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Dick Tariffs

 

*the following is meant for entertainment purposes only*

 

Oh good...now in addition to importing cars, electronics, etc. we're importing dick too? What kind of tariffs are being put on that? and how do you measure for the tariff? is it girth and length or just one of those?

gc

 

 

Well thank goodness for NAFTA... I see Canada and Mexico both have the U.S. beat with their meat.
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For those of you planning your summer vacations:

 

http://goodmenproject.com/newsroom/who-has-the-biggest-penises-in-the-world/

 

Well interesting link. I don't know if a serious study was done or not, but I find so much of the ranking so wrong, I think this must be a leg puller. The only thing I find directionally correct is that Asia has the smallest on average.

 

For the rest of it (especially as it relates to Latin America....a region I am very familiar with), it is mostly laughable:

 

* Mexico bigger than USA. No way this is true.

* Bolivia has bigger than Brazil. Huh?? I have been to both. Simply not true.

* Chile is roughly same as Argentina? Impossible. I lived in Chile and they are renowned for being

amongst the smallest in South America......and my experience there validates that view.

* Ecuador has the second largest in the world?? I called my gay friend who had lived in Ecuador working for

Texaco for five years to tell him this. He had to hang up the phone cause he was laughing so hard.

Anyone that travels to Ecuador looking for big stuff as a result of this reports will be seriously

disappointed.

 

Anyway, it would be fun if a credible study of global penis sizes was available, but I don't think this is it.

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Um...so knowing what we know about dick sizes..is there any research data available on where the best ass can be found worldwide? and if there is no data then would anybody like to join my research team to investigate this further. gc

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Um...so knowing what we know about dick sizes..is there any research data available on where the best ass can be found worldwide? and if there is no data then would anybody like to join my research team to investigate this further. gc

 

Probably no data....but I would venture to guess that Brazil would be in the top five. Maybe even number one for rounder curvy asses. The Brazilian butt is famous worldwide.

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Too bad they didn't measure girth as well as length. I would prefer slurping down a thick, beefy cock over a long, skinny one any day. Of course, long AND thick is always the best! I'll be happy to volunteer for the next such study.

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Hey, link isn’t working anymore but I have seen the ranking before and it’s true for all South American countries. I would not doubt an African country like DRC is Top 1 but not planning to go there with the war situation. Been to Venezuela, Colombia, Ecuador, Brazil and Argentina and I can tell you most escorts I hired in every country were HUNG and I’m not talking 7 in but 8in, 9in and so on. It might look skewed for most people but remember there are black people in these countries and I think that « compensated statistically ». In Ecuador I took the risk and hired a not so pretty boy but he advertised a 12in tool.. OMFG Unreal! You can get a 5-stars body and cock in any of those countries for a third of the North American price except for Brazil where they practically have international standard and price but mostly worthy. Brazil were among the hottest along with Venezuela and Argentina (for my taste), but Brazilians were best lovers, and Venezuelans the most handsome (literally like magazine cover models), and given the precarious economy of the region, many hot straight guys (some married with children) in the business. It was paradise to me.

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