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Looks like I will be going, last minute offer.

 

Is there internet there?

 

How does one connect in Black Rock desert for massage or escort?

 

I agree with tsgarp, best question of the year! Hands down.

 

I would contact Xander. I would imagine he is still available for communication, though he has not posted in a long time. He is a escort who advertises here and is a regular attendee. Should you be able to get a hold of him, I'm sure the information would be invaluable, HOWEVER....I would not go looking for escort or massage, but rather I feel you should just spend the few days and experience the event. IMHO of course.

 

Just a little idea of that which is called "Burning Man"...

 

http://news.yahoo.com/katie-couric-burning-man-festival-explained-183349441.html

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Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

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There is internet out there depending on who you camp with but I am sure you could bum someones wifi if you asked nicely. There are many escorts that are out there right now but I don't think there will be many ads up

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The mot puritanical burners would remind you that there is nothing for sale in Black Rock City. Only trade. I totally get it, why not getting laid once you are there? but you might indadvertedly be breaking the rules if you hire.

 

Though one could consider the fact that you are not actually hiring per se, but rather "trading" money for sex. It is easy to justify anything in your mind should the other party be receptive. ;)

 

Of course it is entirely possible that one would not need money at all....;)

 

http://queerburners.com/queer-and-burning-man

 

http://boysofburningman.com/

the greatest beauty is

Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

or drown in despair when his days darken."

 

- Robinson Jeffers

 

B e l i e v e

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rain has turned the playa into a muddy mess on opening day today (Monday)....many have been turned away at the entrance

 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/08/25/burning-man-closed-rain-la-playa-nyd/14592077/

 

by the way, it used to be (and may still) that only coffee and ice are for sale in Black Rock City....everything else, as Juan notes, must be bartered

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I found this:

http://www.azcompuguy.com/playacompanion/

 

Looks like the site hasn't been updated in a while but maybe you can email the owner and ask.

 

It looks like this website is an elaborate April Fools joke:

 

http://www.azcompuguy.com/playacompanion/year-4.htm

 

I'll admit I fell for it completely. As I scrolled through the tabs about services, scheduling a massage, reserving a companion, even employment, I still thought this was someone's bonafide business concept. Even the fact that Customer Service was only open for 20 minutes a day (3:59 p.m. and 4:19 p.m. Pacific time.) didn't tip me off. But then the next tab down revealed the hoax.

 

Apparently there's a tradition for these types of April Fools hoaxes with Burning Man. The same year (2008) the Burning Man site issued press releases on April 1st announcing John McCain would be campaigning at Burning Man, and that Burning Man Security would be handled by the TSA.

 

But yeah, the exchanging massage or companionship for cash would be against the Burning Man ethos. But bartering... maybe there were some possibilities there. I once bartered an escort session for a really good digital camera, years ago....

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It looks like this website is an elaborate April Fools joke:

 

http://www.azcompuguy.com/playacompanion/year-4.htm

 

 

 

I once bartered an escort session for a really good digital camera, years ago....

 

 

So you got a digital camera for a digital manipulation?

I have never seen a purplekow :)

I hope I never see one ;)

But I can tell you this and how I would rather see than be one :D

 

Help there is a purplekow in my mirror :eek:

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