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Would You Rather Go a Month Without Your Smartphone or a Month Without Sex?


Steven_Draker
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As Ray Romano once said on his show: I am a sex camel, I can go for months without it. Well, unfortunately I would opt to do without the phone, which i find an inconvenience and a bother, but life has developed in a way that it is much more likely I would go a month without sex.

I have never seen a purplekow :)

I hope I never see one ;)

But I can tell you this and how I would rather see than be one :D

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror :eek:

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I'd rather a month without my iPhone as long as I have a flip cellphone and my laptop at home. I'd still be able to get texts and phone calls and I'll read my emails at home, no need to be connected 100% of the time all the time.

 

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-esWAu6epFLo/T8u24WOSr_I/AAAAAAAAAGg/qSt3M-rykjU/s1600/RIM_Blackberry_flip_phone.jpeg

 

Some people even take their iPhones to the shower... get a life!

 

http://cdn3.iphoneness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/smartphone-shower.jpg

 

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I could, but wouldn't want to live a month without my iphone. For me it is something that provides safety on many levels, and a link to emergency personnel should something happen. It is always within reach.

the greatest beauty is

Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

or drown in despair when his days darken."

 

- Robinson Jeffers

 

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I could, but wouldn't want to live a month without my iphone. For me it is something that provides safety on many levels, and a link to emergency personnel should something happen. It is always within reach.

I could, but wouldn't want to live a month without my penis. For me it is something that provides satisfaction on many levels, and a link to everything personal should something happen. It is always within reach.

I have never seen a purplekow :)

I hope I never see one ;)

But I can tell you this and how I would rather see than be one :D

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror :eek:

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I could, but wouldn't want to live a month without my penis. For me it is something that provides satisfaction on many levels, and a link to everything personal should something happen. It is always within reach.

 

lol...Well I would hope so. Or else it would be....

 

the greatest beauty is

Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

or drown in despair when his days darken."

 

- Robinson Jeffers

 

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I'd rather go a year without my phone than a month without sex.

 

Rob

 

Although I only have a "dumb" non-iPhone, I'd have to give up sex if I gave up using my cell phone because I text for appointments for sex and get/give addresses for meeting, etc. on my cell phone (oh, and it has all my escorts' phone numbers too!) which I could not do were I not to use it!!! LOL

 

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