Kanye Proves He's Straight

[MiamiLooker]

For those that think Kanye West tries too hard to prove he’s straight, it's obvious he loves and respects his bride-to-be, Kim Kartrashian, very much. Rapping “I impregnanted your mouth girl, ooh/that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl" shows he knew she was the one for him the first time he massaged her tonsils.

 

[bigvalboy]

For those that think Kanye West tries too hard to prove he’s straight, it's obvious he loves and respects his bride-to-be, Kim Kartrashian, very much. Rapping “I impregnanted your mouth girl, ooh/that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl" shows he knew she was the one for him the first time he massaged her tonsils.

 

....LMAO. The fruit thing I get, cause you was just tryin to help, but Kanye and Kim is not something I enjoy thinking about....funny stuff ML.

[bostonman]

Hmm. is the world really a better place now that we publicly know that she swallows? (I wish that whole family would go away...)

[rvwnsd]

Hmm. is the world really a better place now that we publicly know that she swallows? (I wish that whole family would go away...)

 

He said "impregnated your mouth", not "impregnated your guts," so she might have spit.

[Phil_musc]

Does she swallow or doesn't she? Do we really care?

 

I, for one, don't care in the least; but then I don't wonder about Kanye either. No hope for me, I guess.

[+ FreshFluff]

For those that think Kanye West tries too hard to prove he’s straight, it's obvious he loves and respects his bride-to-be, Kim Kartrashian, very much. Rapping “I impregnanted your mouth girl, ooh/that's when I knew you could be my spouse, girl" shows he knew she was the one for him the first time he massaged her tonsils.

 

Those may be the worst written lyrics I've ever heard.

[Bosguy]

I don't know how getting a bj from his wife proves he's straight. Maybe he just likes bj's and the doer could be male or female. I've heard guys give better bj's than gals. Now ladies, don't get in a tizzy.

 

Boston Bill

[Phil_musc]

Throwing down the gauntlet here, Bill, aren't you? Let's organize a competition - we'll use that glory hole thing where someone can lurk behind and offer services to guys. Of course we won't be able to tell who is actually doing the sucking. This way we'll all know once and for all who gives the best bj's and we'll be able to move on with our lives.

 

Actually that's how women first made inroads in the world's great orchestras - they held auditions behind a wall so that it was completely anonymous. Suddenly women started getting orchestral playing jobs. Not sure it's an apt analogy, but who knows. . .

[Bosguy]

Throwing down the gauntlet here, Bill, aren't you? Let's organize a competition - we'll use that glory hole thing where someone can lurk behind and offer services to guys. Of course we won't be able to tell who is actually doing the sucking. This way we'll all know once and for all who gives the best bj's and we'll be able to move on with our lives.

 

Actually that's how women first made inroads in the world's great orchestras - they held auditions behind a wall so that it was completely anonymous. Suddenly women started getting orchestral playing jobs. Not sure it's an apt analogy, but who knows. . .

 

Great idea. One of the groups will win "lips down"

 

Boston Bill

[mmk123]

hey, the straights can have him

no loss to the gay community at all

[hornytwells]

I will probably incur the wrath of most, but I have to confess, despite him being an asshole etc, I do think he is very sexy! (Ducks and hides)

[Decatur Guy]

If I ran the world, the Kardashians would be the first people I'd put on roadside trash pick-up. What a bunch of oxygen-wasting, useless *unts, and I don't say things like that lightly.

[Lohengrin1979]

hey, the straights can have him

no loss to the gay community at all

 

+1

[hornytwells]

My brain agrees with you, but then to be honest, I have never even seen an episode of their show, I just see pics of him online, and while my brain agrees with you, the other part responds…….

Anyone else ever want to have sex with someone they don't like or respect as a person but find overpowering sexual attraction to……?