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The man with the worst imagination in the world?


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I was born June 12th, 1994 in Renton, Washington, United States. I began playing sports at the young age of 5 and it was essentially the beginning of what has become an epic journey. I was always a very athletic kid growing up and I soon realized that being physically strong and in great shape helped give me an even greater advantage over my competition. This desire and overwhelming passion to be different than everyone else inspired me to begin lifting weights at the age of 12. It is this passion to be unique that gives me the drive and motivation to be the best, and accomplish all that I can so that one day, when I die, my name will live on for ever. Going into my senior year of high school I was an All-American wrestler, All-State football player, and had set multiple records in track. I had multiple full ride scholarships for football and wrestling and pretty much planned on having my college education paid for through sports. But sometimes life doesn't happen the way you expect. My first football game of my senior year I tore my ACL and shattered my dreams. It was a pretty depressing time in my life. Not only was my dream of playing sports in college shattered but all of my scholarship offers were gone, leaving me with no way to pay for college. I tore my ACL a 2nd time a couple months later and definitely thought my life was over lol. A few days before my 1st surgery, I was on the bodybuilding.com website and I stumbled across the new bodybuilding category called Men’s Physique. I had been training consistently for 5 years at that time and knew this was my calling. Needless to say, a month later I tried it out and won the overall title at my first show. That was the start to my incredible journey that has taken me to various parts of the world and has introduced me to many incredible people. I'm very excited about this new chapter in my life and to see what this world has in store for me. My name is Jeff Seid, and my quest for immortality continues..

 

Really? This guy could think of NO WAY to pay for college? My goodness, I can think of a lot of easier ways than getting banged up playing football. All I would ask would be to bang him up once a week!! Yes, all I would ask would be for him to give me a ride once a week, and I would give him a ride all through college!

 

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Height: 72", 183cm

Weight: 190lbs, 86kg

Arms: 18"

Waist: 30"

Chest: 45"

Calves: 17"

Forearms: 15.5"

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There must be something good in the water in Renton WA. That Soloflex guy, Scott Madsen, was from there. Lots of cream have I spilled over his pictures in the 80s...

http://scottmadsen.tripod.com/smadsen.jpg

 

http://scottmadsen.tripod.com/smadsenc.jpg

 

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http://www.geocities.ws/eeeckythump/images/soloflex.jpg

 

Looks like he ended up in trouble with the law...

http://www.nightcharm.com/2011/01/24/flying-solo-a-sticky-fingered-gay-icon-does-hard-time/#more-19390

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Not quite God's gift to humanity, but SF Giants/Cy Young-award-winner pitcher Tim Lincecum is also from Renton WA, and I would certainly call him interesting-looking...

http://www.bayareasportsguy.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Tim-Lincecum-college.jpg

 

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Uni...I always thought he was stunning, until I saw him do an interview once, and he did spew out several homophobic one liners. I completely lost interest at that point.

the greatest beauty is

Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

or drown in despair when his days darken."

 

- Robinson Jeffers

 

B e l i e v e

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Uni...I always thought he was stunning, until I saw him do an interview once, and he did spew out several homophobic one liners. I completely lost interest at that point.

 

Yes, it sounds like he was a bit of an asshole. He's 51 now, and I'm dying of curiosity to know what he looks like now, but I can't get much information on what happened to him since the 1980s, or any picture of him that's not from the 1980s, other than the arrest record, or that he was released from the SeaTac Federal Detention facility last year:

 

http://www.bop.gov/iloc2/InmateFinderServlet?Transaction=NameSearch&needingMoreList=false&FirstName=Scott&Middle=&LastName=Madsen&Race=U&Sex=M&Age=&x=80&y=14

 

http://www.fugitive.com/2011/01/13/scott-madsen-former-soloflex-model-sentenced-to-prison/

 

He felt sorry for his poor girlfriend in 1985, for being with such a genetically perfect specimen...

http://blog.uomoclassico.com/2009/11/back-to-1985-scot-madsen-genetically.html

 

It's weird that I can't even find a mugshot. It doesn't seem difficult to find mugshots for all kinds of other celebrities. I wonder why his seems to well-hidden. Maybe federal ones are protected?

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There must be something good in the water in Renton WA. That Soloflex guy, Scott Madsen, was from there. Lots of cream have I spilled over his pictures in the 80s...

 

It looks like they took some of my pictures out...

http://thesmokingnun.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/desktop264.jpg

 

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http://thesmokingnun.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/desktop266.jpg

 

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/4597311662_6d1330b89c.jpg

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What a sad tale... he had everything going for him, and then he couldn't keep his fingers away from the till. I bet he had a hard time in prison with that look and body... he would have been a candidate for an appearance or a regular on OZ... thanks for posting this thread, Unicorn.

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What a sad tale... he had everything going for him, and then he couldn't keep his fingers away from the till. I bet he had a hard time in prison with that look and body... he would have been a candidate for an appearance or a regular on OZ... thanks for posting this thread, Unicorn.

 

Though who knows what he looked like during his incarceration in 2001-2002? Those pictures we have from him are from around 1984... Amazing that even with his arrest, trial, and conviction--there seem to be no pictures of him available for almost 30 years. Talk about being forgotten. Well, he had dropped out of college despite a gymnastics scholarship, even before he got the Soloflex contract, so I'm guessing he's not the sharpest tool in the shed. Too bad to be all looks and no brains or charisma.

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Here's Jeff with a bodybuilding bud called Zac Aynsley, taken from his website:

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Zac looks pretty fine himself:

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Almost 'Angelic'.... But they both actually look like really nice guys. Hard to tell for sure, but it's just a feeling I got.

the greatest beauty is

Organic wholeness, the wholeness of life and things,

the divine beauty of the universe.

Love that, not man apart from that,

or else you will share man’s pitiful confusions,

or drown in despair when his days darken."

 

- Robinson Jeffers

 

B e l i e v e

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