Something our "Daddy" might say

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

 

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

 

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

orange, and blue.

 

My dad kept staring at her.

 

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

 

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

 

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response.

 

In classic style, he responded without batting an eyelid .....

 

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you might be my kid."