Tracking a bozo? Toss 'em a bimbo

[+ friendofsheila]

http://nypost.com/2013/09/27/death-fake-son-tracked-down-in-ohio/

 

Oh, I just love stories like this, where stupid people just dig themselves into a whole.

 

I love that they use “himbo’s” too.

[+ friendofsheila]

Nobody's getting a laugh out of this?

 

"The next dumb thing the [fugitive] did was..., when a shapely young brunette in high heels, a short skirt and a cleavage-baring shirt knocked, and he opened the door."

 

“The thing about defendants is no matter who they are — they can come in white, black, green or purple polka dots. They’re all dumb,” she noted. “Every single last one of them is stupid.”