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Can anybody make out what that logo on his shirt says? It seems to be saying [...] District Attorney's [Office]?

 

http://img.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/19917/199175693b7b955cb320f5b8dd82ef65a3f9867e.jpg

 

It's from an ad for this hot guy in Philadelphia. http://www.rentboy.com/Listingpopup.aspx?lid=567174. I mean he's hot but I still don't want my mug to show up on one of those dumb criminal shows.

 

screencap is here in case the ad is down --> http://img6.uploadhouse.com/fileuploads/19917/199175763b19e1439a67b14ea056d3cf4fd96595.jpg

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One of the other pictures shows him wearing what appears to be a Phillies jersey. I guess that means he takes you to a game, has you arrested, and prosecutes you at the stadium.

 

But seriously, I doubt the police would try to entrap guys by placing an ad showing a guy wearing a DA's jacket. Typically, entrapment involves a law enforcement officer disguised as an escort, not the other way around. The more likely case is that he is demonstrating his willingness to engage in role play. However, I'm not sure I would wear a DA's jacket in a pic I was posting in my escort ad if I was him.

 

That said, I'm not sure what's up with the Starbuck's cup. Maybe you would be the barista who made a caramel macchiato when he, the customer, clearly said "mocha" and instead of him getting a "next one's on us" card he gets to f*@& your brains out.

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One of the other pictures shows him wearing what appears to be a Phillies jersey. I guess that means he takes you to a game, has you arrested, and prosecutes you at the stadium.

 

That's a hot fantasy roleplay right there. I think I should call him. Though I prefer him um... prosecute me right there in the car! and in the stadium's toilets!

 

But seriously, I doubt the police would try to entrap guys by placing an ad showing a guy wearing a DA's jacket. Typically, entrapment involves a law enforcement officer disguised as an escort, not the other way around. The more likely case is that he is demonstrating his willingness to engage in role play. However, I'm not sure I would wear a DA's jacket in a pic I was posting in my escort ad if I was him.

 

I don't think it's easy to get a DA's jacket. I hope he's not the Philly DA's son!

 

That said, I'm not sure what's up with the Starbuck's cup. Maybe you would be the barista who made a caramel macchiato when he, the customer, clearly said "mocha" and instead of him getting a "next one's on us" card he gets to f*@& your brains out.

 

On second thought, this fantasy roleplay's HOTTER!

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OK DOWN BOYS!!! Read through this (unprofessional) ad -- He has a few grammar errors and errors in syntax, and the photos in general are cheap selfies.

 

He is STRAIGHT (according to his ad).

 

BUT he is willing to do all sorts of unseemly things with other guys such as : Vanilla, Kissing, Role Playing, Oral, Anal, Toys, Sneakers, Feet, Fisting, Watersports, Diapers, Scat.

 

He also clearly states he is in to being a masseur, stripping and being a travel companion... and the price? Well that is for a rather cheap massage IMHO and anything more would be negotiated (up in price).

 

Finally under "drugs" he writes, "Ask Me" which I translate as "Sure thing, will you supply me with them???" (and frankly some of his photos imply he could already be well-acquainted with some.)

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Finally under "drugs" he writes, "Ask Me" which I translate as "Sure thing, will you supply me with them???" (and frankly some of his photos imply he could already be well-acquainted with some.)

 

That's a good assumption, but I wonder how often boxes are checked because the escort was just careless and never went back to proofread. I asked the second guy I hired about something on his page and he replied, more or less, "It says that?".

 

I'd like to think that guys go look at their own pages to see what they look like and are still accurate, but just from browsing I can tell that many don't.

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