Any help for looking good before meeting up?

[+ FreshFluff]

Well, a few posts went by before Mr. Betancourt's ID was revealed...........

Maybe some others' trial memberships have expired too!

Just kidding, everyone.

T

 

The gay agenda people came over and took my card today. I argued that the makeup on men post shows that I'm a loyal ally, but they were heartless. They're heading over to LBT next.

[Tighty]

The gay agenda people came over and took my card today. I argued that the makeup on men post shows that I'm a loyal ally, but they were heartless. They're heading over to LBT next.

 

Makeup forever!

[+ FreshFluff]

Makeup forever!

 

Tighty will testify for me.

[GeorgeGG]

If you look crap when getting out of the shower, you probably looked crap before getting in the shower. What you can do is: a) thought of it earler b) spend more on dermatologists and less on escorts. :-)

[Phil_musc]

from what i hear, he has a thing for guys with a pulse. and the pulse thing may be flexible.

 

Sounds like my kind of guy - and he likes them older??!! And he's not acting/pretending?? Definitely my kinda guy - I feel a bit of sexy self-confidence surging through my loins again. . .

[irishjock]

Yes. Here's the fool proof absolute beauty regime to follow before a date.

 

Up to a day before, avoid garlic. Up to a couple hours before, avoid raw onions. However... (And this is very important) two hours before your session have a regular meal. Many men, especially the ones that feel self conscious about their weight, starve themselves two days before a session thinking it will make them thinner. It doesn't make them thinner but it makes their breath toxic from all that empty stomach acid. You don't want that breath if you are going to kiss someone. Eat. You will need the energy.

 

If you will bottom, learnt the proper technique for douching, and follow it carefully, at least one hour before your session.

 

Take a conscientious shower. Thoroughly shampoo your pubes, rinse and repeat. (You would be shocked how many people don't realize their pubes can accumulate odours.)

 

Clean inside your ears and behind them. Thoroughly wash your armpits and every crevice of your body to make sure there are no lingering smells.

 

Shave carefully and closely. Especially pay attention to all around your mouth, which might come in contact with your partner's tender parts.

 

Clip your nails and if there are any jagged edges smooth them out with nail files. (You would be shocked how many men show up with long and sharp, scratchy nails.) Apply non-intrusive deodorant. Moisturize.

 

Carefully floss... (This is really important!) carefully brush your teeth with minty toothpaste. Preferably with a sonic toothbrush. A hand held brush will be fine if you know the proper technique and do it for long enough. (You would be shocked how many men brush their teeth like a toddler.) Rinse with mouthwash, preferably minty listerine, with alcohol. (All the other flavours have too much sugar and will make your breath worse after a few minutes.) If you have tooth problems, fix them. Nothing will damage your breath as badly as tooth decay and nothing will be able to cover it up. If you don't know if you commonly have bad breath, find a ruthless friend and beg him or her to tell you the truth. Have some breath mints at hand, anyway.

 

Wear clean clothes. (All your clothes, from underwear to outerwear.)

 

Smile. Relax. Show up. If you are nervous, breathe and let your partner know you are nervous. There is nothing more endearing than a man who is man enough to accept he feels a little exposed. Vulnerability is beautiful.

 

 

 

 

It may seem that I went a little overboard, but all I want to stress is this: There's no trick to beauty. You are beautiful just being yourself. You are good enough, you are ready. If you show up clean, fresh, ready and relaxed, your best qualities will come to the fore and your partner will be able to see and enjoy who you are.

 

This is true when it comes to going on a date, but also applies to meeting with an escort.

 

It always amazes me how many men show up to sessions without having had a shower, smelling bad, with dirty clothes and a huge chip on their shoulder and then they complain that no escort has been able to keep it up before. It is then that they say that if only they were beautiful (Or better endowed, or richer, or you name it) their lives would be so different. You are what you are and there is always a way to make what you are now enjoyable.

 

If I get to a session and I find a client that is clean, has beautiful, clean breath and is ready for the session I am the happiest man alive.

 

Cleanliness is next to Godliness. Godly is beautiful.

 

I love practical advice. Juan: you are awesome.