Not A Story From The Onion

[+ Gar1eth]

This is from a Queerty 2013 article. Somehow I must have missed it.

 

 

 

George Clooney “Did Not Like” Wrinkles On His Scrotum, So He Had Them Removed

 

 

Partially good and bad news for gay men fantasizing about being intimate with George Clooney in the future: He can deal with the crow’s feet on your face, but one thing he absolutely cannot deal with are the crow’s feet on your testicles.

 

In a recent interview with Italy’s Max Magazine, Clooney cracked “I’ve never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles.”

The technique, he says, is called “ball ironing,” and “many people in Hollywood have done it.” We demand photos before we believe it.

 

In other news, a large number of media outlets are now “reporting” that George Clooney, in 10 hours flat, has inspired a ball ironing “craze” across the globe. Just like that time David Beckham inspired men around the globe to elongate their penises.

 

 

Gman

[rvwnsd]

But It Could Be

 

According to more than one article found when searching Google for "George Clooney Scrotum Ironing," he was joking.

 

Here's the artice from Gawker:

 

http://gawker.com/george-clooney-joked-about-ironing-his-balls-and-now-it-512577963

 

And the one from The Daily Mail:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2335902/How-George-Clooney-inspired-cosmetic-craze-ball-ironing--sees-wrinkles-removed-know-.html

 

And the one from Buzzfeed, which explains how it all got started:

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/george-clooney-did-not-get-plastic-surgery-on-his#3esr83q

[+ Gar1eth]

According to more than one article found when searching Google for "George Clooney Scrotum Ironing," he was joking.

 

Here's the artice from Gawker:

 

http://gawker.com/george-clooney-joked-about-ironing-his-balls-and-now-it-512577963

 

And the one from The Daily Mail:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2335902/How-George-Clooney-inspired-cosmetic-craze-ball-ironing--sees-wrinkles-removed-know-.html

 

And the one from Buzzfeed, which explains how it all got started:

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/george-clooney-did-not-get-plastic-surgery-on-his#3esr83q

 

Thanks - I was having trouble imagining what a smooth scrotum would look like.

 

Gman

[rvwnsd]

Thanks - I was having trouble imagining what a smooth scrotum would look like.

 

Gman

 

Apparently, after the joke some "nurse" started offering the procedure at her spa. I'm getting this image of a tiny iron and a board...

[justaguy]

I'm getting an image alright. It ain't pretty.

[+ poolboy48220]

we know that unsmoothed ones can be mistaken for Iraq: