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Mario Lopez Turns 32 On October 10th


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>Lopez was married briefly (two weeks) before having his

>marriage annulled. So I guess that makes him a lifelong

>bachelor!

 

Let me put Lucky's statement above through the Rip Taylor translator.

 

Working .... working .... working .....

 

GAY .... MARIO LOPEZ .... HE HIS GAY ....

 

It is a matter of time before he is topped by Jason Adonis.

 

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>..right, the whole world is GAY, even my two dogs.

 

Men who get married to hide their fondness of Carol Channing are gay. I didn't say the whole world is gay. That would be fucking annoying. Though I don't know Mr. Lopez personally his stellar career thus far, and his choice in "brides" and the fact he is a slave to the gym will fire the flames of my fantasy forever!

 

Now, go bring your gay dogs to doggie daycare and enjoy Mario's 6 pack!

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>>I hope that I look as good as Mario when I'm in my 30s.

>

>If you look as good as Mario please e-mail me with your

>rates!

>

 

heeey.. I'm not an escort x(

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>I think the lead actor on Fox tv's "Prison Break" is super

>hot. And "Efram" from the WB's "Everwood."

 

Where did this post come from? Is Mario on "Prison Break" or something?

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>heeey.. I'm not an escort x(

 

That reminds me of the time Winston Churchill wanted to have sex with some society woman. He asked her for her price, to which she indignantly replied that she wasn't a prostitute. He then asked if she would make love to him for a million pounds. When she said "Well, of course!," he replied, "Then we're just haggling on the price, aren't we?" (Forgive me if the exact details of the story aren't 100% accurate).

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>>heeey.. I'm not an escort x(

>

>That reminds me of the time Winston Churchill wanted to have

>sex with some society woman. He asked her for her price, to

>which she indignantly replied that she wasn't a prostitute.

>He then asked if she would make love to him for a million

>pounds. When she said "Well, of course!," he replied, "Then

>we're just haggling on the price, aren't we?" (Forgive me if

>the exact details of the story aren't 100% accurate).

 

I think it went this way.

 

He asked her if she would go to bed with him for a million ponuds.

She said yes she would.

He then asked her if she would go to bed with him for one pound, to which she replied, of course not, what do you think I am.

To which he replied - we've already established that, we're now just bickering over the price.

 

And.... I think it was George Bernard Shaw, not Churchill.

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