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RE: Erik's knowledge of grammar.

 

Rocky says "I do like to prod people on their spelling and grammar....

Nobody likes the spelling police."

 

Then I am sure he will have no objections to my pointing out his appalling grammer or possible inability to use "'" as well. Your statement "but I'm a gay man and this is my erection were talking about" is soooo soooo wrong !!

 

As for your statement "I did say I had been trying to register for the past six months. For various covert reasons, this board is the most difficult to join." Well, I guess it must be 'oh so hard' to work out a way to log on. I mean in between jetting around with celebrities, visiting good bathhouses all over the world, spending time in museums just everywhere, working with all those celebrities on both coasts, visiting Andy Warhol's grave every other month, working out what Lake or Shore you own houses on, working out with Charlie Chan on your latest self defence moves, starting Umbrella Businesses (did I read that right?? He's into umbrellas?? Or is... oh what the f*** !!), getting treatment for your viagra induced stuffy nose & specialist advice on your minor headaches, putting 42 - or is it 50 - candles on your birthday cake, collecting royalties from your time as a child star AND posting on the other 3 sites that you grace, MAN OH MAN, what I can't understand Rocky is how you managed to figure it out in 6 months. With that workload it would have taken me years !!

 

Finally, you say "Please, somebody who knows, tell me: Doug69 isn't Daddy, is he? If that's the case then I'll say my goodbye's immediately". Rocky.... I hereby swear on the Gettysburg Bible (Rocky, did you know that I actually have the missing 3rd copy under my bed !!) that Doug69 IS Daddy. Bye Bye Rocky !! :7 :7

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Refeshing Writing

 

I sure am enjoying you style of writing. It is refreshing writing without the usual hostile, smarta$$, condescending, and irritating blabbing, so often seen on these boards.

 

Some people only live to attack others, while hiding their own short comings, that they don't want to face or change. How sad!

 

If you do leave after getting a belly full here, let me know where to find your posts. LQQK for a private email from me.

 

:+

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RE: Erik's knowledge of grammar.

 

>the rules regarding

>the use of "me" and "I," as it is used in this sentence, have

>relaxed.

 

No, they haven't.

 

>Because most people use the object "me" at the end of

>a sentence, thinking it's correct and because it sounds right,

>it has become accepted, especially in colloquial usage.

 

No, it hasn't.

 

>ps I do like to prod people on their spelling and grammar,

 

Then stop acting like Se--Scott Adler & admit to being wrong without coming up with ridiculous 'I'm-not-REALLY-wrong' crap.

 

>This is certainly a colloquial

>environment and, under more civil conditions, I would probably

>not correct anyone. Nobody likes the spelling police.

 

Perhaps you should leave the force, then.

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RE: Erik's knowledge of grammar.

 

Actually, I like the spelling police. In any case, the statement is odd coming from a man who, on another thread on this site, drew attention to two spelling mistakes that were clearly only typographical errors and then misused the word "classless." Young Erik is entirely correct. The distinction between "than I" and "than me" is very useful. It's also easy to learn, so don't be discouraged.

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RE: Lies, lies, all lies!!!

 

Golly gee whiz, but who really cares if RockHard stretches the truth? I've not the patience to go back and look at all his posts, but having perused the examples Doug69 gave, I must say that if RH wishes to lie about himself here on M4M, at least his lies are amusing and beguiling.

If we all had to stick to writing ONLY about the reality of our lives in these forums and chat-rooms...

well, the internet wouldn't be nearly as popular as it is. I find RH's pronouncements tres divertent. If they're not the truth, what do I care?

If they are the truth, well... what do I care? Unless, of course, he could use his tremendous power and influence in the entertainment industry to hook me up with Boris Kudjoe! Then, I would care alot, you charming, amazing man, you!

 

Wink, Wink!

 

La Trix

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RE: Erik's knowledge of grammar.

 

From Warriner's English Composition and Grammar:

 

"After than and as introducing an incomplete construction, use the form of the pronoun you would use if the construction were completed."

 

In other words, my sentence should read: "Very few people love art more than (I do)."

