handle here, only has nice things to say about Rock Hard! What a difference a handle can make.

[MindThe Gap]

>Yet Mind The Gap, using his other handle here, only has nice

>things to say about Rock Hard! What a difference a handle can

>make.

 

LOL! And what handle would that be Lucky? You pathetic lying little creep.

 

I can't wait to hear this one, so Lucky can once again be viewed as

one of the most deceptive and lying posters here of all time. Why, with a little practice, he might even surpass Ben.

[+ Lucky]

Ahh, the love we give is equal to the love we take!

[RockHard]

RE: Fin needs a fucking break...and a heart.

 

Oh, Fin, have...err, umm, I mean, get a heart. Anyone who works in advertising knows that "correct" grammar almost never sells. In fact, most times, speaking like "white trash" and "urban homeboys" will create the next million dollar catch phrase. At least the majority of America will understand what you be sayin'. :-)

[RockHard]

RE: I LOVE THIS THREAD!

 

How lovely. O solo mio, after only 20 posts, digs up a doozy. Another fan of Herpes, perhaps?

 

I LOVE THIS THREAD! Geez, seems like I've been preachin' the same old crap for two years. And the dumb, mother-fuckin' blind assholes are still calling me a liar.

 

One of my favorite quotes from Herpes69:

 

"I predict you have another couple weeks or so here before you slither away and come back, to try again, under a new identity"

 

Well, this bitch sure did prove that bitch WRONG! Plus, she beat me to the punch at her own "troll" game.

 

I really will miss this board one day.

[Louis]

RE: I LOVE THIS THREAD!

 

What I find interesting, is people can have different a persona while chatting on the message board. If a person who posts here walked by another person who posts here, they wouldn't know it. The only people that we would know would be the escorts, (and then again we still wouldn't know their names). But at least when an escort gives input on the message board we know who they are, and what they look like etc.

Its pretty hard to say this poster is _ _ _ _ and that poster is _ _ _ _, because we are all anonymous.

Everyone has an opinion, and even though I may not agree with differing opinions, nor would I expect everyone to agree with mine, it doesn't necessarily mean that people dislike each other.

My reading various posts depends on my mood. If someone is writing something using more than 200 words, and I'm not in a reading mood, then I will probably just read the first paragraph, and move on to the next post, in that thread. If most of the threads are short paragraphs, then I will probably read them all.

[+ Charlie]

RE: I LOVE THIS THREAD!

 

Louis, you are too sweet for words. I wish I knew if you were that cute guy at the next table in the restaurant last night.

[MindThe Gap]

>Yet Mind The Gap, using his other handle here, only has nice

>things to say about Rock Hard! What a difference a handle can

>make.

 

LOL! And what handle would that be Lucky? You pathetic lying little creep.

 

I can't wait to hear this one, so Lucky can once again be viewed as

one of the most deceptive and lying posters here of all time. Why, with a little practice, he might even surpass Ben.

 

>Ahh, the love we give is equal to the love we take!

 

I don't know what's worse. Someone who blatantly LIES to the readership of a community forum with the hope that some might just believe his lies, or, someone who blatantly LIES to the readership of a community forum, and then when publicly called on his lies, to produce his facts or evidence to support his claims, responds with only this:

 

"Ahh, the love we give is equal to the love we take!"

 

If it isn't perfectly clear to even the most mentally challenged posters on this board that Lucky is one of the most egregious liars and deceptive personalities on this board, then there is little help left to offer any of you. It is also of no surprise that he's also been one of Ben's biggest supporters and puppets for so many years.

 

Lucky seldom, if ever, will take a personal stand on any important, heated or controversional subject. That's simply because he has no spine, and, will wait for others to publicly debate the subject, so that then, he can eventually chime in with his support for the side which most successfully prevaled in the argument, only to then start licking their assholes of the sweat from their winning fight, and all the while, standing up to personally proclaim, "See I told you so!" This is who Lucky is.

 

Yes, Lucky is one of the worst people in the world. At least when you're dealing with thieves and liars, you know exactly where they stand. But with Lucky, you have to wait, because you never will know where HE stands, until it's safe to come out from the pussy boy palace where he resides, to embrace the courage and character of others, as his own.

 

Lucky is the worst kind of scum. The kind of scum you can't really see until someone else points it out to you.

[+ Lucky]

ROFL!!! Yes, it is so hard to figure out where I stand! Seven years now I have been confusing people! You, in your three months on the board have me all figured out. Yet your scorn for me, which falls just short of your scorn for Benjamin, matches your tag team partner Scott in so many ways.

 

Well, here is where I stand on guys like you that create a separate screen name to post your hateful side: I don't like you!

[MindThe Gap]

>ROFL!!! Yes, it is so hard to figure out where I stand!

 

Actually, Lucky, if you really were a trial attorney, which you have so often publicly claimed to be, here and elsewhere, and, even if you had read the majority of your own personally written posts, even YOU would have to agree with the fact that you are more full of shit than could be contained and processed within the sewage systems of both New York City and Palm Springs, California, combined.

 

>Seven years now I have been confusing people!

 

No, Lucky, for seven years now, you, have been allowed to, by less than capable thinking individuals, the opportunity to decive other people here into thinking that your hiring of prostitutes makes you a more than credible human being, when in reality, Lucky, you have only spewn your stench and lies upon those who are generally good and decent people here, seeking real information, from real individuals.

 

>You, in your three months on the board have me all figured out.

 

Finally, Lucky, you're coming to your senses. Baby steps are important. Keep up the good work and progress.

 

>Yet your scorn for me, which falls just short of your scorn for >Benjamin, matches your tag team partner Scott in so many ways.

 

Oh no it doesn't Lucky, and don't even go there girlfriend. My scorn for YOU and Benjamin, could never be compared to anyone for whom I might ever consider "tag teaming" with, and Scott, unless you're brain dead, has no reason to do so with anyone else to get his own point across to anyone. Quite frankly, whatever in-difference I might have ever had with Scott, has, or will/can be, resolved, by adult intervention. Scott, unlike you, Lucky, is capable of that. Don't you ever forget that.

 

>Well, here is where I stand on guys like you that create a

>separate screen name to post your hateful side: I don't like

>you!

 

LOL! I can understand that Lucky. But what YOU fail to still understand....Nobody created a seperate screen name to call you or even your buddy Ben out. Nobody needed to do that. People like you and Ben, do that with no help or assistance needed from others...But then again, your just that deluded to be incapable of seeing that, since, your more concerned about falsifying the truth, than embracing it.