Am I in big trouble???

[+ tristanbaldwin]

Since I never kiss and tell about appointments and who I've seen and haven't, .....I'll simply say that this is SUCH a coincidence that someone left a 1/4 full bottle of lube over at your place...!

 

...very similarly, I just connected with an extremely fun, good looking, intelligent( and a number of other descriptors here) guy on one of my most recent trips. No matter how much punishment I dealt this pain glutton, it was not enough. I threw everything but the kitchen fucking sink at him, and he laughed at me in response. Taunted me. Dared me to go further. My entire spine was shaking at what I was inflicting upon him...but could only watch in amazement as 'it' grew longer...and harder...the mental discipline to be able to embrace that sort of punishment...to harness that and turn it into...whew...magical.

 

HOWEVER! This night ended in EXTREME disappointment. Would you BELIEVE that this guy CONSPIRED to steal my 1/4 full bottle of lube? AN ENTIRE QUARTER BOTTLE! ALL FOR HIMSELF!

 

When you pro-rate this down, from the 14.95 the bottle of silicone lube probably cost, he's getting away with...with...almost $3.75 worth of oil! A tragedy! It cannot go unpunished! Even though I was compensated hundreds of dollars for my time....that $ is somehow forgotten and thrown to the wayside...we're talking THREE DOLLARS AND SEVENTY FIVE CENTS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTTA FOCUS ON THAT!

 

As a result, I've devised a multi-faceted course of action:

 

1) I'm going to make a inquiry post on Daddy's forums, asking other escorts and clients what they think I should do. Should he have to pay me..say...$100 for a replacement bottle of lube? $150? What do you think is reasonable. I mean...we're talking the time and effort to go and GET the lube, the time wasted on the INANE posts on Daddy's to even TALK about the lube, etc.

2) In lieu of replacing the aforementioned lube, he can opt to mail it to me, priority mail. No, wait a minute. Overnight Courier, I think, is more appropriate. Don't you all?

3) Should he fail to replace said lube, a public outing as a thief or harassing certified mail to his home address is appropriate, is it not?

4) Should the mail be returned or no fulfillment of lube within...-7- days...a hit squad? Should I assemble a few other guys and head over there?

 

Help me out here guys, you gotta make me WHOLE again on this lube thing! LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

WG; you never fail to make me laugh and smile

[Bosguy]

Tristan

 

You've suffered so much anguish over this dasdardly deed which could have even caused you to not be able to put food in your beloved puppy's mouth, I think options 1-3 should be scratched and a group of guys under your direction should drag WG kicking and screaming to the New York Bondage Club and deal him the harsh punishment he deserves.

 

Problem is, he'll love it and want more.

 

Great, fun post!

 

Boston Bill

[bigvalboy]

Since I never kiss and tell about appointments and who I've seen and haven't, .....I'll simply say that this is SUCH a coincidence that someone left a 1/4 full bottle of lube over at your place...!

 

...very similarly, I just connected with an extremely fun, good looking, intelligent( and a number of other descriptors here) guy on one of my most recent trips. No matter how much punishment I dealt this pain glutton, it was not enough. I threw everything but the kitchen fucking sink at him, and he laughed at me in response. Taunted me. Dared me to go further. My entire spine was shaking at what I was inflicting upon him...but could only watch in amazement as 'it' grew longer...and harder...the mental discipline to be able to embrace that sort of punishment...to harness that and turn it into...whew...magical.

 

HOWEVER! This night ended in EXTREME disappointment. Would you BELIEVE that this guy CONSPIRED to steal my 1/4 full bottle of lube? AN ENTIRE QUARTER BOTTLE! ALL FOR HIMSELF!

 

When you pro-rate this down, from the 14.95 the bottle of silicone lube probably cost, he's getting away with...with...almost $3.75 worth of oil! A tragedy! It cannot go unpunished! Even though I was compensated hundreds of dollars for my time....that $ is somehow forgotten and thrown to the wayside...we're talking THREE DOLLARS AND SEVENTY FIVE CENTS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOTTA FOCUS ON THAT!

 

As a result, I've devised a multi-faceted course of action:

 

1) I'm going to make a inquiry post on Daddy's forums, asking other escorts and clients what they think I should do. Should he have to pay me..say...$100 for a replacement bottle of lube? $150? What do you think is reasonable. I mean...we're talking the time and effort to go and GET the lube, the time wasted on the INANE posts on Daddy's to even TALK about the lube, etc.

