Internet monkey on my back

[+ friendofsheila]

Okay, okay, I admit it. There's mornings I spend more time looking at porno, porno, porno on the web than is good for me and I'm later to work than I'd like to be. (Luckily I'm not required to be in at a given time; I'd just rather be in earlier so I can leave earlier.)

 

Has anyone figured out a scheme to keep themselves from creaming a whole morning looking at pics of hot dudes? I've thought getting a kitchen timer, setting a time limit, and putting it next to the computer would help, since having it there tick-tick-ticking away would be a regular reminder that I've got just so much time to get it all in. Anything worked for y'all?

[TRAVLINLOT]

I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes I know I'm using it as a 24 hour cruising area, anticipating meeting some hottie and most of the time not meeting anyone. I've joined a couple of different sites, for "hook up" purposes. So now I have myself convinced that I don't need to go out the door to meet anyone, they'll fall in love or find me extremely attractive by looking at the pics in my (many) profiles, uh huh, yea sure! I'm no longer a "club" person (think I'm too old for that kind of frustration) so now I find that I can frustrate myself sitting in the comfort of my living room. This post is a touch of self satire and harsh reality. Probably really opening myself to lots of comments with this one, but I got wrapped up in the moment. Am I the only one that does this silly stuff? Oh yea, I do hire when it all gets toooo frustrating ...... thats the upside of it.

[ValleyDwellerNorth]

Put a picture of your parents next to your computer when you want to go on a porn spree and wack off. Hopefully, that will stop you. And REALLY hopefully you won't associate the pics of your parents with pics of naked dudes.

[VaHawk]

You GOTTA love VDN!

 

Now that was some funny sick humored stuff! :7

 

Of course, spanking the monkey won't be a viable option for at least a month! :7 But my right hand THANKS VDN for the vacation.

[Trixie]

I know how to ween you off internet porn, my dear. Simply go to your doctor and tell her (or him) that you're a registered Democrat. He (or she) will happily prescribe for you any number of extra-strength antidepressants, which will soon bury that nasty old libido for good. Believe me, after a year on happy pills, sex is no more than an abstract concept.

 

Trix

[seaboy4hire]

Friendofsheila if you take the subway or bus into work why not invest in one of them fancy internet phones like the Treo650 or whatever else is out there. This way you can still look at boys and still be to work early so you can leave early.

 

Hugs,

Greg

I HEART my Treo650

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[Curmudgeon]

A little self-restraint goes a long way. }(

 

(Kidding!)

 

I take no-tech "vacations". See a movie. Take a long drive. Do anything to get away from the computer. I find I'm less hooked on it afterward.

 

As you get used to it, take longer "vacations".

 

I find I enjoy the internet more when it's an occasional treat rather than an IV drip.