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I actually know-or rather knew her. I know her older sister better. But Martha and I played Jack (me) and Jill (her) in a children's Christmas Play forty something years ago. She's much better preserved than I am.

 

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Southwest Airlines used to be KNOWN for these speeches by the flight attendants. It was always a riot for take-off and landing!

 

Gman - thanks for the memories!

 

IMHO, and I am unanimous in this, is that Southwest's ultimate enemy is their NOT having First Class / Business Class seating.

I really don't want to be on a flying bus.

Do not try to the patience of Dragons, for you are Crunchy and good with Ketchup.

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IMHO, and I am unanimous in this, is that Southwest's ultimate enemy is their NOT having First Class / Business Class seating.

I really don't want to be on a flying bus.

 

However, they are a profitable bus.

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IMHO, and I am unanimous in this, is that Southwest's ultimate enemy is their NOT having First Class / Business Class seating.

I really don't want to be on a flying bus.

 

I agree. In general I'm am not really that fond of flying Southwest unless it's between Dallas, Austin, Houston, or maybe San Antonio. Their seats aren't that comfortable. They also dont have jetway closets for hanging bags which is annoying. And I hate not having an assigned seat although I don't need to always be in 1st or business. An assigned seat in coach would be fine too. Another bad thing is that if you are flying a long distance, because of stops or need to change planes, it can take much longer flying on Southwest than it does on other carriers. And they aren't really cheaper anymore to make up for the longer travel time as they were in the old days.

 

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I hear there have been over 10 million hits on the video. And I just found out today, the flight attendant taped an episode of Ellen today 4/21/2014 to be shown on Tuesday 4/22.

 

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In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, The Great Gazoo is always right!!!!

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