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A former EOY just left my place and left his bottle of lube behind. I noticed it after he left... Really not until he was gone. Really!!!

 

Consequently I sent him an email alerting him of the fact. It was 3/4 empty so I hope he does not hold it against me and will cut me some slack for not noticing sooner... or for thinking that I did not alert him of the fact on purpose. I have always enjoyed our time together, and really hope to see more of him in the future so I hope that this incident does not cause any animosity between us.

 

I just needed to get this feeling of guilt off my chest... ;) :)

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A former EOY just left my place and left his bottle of lube behind. I noticed it after he left... Really not until he was gone. Really!!!

 

Consequently I sent him an email alerting him of the fact. It was 3/4 empty so I hope he does not hold it against me and will cut me some slack for not noticing sooner... or for thinking that I did not alert him of the fact on purpose. I have always enjoyed our time together, and really hope to see more of him in the future so I hope that this incident does not cause any animosity between us.

 

I just needed to get thus feeling of guilt off my chest... ;) :)

 

 

A former EOY you say.....Hmmmm, who could that be? Oh that's right, it's Tuesday....;) You are the best WG!!

the greatest beauty is

Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

or drown in despair when his days darken."

 

- Robinson Jeffers

 

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A former EOY just left my place and left his bottle of lube behind. I noticed it after he left... Really not until he was gone. Really!!!

 

Consequently I sent him an email alerting him of the fact. It was 3/4 empty so I hope he does not hold it against me and will cut me some slack for not noticing sooner... or for thinking that I did not alert him of the fact on purpose. I have always enjoyed our time together, and really hope to see more of him in the future so I hope that this incident does not cause any animosity between us.

 

I just needed to get this feeling of guilt off my chest... ;) :)

 

Somehow, I don't see any of the past Escorts Of The Year being angry because you did not notice they left their lube behind until after they left. That being said, you must now go to the nearest FedEx location and send that bottle Priority Overnight so they receive it as soon as possible. If you don't, you will be forced to have nothing but soft, vanilla, cuddly-wuddly sex for the next sixteen and seven years. Don't dally: get your whipped ass to FedEx NOW!

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No need to feel guilty one bit...you sent him an email to notify him and as he is now fully informed, if he finds it necessary to retrieve it the two of you can work out the details. I wouldn't worry about any possible delay in noticing it after he left as I am sure you had other pleasant things on your mind. He may not even think it is a big deal as much as you apparently do.

 

Hope that puts your mind to rest and won't stress out further about this.

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Perhaps you could send me the bottle in question (with some biographical information about how this came to be in your possession) and I could add it to my museum of escort memorabilia that I mentioned in an earlier posting. I'm planning for a summer opening to take advantage of the influx of tourists that Philly always has then. I'll be happy to send you a letter authorizing you to take this as a tax deduction. I'm in the final stages of negotiating with the Smithsonian for using their name.

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... and no doubt you will be PUNISHED the next time you see him.

 

Now why does that thought put a smile on your face, whipped guy? ;)

 

But what would be the bigger punishment for WG- to be punished or not to be punished- that is the question?

 

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I thought we turned that page.

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/7645ef99f2fb27c1c5228a5409aee919/tumblr_mj80tpZtWB1ql5yr7o1_400.gif

 

If that is Kristin Chenowith, IMHO she's lost too much weight.

 

Gman

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In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, Beware my power, The Great Gazoo is always right!!!!

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A former EOY just left my place and left his bottle of lube behind. I noticed it after he left... Really not until he was gone. Really!!!

 

Consequently I sent him an email alerting him of the fact. It was 3/4 empty so I hope he does not hold it against me and will cut me some slack for not noticing sooner... or for thinking that I did not alert him of the fact on purpose. I have always enjoyed our time together, and really hope to see more of him in the future so I hope that this incident does not cause any animosity between us.

 

I just needed to get this feeling of guilt off my chest... ;) :)

 

I'm sure this Dude has left Lube all over the U.S. and can afford another bottle! Was it the Exspensive One? $40 a Bottle in NYC!

 

I'm sure the Glove Compartment had a few backups! But being a Wet Dream to alot why would you even need lube? JT would not!

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But wait….WG must punish (not the other way around) that former EOY for 3 offenses:

 

1. The fact that the bottle was left for WG to find: 30 lashes

2. It was 3/4 empty and not a full bottle: 30 lashes

3. I have not heard any evidence that said former EOY was repentant

 

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But wait….WG must punish (not the other way around) that former EOY for 3 offenses:

 

1. The fact that the bottle was left for WG to find: 30 lashes

2. It was 3/4 empty and not a full bottle: 30 lashes

3. I have not heard any evidence that said former EOY was repentant

 

Remember, always be a

 

Funguy

 

I think they BOTH should be dealt the wrath of jealous Forum members and beg for mercy (No, WG, not More).

 

I must say that they must have truly enjoyed each other to use 3/4 of a bottle of lube. Jealous again.

 

Boston Bill

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I'm having pepperoni ... no, make it barbequed chicken. Anyone else for pizza?

 

Since I know all parties involved, I'm rather enjoying the thread, so for me, I'm not really hungry just yet....;) but feel free to order without me...

the greatest beauty is

Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

or drown in despair when his days darken."

 

- Robinson Jeffers

 

B e l i e v e

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I'm having pepperoni ... no, make it barbequed chicken. Anyone else for pizza?

 

I think the thread is very "tongue in cheek " humor. Guess some people are taking it too serious. But if you insist, I'll have 1/4 of the pizza and you can have the other 3/4 :-)

 

Boston Bill

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