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Since Lance Armstrong is probably unemployable anywhere, I suggested he go into escort work. I think that one got a big thumbs-down from the board.

 

Now I'm suggesting Edward Snowden (although many will probably remind me that he is reported to have found a job).

 

In the image search for "sexy", there come up a few pictures that remind me of Benjamin Nicholas.

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=edward+snowden+shirtless&client=firefox-a&hs=ai5&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=1wxzUr_rE_OFyQGlioC4Aw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=885&dpr=1#q=edward+snowden+sexy&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&imgdii=_

 

Could he make it in "the biz"? :)

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adriano46 Community Regular

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+1

 

+2 - and if brings along his former BFF Matthew McConaughey...

 

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A0PDoX19hnNSs3kANg2JzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTIyZjN2NGdqBHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDaW1nBG9pZAMyZDNlZDI3YTBmYmE4NDBmNWY0MDM0NjgyYjZmNTg2YwRncG9zAzEEaXQDYmluZw--?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fyhs%2Fsearch%3Fp%3Dmatthew%2Bmcconaughey%2Blance%2Barmstrong%26n%3D30%26ei%3Dutf-8%26hsimp%3Dyhs-shopathome_001%26hspart%3Drlo%26tab%3Dorganic%26ri%3D1&w=450&h=360&imgurl=cdn.sheknows.com%2Ffilter%2Fl%2Fgallery%2Flance_armstrong_matthew_mcconaughey_exercise.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sheknows.com%2Fentertainment%2Fbattle-of-the-bros%2Fcelebrity-photos%2Flance-and-matt%2Flance-armstrong-and-matthew-mcconaughey-exercise&size=31KB&name=%3Cb%3ELance+Armstrong+%3C%2Fb%3Eand+%3Cb%3EMatthew+McConaughey+%3C%2Fb%3Eexercise+-+%3Cb%3ELance+Armstrong+%3C%2Fb%3E...&p=matthew+mcconaughey+lance+armstrong&oid=2d3ed27a0fba840f5f4034682b6f586c&fr2=&fr=&tt=%3Cb%3ELance+Armstrong+%3C%2Fb%3Eand+%3Cb%3EMatthew+McConaughey+%3C%2Fb%3Eexercise+-+%3Cb%3ELance+Armstrong+%3C%2Fb%3E...&b=0&ni=160&no=1&ts=&tab=organic&sigr=149ue5hah&sigb=14i5q1jdd&sigi=12iriu3e5&.crumb=v27eR.sQoQd&hsimp=yhs-shopathome_001&hspart=rlo

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Since Lance Armstrong is probably unemployable anywhere, I suggested he go into escort work. I think that one got a big thumbs-down from the board.

 

Now I'm suggesting Edward Snowden (although many will probably remind me that he is reported to have found a job).

 

In the image search for "sexy", there come up a few pictures that remind me of Benjamin Nicholas.

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=edward+snowden+shirtless&client=firefox-a&hs=ai5&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=1wxzUr_rE_OFyQGlioC4Aw&ved=0CAkQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=885&dpr=1#q=edward+snowden+sexy&rls=org.mozilla:en-US%3Aofficial&tbm=isch&imgdii=_

 

Could he make it in "the biz"? :)

 

he does look a little like a younger BN, before he filled out with muscle

 

snowden hasa cute face. based on some of the guys who call themselves 'escort'; now, he could easily have success in this biz

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All I can say then, jimboivyo, is that America is still the Land of Opportunity. If a guy with Snowden's mediocre charms can make it in escorting then this is truly a country filled with open-minded (possibly blind) guys and it is proof that given the right marketing skills you can sell anything.

 

As has been noted above by several worthy brothers here, I wouldn't mind finding Lance Armstrong in my boudoir. I certainly wasn't among those who shouted down the idea that he might try escorting. I've always liked guys like him (and he is just at about the right age for me!)

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Because obviously someone would only go into escorting as a last resort, eh? :rolleyes:

 

Excellent (and poignant) retort, Mark. Some would almost hope that Snowden ends up in a jail cell as someone's "bitch" (be that one in some former USSR area -- yikes; or here), but the bottom line is as funny as it may be to conjure up the idea, it is an insult to ESCORTS who are discreet, trustworthy, and loyal!

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I guess I'm the only one who finds him physically appealing...

http://imgdonkey.com/big/S2hCQlpIcA/what-edward-snowden-must-be-thinking-right-now.gif

 

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/06/13/article-2340925-1A4C3FE2000005DC-806_634x418.jpg

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Snowden could be the Crypt Keeper's twin Brother and I'd still find him hot, given what he's done, how he's "changed the dialogue" as they say.

 

I agree. And, the more men under the age each of us prefer (which Snowden likely is for most) that we see become companions, the better. Years ago when I started hiring there was (at least in my memory) a greater and more reliable population to choose from.

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