Mario Lopez Turns 32 On October 10th

[+ Lucky]

Fans of tv hunk Mario Lopez are breathlessly awaiting his birthday tomorrow, when he will turn 32. I know I am!

 

Lopez was married briefly (two weeks) before having his marriage annulled. So I guess that makes him a lifelong bachelor!

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[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>Lopez was married briefly (two weeks) before having his

>marriage annulled. So I guess that makes him a lifelong

>bachelor!

 

Let me put Lucky's statement above through the Rip Taylor translator.

 

Working .... working .... working .....

 

GAY .... MARIO LOPEZ .... HE HIS GAY ....

 

It is a matter of time before he is topped by Jason Adonis.

 

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[ValleyDwellerNorth]

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[Juan Vancouver]

Just....

 

 

YUMMIE!!!

 

 

Juan.

[JT Brooklyn]

Like a Fine Wine, Definitely getting Better with Age! :+

[twinkboylover28]

"Working .... working .... working .....

 

GAY .... MARIO LOPEZ .... HE HIS GAY ...."

 

 

 

 

..right, the whole world is GAY, even my two dogs.

[VaHawk]

So, should I look for your ad on CL looking for 13 yo boys into k9 action? :7

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>..right, the whole world is GAY, even my two dogs.

 

Men who get married to hide their fondness of Carol Channing are gay. I didn't say the whole world is gay. That would be fucking annoying. Though I don't know Mr. Lopez personally his stellar career thus far, and his choice in "brides" and the fact he is a slave to the gym will fire the flames of my fantasy forever!

 

Now, go bring your gay dogs to doggie daycare and enjoy Mario's 6 pack!

[Guest ReturnOfS]

I hope that I look as good as Mario when I'm in my 30s.

[+ Lucky]

My dog has a six pack too, but the bitch only lets me rub it once a day. Thanks for the photos VDN, really nice!

[JT Brooklyn]

VDN..Who told you about my "SweetPea" and her Daycare Appointments?

I know it wasn't her 150 lb Rottie Boyfriend! LOL :+

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>My dog has a six pack too, but the bitch only lets me rub it

>once a day. Thanks for the photos VDN, really nice!

 

Mario Lopez ... one of this world's guilty pleasures. Those dimples of his! Glad you enjoyed the visuals Lucky. And as far as your dog goes ... most bitches are selfish.

 

VDN

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>VDN..Who told you about my "SweetPea" and her Daycare

>Appointments?

>I know it wasn't her 150 lb Rottie Boyfriend!

 

Doggie Daycare is all the rage up here in the valley. Spa treatments, specially prepared foods, etc. Bitches always get the best treatment!

 

VDN

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>I hope that I look as good as Mario when I'm in my 30s.

 

If you look as good as Mario please e-mail me with your rates!

[twinkboylover28]

I think the lead actor on Fox tv's "Prison Break" is super hot. And "Efram" from the WB's "Everwood."

[Guest ReturnOfS]

>>I hope that I look as good as Mario when I'm in my 30s.

>

>If you look as good as Mario please e-mail me with your

>rates!

>

 

heeey.. I'm not an escort x(

[Guest ReturnOfS]

>I think the lead actor on Fox tv's "Prison Break" is super

>hot. And "Efram" from the WB's "Everwood."

 

Where did this post come from? Is Mario on "Prison Break" or something?

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

>>>I hope that I look as good as Mario when I'm in my 30s.

>>

>>If you look as good as Mario please e-mail me with your

>>rates!

>>

>

>heeey.. I'm not an escort x(

 

 

Honey ... at some point in ALL of our lives we have ALL escorted! Payment doesn't always have to be in cash!

 

The always sassy and often annoying,

VDN

[Guest]

>heeey.. I'm not an escort x(

 

That reminds me of the time Winston Churchill wanted to have sex with some society woman. He asked her for her price, to which she indignantly replied that she wasn't a prostitute. He then asked if she would make love to him for a million pounds. When she said "Well, of course!," he replied, "Then we're just haggling on the price, aren't we?" (Forgive me if the exact details of the story aren't 100% accurate).

[Guest zipperzone]

>

>>heeey.. I'm not an escort x(

>

>That reminds me of the time Winston Churchill wanted to have

>sex with some society woman. He asked her for her price, to

>which she indignantly replied that she wasn't a prostitute.

>He then asked if she would make love to him for a million

>pounds. When she said "Well, of course!," he replied, "Then

>we're just haggling on the price, aren't we?" (Forgive me if

>the exact details of the story aren't 100% accurate).

 

I think it went this way.

 

He asked her if she would go to bed with him for a million ponuds.

She said yes she would.

He then asked her if she would go to bed with him for one pound, to which she replied, of course not, what do you think I am.

To which he replied - we've already established that, we're now just bickering over the price.

 

And.... I think it was George Bernard Shaw, not Churchill.

[FrancoDiSantisxxx]

The Bitch IS Back

 

Perhaps if you tried to rub her six pack while watching Mario's Amazing Animal Tricks cable tv show, you might get to second base, sweetie darling.