2) In lieu of replacing the aforementioned lube, he can opt to mail it to me, priority mail. No, wait a minute. Overnight Courier, I think, is more appropriate. Don't you all?

3) Should he fail to replace said lube, a public outing as a thief or harassing certified mail to his home address is appropriate, is it not?

4) Should the mail be returned or no fulfillment of lube within...-7- days...a hit squad? Should I assemble a few other guys and head over there?

 

Help me out here guys, you gotta make me WHOLE again on this lube thing! LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

 

WG; you never fail to make me laugh and smile

 

Well this whole incident is just absolutely disgusting. We hear all the time about how clients are scammed, but I have always said that it works both ways. Here is a perfect example how an escort, who only had a clients best interest at heart is once again being taken advantage of. Outrageous!!!

 

Since I have been in recent contact with the thief in question, and since he assures me that he has no intention of returning the used bottle of lube, which is most likely empty by now, I would be more than willing to replace it for you TB. Of course you will have to come my way to retrieve this rather generous gift, which I am willing to replace out of my own pocket. AND for the record, I just bought a new bag of clothes pins, should some of those get misplaced as well....

[+ Funguy]

Drag him, kicking and screaming to the club, tie him down, blindfolded, and then simply watch him. Make sure the room is absolutely quiet. Don't touch him, don't speak to him, don't acknowledge his presence. Let him simply wonder what is going on…….and wonder…..and wonder!

 

Will he make it to …16?

[+ tristanbaldwin]

16? I honestly think he could go past -50-; you'd be running out of sensitive areas to put them. We are dealing with one of the greatest mental fortitudes I've come across in years, and believe me...I've been with my share! LOL.

 

I agree, Val and Bos...we need to assemble a crack team of pain dealers...real, SICKKKKKKK puppies(and I mean 'puppies' metaphorically; not one of Madison's)...who are capable of bringing WG to justice...before a panel of 'judges' at the NYC Bondage Club...LOL.

[+ Funguy]

"16? I honestly think he could go past -50-; you'd be running out of sensitive areas to put them. We are dealing with one of the greatest mental fortitudes I've come across in years, and believe me...I've been with my share! LOL."

 

I was just thinking of the "tip" of the iceberg … could more even fit? "How many angels can dance on the head of a pin" kind of thing!

[leigh.bess.toad]

...very similarly, I just connected with an extremely fun, good looking, intelligent( and a number of other descriptors here) guy on one of my most recent trips. No matter how much punishment I dealt this pain glutton, it was not enough. I threw everything but the kitchen fucking sink at him, and he laughed at me in response.

 

Tristan -- I am left with only one question: WHY IN THE HELL DIDN'T YOU THROW THE KITCHEN FUCKING SINK AT HIM TOO??????????

 

All that pain, there's never a dentist around when you need one, is there?

 

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[TruHart1]

I agree, Val and Bos...we need to assemble a crack team of pain dealers...real, SICKKKKKKK puppies(and I mean 'puppies' metaphorically; not one of Madison's)...who are capable of bringing WG to justice...before a panel of 'judges' at the NYC Bondage Club...LOL.

 

Why do guys like WG have all the fun? I never had the chance to steal a quarter bottle of your lube when I met you! Even though you rocked my world, Tristan, I would always be happy to have any excuse to knock on your door and return ANYTHING to its rightful owner. If that owner was you!!!

 

TruHart1

[Steven_Draker]

... this guy CONSPIRED to steal my 1/4 full bottle of lube? AN ENTIRE QUARTER BOTTLE! ALL FOR HIMSELF!

 

Tristan's post adds a whole new dimension to this electrifying thread and takes an unexpected turn. By his words, it looks like the bottle of lube wasn't left behind but blatantly stolen by the OP!?!

 

Would FedExing you a brand new bottle of the best silicone lube would help you soothing your pain, baby? I feel for you.

 

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[bigvalboy]

Why do guys like WG have all the fun? I never had the chance to steal a quarter bottle of your lube when I met you! Even though you rocked my world, Tristan, I would always be happy to have any excuse to knock on your door and return ANYTHING to its rightful owner. If that owner was you!!!

 

TruHart1

 

Might I suggest that you take TB shopping....

[TruHart1]

Might I suggest that you take TB shopping....

