Forget speedos - wear the 'ball bag' at the beach next time

[BaronArtz]

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/ball-bag-mens-swimwear/772892/

 

It certainly makes a 'statement' ...

[gallahadesquire]

Koala swim wear has had this for a long time

 

http://www.koalaswim.com/ko_all_items_master.htm

[marylander1940]

more alternatives...

 

http://www.steveneven.com/shop/images/images_big/VCM99066R.png?osCsid=ds5l879nn1l7db020q1sui4u52

 

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71PgjMPyhOL._UX385_.jpg

 

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NzIwWDcyMA==/z/cmoAAOSwVupTo8b6/$_35.JPG

 

http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v2/1180636423_1/Men-s-Sexy-Brief-Bikini-G-string-Thong-Jock-Underwear-New-Design-Size-M-L-XL.jpg

[+ quoththeraven]

These are ridiculous. Find a freaking nude beach and sunbathe there!

[Mark Gordon]

I agree with QTW. Toronto's clothing optional beach, Hanlan's Point, was packed with gay men this past warm weekend.

[BaronArtz]

I agree with QTW. Toronto's clothing optional beach, Hanlan's Point, was packed with gay men this past warm weekend.

 

I agree with you both. This is beyond ridiculous. Nothing beats full-on NUDITY

[+ Chris Eisenhower]

I agree with you both. This is beyond ridiculous. Nothing beats full-on NUDITY

 

It doesn't help that this is the ugliest article of beachwear ever invented.

[BaronArtz]

it doesn't help that this is the ugliest article of beachwear ever invented.

 

yes

[bigvalboy]

Yes Yes....I'm with Chris E and BaronArtz.

[Epigonos]

Not only is it ugly, it is downright silly and the model doesn't help either.

[+ sam.fitzpatrick]

About the only place this suit would be appropriate would be the tanning bed when wanting to minimize the tan lines, but not risk a sunburn there.

[daviddd49]

Not only is it ugly, it is downright silly and the model doesn't help either.

 

Agreed. The model is more dressed with his tattoos than with that over-sized condom.

[Daverwr]

Koala swim wear has had this for a long time

 

http://www.koalaswim.com/ko_all_items_master.htm

 

I have never seen so much swimwear that would require a day pass or reservation at a "clothing optional" resort in all my life. I'd have to get rid of every mirror I owned just to try one on!

[oz_carter]

I need to wash my eyes after seeing these so called swimwear.

[marylander1940]

I need to wash my eyes after seeing these so called swimwear.

 

Exactly, this shows enough skin and is also very sexy!

 

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/terminal05/2012/8/14/13/enhanced-buzz-2622-1344965691-8.jpg