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Thanksgiving is cumming up….


Funguy
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To all - please have a safe, happy, and healthy Thanksgiving. Be thankful for what we have and thank Daddy for this wonderful forum, thank all of you posters for making life easier and more fun.

 

Now for the turkey:

 

Take young Tom, truss him up tight with rope (excuse me, string) around the legs, up thru the breast, around the arms (oops, wings) and back again. Stuff his orifices to the gills and roast until very hot and crisp. Baste with juices frequently over front and back. Remove from the roaster and let sit for a short time until all of his juices cum out clear.

Now it's time to shake a leg, pull a wing, check out that breast, twist the tail (otherwise known as the "Pope's Nose), taste the stuffing, and enjoy Tom for the rest of the evening until dessert. For dessert we have pumpkin pie covered in "whipped's" cream.

 

What an afternoon/night to look forward to……..

 

As always,

Funguy

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