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Mario Lopez- wardrobe malfunction


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I see nothing and experience no excitement at all.

 

This is what he looks like with his shirt off. Still doesn't get a rise out of you? He definitely gets my organ to swell. I wonder if his fiancee, Courtney Mazza, is considered a total babe for a woman. I would think that Mario Lopez should be able to have his pick.

http://divawhispers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mario-lopez-xmas.jpg

 

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6RD-VwgrStI/UZydK8c6FtI/AAAAAAAA2JA/MRzsAQeYdeI/s1600/934_mario-lopez-538922516.jpg

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It is reported, however, that Mario was jealous of the body of one of his once-broadway-costars, Nick Adams. And i must say that while I consider Mario Lopez to be a 10, Nick Adams has to qualify as a 10++. One of the most handsome men to ever walk the face of this earth, IMHO.

Here are the two together:

http://www.playbill.com/images/photo/a/c/aclnapoliscall460f.jpg

 

http://images.nymag.com/images/2/daily/fashion/08/06/13_lopezadams_lg.jpg

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I will say it for the world to hear: I would give my right arm for a night in the sack with Nick Adams...

 

http://www.mostbeautifulman.com/sambagblog/guess_nickadams0416/pic01.jpg

 

http://www.edgenewyork.com/display/viewimage_story.php?id=88542

 

http://cdn.ology.com/bundles/ologysocial/up/img/embedded/embedded_4f5ad3807aceb3.69002931.jpg

 

http://i1.cdnds.net/08/51/550w_nick_adams_2.jpg

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This is what he looks like with his shirt off. Still doesn't get a rise out of you? He definitely gets my organ to swell.

 

http://divawhispers.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/mario-lopez-xmas.jpg

 

Thanks Uni...I don't care what anyone says about him, I'm with you. ;) He can climb into my bed anytime his little heart desires. AND I dare say that he will be a good looking man well into his 50's and beyond.

the greatest beauty is

Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

or drown in despair when his days darken."

 

- Robinson Jeffers

 

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I will say it for the world to hear: I would give my right arm for a night in the sack with Nick Adams...

 

http://www.edgenewyork.com/display/viewimage_story.php?id=88542

 

http://cdn.ology.com/bundles/ologysocial/up/img/embedded/embedded_4f5ad3807aceb3.69002931.jpg

 

http://i1.cdnds.net/08/51/550w_nick_adams_2.jpg

 

Nice.... I agree, both he and Mario are gorgeous.

the greatest beauty is

Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

or drown in despair when his days darken."

 

- Robinson Jeffers

 

B e l i e v e

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Thanks Uni...I don't care what anyone says about him, I'm with you. ;) He can climb into my bed anytime his little heart desires. AND I dare say that he will be a good looking man well into his 50's and beyond.

 

Damn, for many a year I've had the hots for this hunk and fantasize every time I see him on screen or in print!!

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Unicorn, isn't that the very definition of Coyote Ugly?

 

I had to look that one up:

coyote ugly

A situation encountered after a night of consuming alcohol whereby a person, usually male, wakes the next morning in a strange bed with a sexual partner from the previous evening who is completely physically undesirable (see ugly, nasty, two bagger) and sleeping on the man's arm. The hapless male would rather gnaw off his own arm than wake the woman and have to face the ills of his intoxicated choices the previous evening. Originating from a phenomena whereby a coyote captured in a jaw trap will chew off its own leg to escape certain death.

 

But, as Unique on Glee would say "Hell to the no!". Lord, I think I'd chew my other arm off for a another night in the sack with him...

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Hmmm...Nick Adams is hot, but Mario is WAY WAY hotter IMHO. Can't imagine him being jealous of Nick.

 

As much as I have lusted after Mario for years, my impression from his on-the-screen and TV personality is that he is very vain about his (admittedly killer) body. I also remember the often-overlooked odd first marriage annulment after only a short time together with his (beard) wife; then his second marriage with his baby-mama who he insisted on recreating her body to be complimentary to his own. Narcissistic? Perhaps. Closeted Gay? Hmmm I won't guess but...

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In my mind it's been since his appearance on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" (or some other nighttime game show) where he sank like a stone trying to answer quiz questions that he's been milking his pecs (and any other body part) for every dollar they can earn him.

 

And if that was all I had, I'd probably be doing the same.

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