 

Erik is correct and I apologize. Thank you for pointing out this error.

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RE: Dear alanm

 

>Like Rick Monroe, I don't view my sharing facts, experiences

>and insights as "bragging."

 

Hey, speak for yourself! Like Max Bialystock says in The Producers, "If you've got it, flaunt it, baby! Flaunt it!" You can't look like this and not brag and show it off. :p (P.S. You keep misspelling my name)

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RE: to what's his name

 

>So now he's a child television star, too! LOL! With another

>couple days of posting here, I bet he's also going to turn

>into an astronaut, the inventor of a secret cancer cure, and

>the owner of multiple nation-islands in the Pacific - in

>addition to the international tycoon, art collector, celebrity

>manager, real estate baron and now child television star

>which, in just 10 days, he's already claimed to be.

 

Naw - he's just a plain old Cock Sucker.

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OUCH! Zipped the cock again!

 

I always love your insightful observations on all things gay and queer Zip, uh, I mean thunder, uh, I mean fuk a sailor, or was it a marine that you lusted for?

 

Don't know how I could ever live my life, without your loving observations and support for your gay brothers! :7

 

RH rocks! He is to me, at least, a welcome voice on this site, and I don't care who/what he is or who/what he is not! He writes well and is entertaining, at least to me, and I love how he gets everyone's panties in an uproar! :7

 

Rock on RockHard! :p

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RE: OUCH! Zipped the cock again!

 

What I found most amusing about this topic was not Lucky's ad for "odorless" and "tasteless" Rock Hard powder cream but the facetious assertion that Doug is, in fact, Daddy (or vice versa). If Doug and Daddy met at a social gathering, I'm sure they would acknowledge each other with a wink or maybe a nod, just as Bette would do to Joan. But privately I suspect that they would both be thinking: "But you ARE, Blanch. You ARE in that chair!"

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RE: Marilyn Monroe

 

Yikes! Now I'll never be able to have sex with you, Rick. The image of one of my least favorite actresses (and I really use that job title loosely) is now permanently imbedded along with the pretty face of Aaron Spelling, whose taste in production value is the antithesis of mine.

 

In case it isn't obvious by now, I'm not much of a gay stereotype (another reason I'm still single). I utterly failed that silly New York Magazine Survey they did years ago. I never watched "Charlie's Angels" and/or "Dynasty."

 

The first time I worked with Joan Collins, I accidently bumped into her before our project meeting was about to begin. She came with an entourage and I didn't see them enter. The senior offices were locked and this woman who came out of nowhere suddenly asked me if she could use an office for privacy. I said to her, "I'm sorry, mam, but do you mind if I ask who you are?" She proudly retorted, "Why, I'm Joan Collins. I'm the reason you're here so late."

 

Holy shit was I mortified! I begged forgiveness and explained I had never seen her show. She was an absolute delight and said, "Don't worry, dear, I don't have time to watch it, either." I was 23 at the time.

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RE: what's his name, again?

 

>

>"My name is Rock Hard and I'm a hypocrite."

 

You certainly are. And you can count on me to keep reminding you of it until hell freezes over. Possibly even longer. :)

 

 

>"Hi, Rock! Welcome to HA." (as in Hypocrites Anonymous...you

>know the group, don't you sweetie?)

 

 

No, I don't think Doug does know that group. He is one of the least hypocritical people who posts here. Unlike you, he doesn't rail against name calling on the one hand and indulge in it himself a few hours or minutes later.

 

There is no reason why Daddy or anyone else should take seriously your sanctimonious lectures on civility, since your behavior here proves beyond any doubt that you don't really believe in the standards you urge on others.

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The BIG TENT

 

Rockhard,

It has been fun reading your initial foray into our little sandbox. While I find you a fresh voice, it's clear some of our dysfunctional family find you merely fresh meat.

 

It goes to show it takes a village. heheh

 

Keep your perspective coming. I am enjoying someone else being a target. (just kidding)

 

From this thread alone, you pretty much have seen all of the performers here in the Big Top (with a few exceptions, but they are bound to show up. sometimes they don't work matinees). Be sure to have your popcorn ready.

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