 

That sounds like a great idea, BVB! I’d love to buy him a full bottle of lube and whatever toys and/or clothing he’d enjoy too. There are some ass-less jock briefs that would accentuate some of his best assets!

 

TruHart1

[bigvalboy]

That sounds like a great idea, BVB! I’d love to buy him a full bottle of lube and whatever toys and/or clothing he’d enjoy too. There are some ass-less jock briefs that would accentuate some of his best assets!

TruHart1

 

Andrew Christian underwear fits him nicely, and wraps those big thighs and ass perfectly. AND as an added bonus, drop a couple of Andrew Christian t-shirts, size small, in the bag as well...and my friend, that is money well spent.....

[TruHart1]

Andrew Christian underwear fits him nicely, and wraps those big thighs and ass perfectly. AND as an added bonus, drop a couple of Andrew Christian t-shirts, size small, in the bag as well...and my friend, that is money well spent.....

 

I must say BVB that your suggestions are great. The way his chest and abs keep becoming more and more defined every week, the size small t-shirts combined with the hot Andrew Christian jock briefs should make it pretty easy to get off by just looking at his gorgeous self in these particular garments!!!

 

TruHart1

[whipped guy]

Well guys... I was out if the loop yesterday when this thread suddenly took an unexpected turn. All I can say is that I am guilty as charged and indeed need to be punished.

 

I really think that arrangements should be made so a number of experts from a variety of fields should be present so as to best deliver my well deserved disciplinary action. Among those experts, I would be particularly honored if a number of other Escorts of the Year were to join Tristan in administering my just punishment... I have been privileged to have met some, but not all. Consequently, I would be particularly honored if those EOY's who I have not yet met could be also present to deliver that which I deserve. As as supplement to the EOY contingent any other escort and or client who has a predilection for S&M would most certainly be invited to partake as well. For those not into such a scene, but might be curious, onlookers would be welcome as well.

 

Furthermore, and to take a cue from Lee's posting, those who are paid on a daily basis to be purveyors of pain, and who put smiles on their victim's faces in the process, should also be invited. So I particularly like Lee's idea of getting dentists involved. After all I'm the guy who (mirabile dictu) has not taken any local anesthetic to have dental procedures performed since well into the last century. In fact I refused it as a child. So yes, such professional purveyors are most welcome. The only problem concerns the fact that the New York Dental Meeting (where from what I hear they give live demonstrations) is not until after Thanksgiving. I'm not sure you guys would be willing to wait that long. Consequently, we may have to settle for Paddles and the NY Bondage Club on a Sunday evening, and sooner rather than later. How about sometime in March?!

 

So cum one cum all. The more the merrier. As I said, this is all about having some fun so let's have a blast.

 

In all seriousness, it is reassuring to know that a certain EOY has such a great sense of humor and was willing to go the extra mile to join in on the fun. I (as do so many others who post here) feel quite privileged to be a client. It takes a special talent and personality to be an escort, and only a select few escort get to be EOY. So a special tribute not only to them, but to all the escorts who contributed not only to this thread, but to those who take the time to make this place the special venue that it is. Plus, we clients and posters are really not so bad either... Really! So kudos to all!!

[bigvalboy]

Well guys... I was out if the loop yesterday when this thread suddenly took an unexpected turn. All I can say is that I am guilty as charged and indeed need to be punished.

 

I really think that arrangements should be made so a number of experts from a variety of fields should be present so as to best deliver my well deserved disciplinary action. Among those experts, I would be particularly honored if a number of other Escorts of the Year were to join Tristan in administering my just punishment... I have been privileged to have met some, but not all. Consequently, I would be particularly honored if those EOY's who I have not yet met could be also present to deliver that which I deserve. As as supplement to the EOY contingent any other escort and or client who has a predilection for S&M would most certainly be invited to partake as well. For those not into such a scene, but might be curious, onlookers would be welcome as well.

 

Furthermore, and to take a cue from Lee's posting, those who are paid on a daily basis to be purveyors of pain, and who put smiles on their victim's faces in the process, should also be invited. So I particularly like Lee's idea of getting dentists involved. After all I'm the guy who (mirabile dictu) has not taken any local anesthetic to have dental procedures performed since well into the last century. In fact I refused it as a child. So yes, such professional purveyors are most welcome. The only problem concerns the fact that the New York Dental Meeting (where from what I hear they give live demonstrations) is not until after Thanksgiving. I'm not sure you guys would be willing to wait that long. Consequently, we may have to settle for Paddles and the NY Bondage Club on a Sunday evening, and sooner rather than later. How about sometime in March?!

