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A guy is in a check-out lane at the Super Market when he notices

that the rather attractive blond behind him has just raised her hand and

smiled hello to him.


He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him,

and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he

says, "Sorry do you know me?"


She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the

father of one of my children!"


His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has ever been

unfaithful... "My god!" he says, "Are you that Strip-O-Gram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my buddies while your partner whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my butt?"



"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."

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