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I'm having pepperoni ... no, make it barbequed chicken. Anyone else for pizza?

Since I know all parties involved, I'm rather enjoying the thread, so for me, I'm not really hungry just yet....;) but feel free to order without me...

I think the thread is very "tongue in cheek " humor. Guess some people are taking it too serious. But if you insist, I'll have 1/4 of the pizza and you can have the other 3/4 :-)

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Cheese, with some oregano on it. Thanks.

Well, Boston Bill, I think we can rest assured on the fact that there were 'tongues' everywhere else, including tongues-in-cheek! Some forum members aren't read up on the all consuming issue of Proper Client Etiquette in regards to Escorts who forget their Tools and Products behind....

 

 

Behind? That made me laugh!!!

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Well, those that really know me know that my tongue (after being in a few other places) was indeed planted firmly in my cheek when I posted this thread shortly after the escort left. In fact I literally laughed out loud when I saw the lube on the night table after I was attempting to tidy things up.

 

I informed the escort regarding what happened in my 'thank you' email. He responded by saying that he would respond in full after he recharged his battery. So I'm not sure if I am to be further punished or not... He will be judge and jury and I will happily abide by whatever he decides.

 

Still, I can appreciate how some would want to order pizza... Shoot! I was born in the self-proclaimed pizza capital of the USA... if not the world!!! Actually, I simply wanted to point out how this is an everyday occurrence... and if that infamous bottle of lube had fallen behind the night table I might have not noticed it for days if at all...

 

So just having a bit of fun here... After all, that's what this place and this hobby are both all about. :)

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He responded by saying that he would respond in full after he recharged his battery. So I'm not sure if I am to be further punished or not... He will be judge and jury and I will happily abide by whatever he decides.

 

:)

I am confused of this battery of which you speak. Is that a real battery like to his car or a battery to a sexual gratification toy or is that a metaphoric battery such as one resting up after a strenuous activity or is it more an attack as though he is being recharged to commit battery up you. My guess, baseball battery in which one of you was a pitcher and the other a catcher or vice versa.
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Well, those that really know me know that my tongue (after being in a few other places) was indeed planted firmly in my cheek when I posted this thread shortly after the escort left. In fact I literally laughed out loud when I saw the lube on the night table after I was attempting to tidy things up.

 

I informed the escort regarding what happened in my 'thank you' email. He responded by saying that he would respond in full after he recharged his battery. So I'm not sure if I am to be further punished or not... He will be judge and jury and I will happily abide by whatever he decides.

 

Still, I can appreciate how some would want to order pizza... Shoot! I was born in the self-proclaimed pizza capital of the USA... if not the world!!! Actually, I simply wanted to point out how this is an everyday occurrence... and if that infamous bottle of lube had fallen behind the night table I might have not noticed it for days if at all...

 

So just having a bit of fun here... After all, that's what this place and this hobby are both all about. :)

I am with you WG 100%. I had lots of chuckles today reading all of the posts. It was great fun, and might I add that I thought the thread was very clever from the outset. Knowing the other party involved like I do, he would think your thread was hilarious as well, and I hope that he has a chance to take a peek at it.

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I am confused of this battery of which you speak. Is that a real battery like to his car or a battery to a sexual gratification toy or is that a metaphoric battery such as one resting up after a strenuous activity or is it more an attack as though he is being recharged to commit battery up you. My guess, baseball battery in which one of you was a pitcher and the other a catcher or vice versa.

PK... Actually your first guess was on target... as heaven knows that we did nothing that would tax his metaphorical battery!!! It was along drive to and fro... The answer: his car battery!!! ;)

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You're having fun at someone else's expense. The subject of the lube bottle left behind has been used and overused.

 

Napoletana Al Formaggio ... double cheese, please.

I sincerely hope that this is taken in good fun... However, I think that it is now obvious that the former EOY about whom I was speaking is not Steven!

 

At any rate, ya gotta love Steven and I certainly must commend him regarding his choice of pizza. Where I come from Napoletana rules! In fact, in Neapolitan dialect it is always referenced locally as a pizz' with the last "a" in "pizza" chopped off as opposed to the classical Italian "la pizza".

