Ah, Summer...

[Trixie]

... and the season of the $300 per hour visiting porn star has descended upon lovely, misty-eyed San Francisco. Gazing into Rentboy this afternoon, I saw that SF had 64 entries- Woohoo!! Fresh meat! But scrolling through the pages of chests and butts, I was disappointed to see that most all of the new ones were of the travellin' kind.

That's fine, for what it is. My one and only experience with a high priced glossy adult film star was an utter disappointment. It didn't even involve my usual playful fetish, just plain old vanilla sex. I'd seen this handsome lad on the cover of so many video boxes, and had wistfully desired his strong brown frame so many times, that I jumped at the trés cher opportunity to get with him. But he turned out to be a listless clock-watcher, who couldn't be bothered even to turn off the tv. The bed was unmade, and slightly damp (!). Our appointment was from 7-8, at 7:45 I was told to "finish up", because he had to get ready for his next appointment. Maybe it was my fault for gushing about how beautiful I found him in my contact e-mail. He obviously felt that just being allowed into his presence was worth the price of admission. That's kind of like paying the entry price into Disneyland only to find that none of the rides are working that day.

I'm sure not all of them are that way, these migratory porn stars. But as they say, once bitten, twice shy. Plus, I'm not going to haul my dowdy white ass into the City for an expensive 45 minute encounter, and you can bet your sweet bippy they're not going to make the BART ride into Oakland. So... wander on, beautiful creatures.

BTW, who's sponsoring all these Brazilians who seem to be flooding the market these days? Did Hooboy work in the Dept of Immigration? It seems like Porn Stars are the country's number two export to the US now (No. 1 being the Guarana extract, so important for our "energy drinks").

 

Well. I simply must fly.

 

Trixie

[+ deej]

It is indeed summer, my fair Trixie.

 

I know it a different way, though. My neighbors (who I formerly disliked quite a bit) have proved themselves to have pretty good genes after all.

 

This weekend, there were two ABSOLUTE BABES lounging around the pool barely contained by their tight bikinis. It was boobies on parade, I tell ya!

 

Now why, you might ask, would this Kinsey 6 be interested in bikini babes? Because they're boy magnets, of course. And whoa, baby, did the boys show up! (And a few daddies, too.)

 

That nerdy kid from 3G? JEEZUS! Where did he get those shoulders?!?!?! The skateboarder from 7F? WOW, what a butt!

 

Some days, it's just fun to be the old poof and sit back to watch the neighborhood grow up. I smile from time to time and at least three of them smile back, and it'll never go any further. But that's OK.

 

There's at least one <insert name of escort> in the making in these boys. }(

[Trixie]

RE: Ah, Summer...& boobs

 

Yes, as Ms. Liebowitz once said, the best reason to have children (or tolerate those of the neighbors) is that as they get older, one might be introduced to their more attractive friends.

 

Trix

[JT Brooklyn]

Trix..Your "Higher Priced Experience" is not Limited to just "Porn Stars"..There are the International, Just Plain Traveling, "Higher Priced".. "Workin Guys" who also will invite you into a "Damp Sheeted Bed",With their Watch Strategically Placed on the Nite Table! LOL Higher Price "Guarantees Nothing", except a Lighter Wallet on your way out the Door! LOL :+