10.5 INCH PENIS?

[JesusNYC]

Is there such a thing? Look what I found. http://www.nextboys.com/blkvision

 

JC

[doggies]

now really how big does that look ?....he was in my city and e mailed him...and asked very pointedly...would i be able to certify the 10.5 if i bring a standard tape measure...and the he said maybe it is or isn't... and that was that....i almost always..and there are exceptions...bring a tape measure...if you advertise 10.5 and lie about that...what else did he lie about?...mine eyes have seen the glory...so i know of what is peak...but i will go for quality over quantity......................sometimes...:9

[JesusNYC]

So then if they don't match up to the size that they advertise do they give you a discount?

 

:9

[doggies]

nope...they usually make themselves scarce...like they were busted....one guy swore he was a true 9"....and was having a bad day..no can do...adios...and out the door...if they claim it's big...then it is obviously their main attraction...that's like having a little person show up....or maybe one ball?...truth in advertising gets return business..:9

[JesusNYC]

maybe we should designate you as the official dick measurer :-)

they have to pass inspection...you know..approved by doggie... haha

[pierrot]

The most honest ones just exaggerate by an inch. Others exaggerate more. Generally I've found that 9" are really 8", etc. But remember, 8 is very big.

[JesusNYC]

hell yeah..my first bottom experience was with a true 8 by 7... ouch!

[Guest DickHo]

a true 8 x 7...mmmm, good! But that is one huge dick. Jose, who advertises as 12 x 7, is really 8 (I measured him against my forearm) and it is HUGE.

[doggies]

you are so right...eight is enough...our eyes are bigger than our mouths...except mine!:9

[JesusNYC]

Let me tell you, when that went in me for the first time, I saw stars.

Then after a while, I was able to take it 3 times a day! hahaha.

[doggies]

you took it 3x/day???..was it penicillin???:+

[JesusNYC]

Hey they don't call me Jesus for nothing

[doggies]

amem :+

[VaHawk]

Why is a 10.5 inch penis so extraordinary? I encountered my first on at 22 yo. And I've seen/experienced much larger ones since then.

[JesusNYC]

How did you know it was 10.5? Did you measure it?

[VaHawk]

Dude, I don't need a ruler! :7

[JesusNYC]

Go ahead, tell me yours is the same size...zzzzzzzzzzz

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[VaHawk]

Why would I do that? WTF are you blathering about? :7

[JesusNYC]

silly, you said you didnt need a ruler to measure... so how do u know if it's a 10.5 then einstein!

[doggies]

how do you pronounce that?...einSTINE or einSTEEN...?:+

[VaHawk]

My throat knows after all these years, silly rabbit! :7

[JesusNYC]

Personal Attack removed and poster warned.

[VaHawk]

Yeah, you should DEFINITELY hang out at that other site, as personal attacks of this nature are permissable over there. :7

[JesusNYC]

oh please, we're gay and we're on an escort message board. What's with all the politically correct crapo

[Guest mbarz]

>oh please, we're gay and we're on an escort message board.

>What's with all the politically correct crapo

 

Didn't you know this is a newly reformed religious board?