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hmmmmmm… pizz?
funguy... It's not simply "pizz"... but rather "a pizz". Neapolitan like other languages has it's grammar rules. Anyone asking for "pizz" without the "a" would be laughed out of town!!!

 

Now as an aside my spell checker keeps wanting to change "funguy" to "fungus". I find that "funny"! :)

 

Smiley face added so as to not irritate any mushroom lovers out there... Of whom I am one! :) Though not on "a pizz"! Another smiley added just to make sure that all in meant to be in good "fun". :)

 

Damn... It has been said that comedy is tougher to pull off than tragedy!!! HOW TRUE!!!

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I'm having pepperoni ... no, make it barbequed chicken. Anyone else for pizza?

 

Cheese, with some oregano on it. Thanks.

 

Off the subject- but it seems to me that it's usually women and children who only want cheese pizza. Personally I'll take a combo, thin crust ( unless maybe I'm a Uno's- love their chicago style crust) extra crisp but without jalapeños or anchovies. Oh and I'd prefer my bell peppers to be red and yellow-not green.

 

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funguy... It's not simply "pizz"... but rather "a pizz". Neapolitan like other languages has it's grammar rules. Anyone asking for "pizz" without the "a" would be laughed out of town!!!

 

Now as an aside my spell checker keeps wanting to change "funguy" to "fungus". I find that "funny"! :)

 

Smiley face added so as to not irritate any mushroom lovers out there... Of whom I am one! :) Though not on "a pizz"! Another smiley added just to make sure that all in meant to be in good "fun". :)

 

Damn... It has been said that comedy is tougher to pull off than tragedy!!! HOW TRUE!!!

 

As in "take a pizz"? OK OK just having a bit of fun - after all, I am Funguy.

 

Yes, my spell checker does the same thing so I have to be careful or I am transformed into a fungus. However, I'll take a pizz con fungi e una birra, per favore. Then I'll be a happy Funguy again!

 

Actually, very much a Funguy right now - just saw a very Dominant guy and I couldn't stop saying, "Yes, Sir!" EXQUISITE pleasure and now I am extremely hungry. All this talk of food and I'll have to add some salad and pasta.

 

Always a Funguy, not a Fungus.

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Can't believe no one has delicately or politely called WG out on just what obviously exhausting activities and cavorting he and said EOY escort were engaged in that they used up 3/4 of a bottle of lube!! Sounds like a good time was certainly had!

 

To be honest, I never noticed if the bottle of lube was half full, half empty, or whatever when we started as the escort in question literally had me in another world... No make that another universe!!! All I'll say is that at one time the cavorting involved 15 clothespins... Otherwise I'm not the type of guy who lubes and tells.

 

As in "take a pizz"? OK OK just having a bit of fun - after all, I am Funguy.

 

Yes, my spell checker does the same thing so I have to be careful or I am transformed into a fungus. However, I'll take a pizz con fungi e una birra, per favore. Then I'll be a happy Funguy again!

 

Actually, very much a Funguy right now - just saw a very Dominant guy and I couldn't stop saying, "Yes, Sir!" EXQUISITE pleasure and now I am extremely hungry. All this talk of food and I'll have to add some salad and pasta.

 

Always a Funguy, not a Fungus.

 

Well fungus... Shoot there it goes again!! I mean funguy... That's better! I am quite impressed as you are learning your Neapolitan dialect quite quickly. I don't currently have access to a Neapolitan dictionary, but I am almost certain that the plural of mushroom in Neapolitan is "fungi" with a soft "g" and the final "i" barely pronounced. At least that is the way that I have always heard it... as opposed to the hard "g" sound in "funghi" of classical Italian. Bravo, bravissimo in verità!!!

 

As for the "Yes Sir" thing... Yep, same with my guy!!! Of course, I also called him a Flipping Bastard and a Son of a Bitch as well... But always concluded the sentence with a reverential "Thank you, Sir!"

 

I think that we both know how to play the game!!!!

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