 

So cum one cum all. The more the merrier. As I said, this is all about having some fun so let's have a blast.

 

In all seriousness, it is reassuring to know that a certain EOY has such a great sense of humor and was willing to go the extra mile to join in on the fun. I (as do so many others who post here) feel quite privileged to be a client. It takes a special talent and personality to be an escort, and only a select few escort get to be EOY. So a special tribute not only to them, but to all the escorts who contributed not only to this thread, but to those who take the time to make this place the special venue that it is. Plus, we clients and posters are really not so bad either... Really! So kudos to all!!

Well WG...this whole thread was just a lot of fun, so count me in as one of the voyeurs and or participants in this session that you have planned where you are duly punished. I'll bring the clothes pins.... You guys might be a little out of my league, but I am always willing to learn. And allow me to join you in your tribute to all the EOY's and escorts out there that contribute so much to helping so many of us fulfill a part of our lives that we would not ordinarily be able to do..

 

Cheers my friend...

[+ Funguy]

Well guys... I was out if the loop yesterday when this thread suddenly took an unexpected turn. All I can say is that I am guilty as charged and indeed need to be punished.

 

I really think that arrangements should be made so a number of experts from a variety of fields should be present so as to best deliver my well deserved disciplinary action. Among those experts, I would be particularly honored if a number of other Escorts of the Year were to join Tristan in administering my just punishment... I have been privileged to have met some, but not all. Consequently, I would be particularly honored if those EOY's who I have not yet met could be also present to deliver that which I deserve. As as supplement to the EOY contingent any other escort and or client who has a predilection for S&M would most certainly be invited to partake as well. For those not into such a scene, but might be curious, onlookers would be welcome as well.

 

Furthermore, and to take a cue from Lee's posting, those who are paid on a daily basis to be purveyors of pain, and who put smiles on their victim's faces in the process, should also be invited. So I particularly like Lee's idea of getting dentists involved. After all I'm the guy who (mirabile dictu) has not taken any local anesthetic to have dental procedures performed since well into the last century. In fact I refused it as a child. So yes, such professional purveyors are most welcome. The only problem concerns the fact that the New York Dental Meeting (where from what I hear they give live demonstrations) is not until after Thanksgiving. I'm not sure you guys would be willing to wait that long. Consequently, we may have to settle for Paddles and the NY Bondage Club on a Sunday evening, and sooner rather than later. How about sometime in March?!

 

So cum one cum all. The more the merrier. As I said, this is all about having some fun so let's have a blast.

 

In all seriousness, it is reassuring to know that a certain EOY has such a great sense of humor and was willing to go the extra mile to join in on the fun. I (as do so many others who post here) feel quite privileged to be a client. It takes a special talent and personality to be an escort, and only a select few escort get to be EOY. So a special tribute not only to them, but to all the escorts who contributed not only to this thread, but to those who take the time to make this place the special venue that it is. Plus, we clients and posters are really not so bad either... Really! So kudos to all!!

 

As I am Left Coastal and would not be able to make this show or partake in the activities, we need a representative to take notes, including a written representation of the vocal milieu (grrrrrr; yes, sir; harder, sir - you get the idea) so that I may compile a very naughty select few installments to allow others (those unfortunate non-attendees) to enjoy all of your pain and suffering as well as your agony and ecstasy, your exquisite pleasure that you have been so fortunate to endure. (and don't forget your cheery-red ass!)

 

Sometimes a smart-ass, but always a Funguy

[TruHart1]

In all seriousness, it is reassuring to know that a certain EOY has such a great sense of humor and was willing to go the extra mile to join in on the fun. I (as do so many others who post here) feel quite privileged to be a client. It takes a special talent and personality to be an escort, and only a select few escort get to be EOY. So a special tribute not only to them, but to all the escorts who contributed not only to this thread, but to those who take the time to make this place the special venue that it is. Plus, we clients and posters are really not so bad either... Really! So kudos to all!!

 

Anyone who has met the particular EOY addressed and addressing in this thread knows what a really great intelligence and sense of fun he always has, not to mention his “bedside” manner, which is astounding, IMHO!!!

 

TruHart1