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From a recent NY Times crossword:

 

Result of accidentally throwing a Frisbee into a campground: discontent

 

Prosecutor who's sympathetic to the defendants in a with trial: propaganda

 

Former supporter of seabirds: externally

 

Spray the monarch to keep him cool: mistaking

 

Bridle strap utilized only on sidewalk surfaces: reinforcement

 

What a dog groomer might charge: perpetrate

 

Result of wearing a fedora at the beach: manhattan

 

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22-year-old brat arrested for attacking mom with sausages

 

This son is the würst!

 

Police in Florida arrested a hungry 22-year-old jerk who pelted his mom with sausages because she accidentally bumped into him while making his dinner.

 

Hermes Callijas-Gasperin attacked his mother on October 8 in their Bradenton home, the Smoking Gun reported.

 

The food fight erupted when Callijas-Gasperin demanded his mom make him dinner, and she said she was busy.

 

When she did begin to cook his meal — sausages — she accidentally knocked into her son.

 

The wiener threw the sausages at her, hitting her in the eye, and then put his hands on her neck and pushed her, the report said.

 

Grilled by Manatee County cops, Callijas-Gasperin claimed he only wanted his mom to apologize. He was arrested and charged with misdemeanor domestic battery.

 

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