Embarrassed???

[Guest WetDream (Guest)]

I know that all the posters and readers of this site are extraordinarily well versed and sophisticated in all areas of the sexual realm. That said, what do you still find embarrassing about sex? For me, it is the looks of alarm/concern that cross my cats' faces when they watch me stick a big dildo up my butt.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

my puppy has a habit of finding her way into the room if i have a visitor. she stands on her hind legs at the edge of the bed, which puts her head just level with the top of the mattress. she then STARES intently at the activity.

[Guest andreas]

Stepping on the used condom which I hastily snapped off my dick and haphazardly threw on the floor. That's almost as bad as flinging the used rubber and having it stick against the wall. Hate when that happens.

 

-Andreas Mikeals

[link:www.andreasmikeals.com|http://www.andreasmikeals.com]

703.304.2966

[+ deej]

When I'm "entertaining" I shut the bedroom door, locking out my two cats. They spend the entire time yowling and pawing under the door trying to get in. One of them has even been known to sit on his haunches, raise his forepaws, and BAM BAM BAM on the door.

 

This is why I prefer going elsewhere. ;-)

[Guest DCescortBOY]

i always carefully remove my condoms & stuff them back inside the wrapper, as i was diligent in opening it in the first place. i've had clients marvel at my tidiness.

[+ Charlie]

Having to fart in the middle of a hot scene.

[Guest jeffOH]

1) Backwash from an enema.

2) Fucking so hard the condom comes off in their ass(or mine).

3) Fucking a client so hard they fall headfirst off the bed.

4) Calling a client by the wrong name.

5) Having to fart while a client is eating my ass.

 

Jeff4hire@aol.com

[+ Lucky]

I am embarrassed by this thread! Just what I wanted, to picture a big dildo going up your ass....

[Guest jizzdepapi]

i've never had a problem stuffing my used condom back into the Hefty kitchen size trashbag box from which it came.

 

some of us are just lucky i guess!

[Guest sdmuscl4hire]

thank you

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

This thread is just too funny............... LOL :-)

 

”That's almost as bad as flinging the used rubber and having it stick against the wall.” -- Andreas, you have a lot of zeal or some really sticky spunk, try drinking more water :-) .

 

”i always carefully remove my condoms & stuff them back inside the wrapper, as i was diligent in opening it in the first place. ” -- DCescortBOY, I don’t know why but the when i read this the phrase ‘anal retentive’ just lept into my mind. Do you bottom by any chance?? :-)

 

”i've never had a problem stuffing my used condom back into the Hefty kitchen size trashbag box from which it came.” -- jizz, only a Hefty kitchen size?? What are you doing with those 30 gallon trash bags... for the papi?? :-)

 

Charlie and JeffOH take the cake IMHO... definitely the most embarassing.

 

”Having to fart in the middle of a hot scene.”

 

”5) Having to fart while a client is eating my ass.” -- ROTFLMAO big time...

 

And JeffOH’s #3 is a close second... -- “3) Fucking a client so hard they fall headfirst off the bed”.

 

Thanks all, this has been the funniest thread in some time IMHO. Now all of you are speaking from definite experience -- right ??

[Guest WetDream (Guest)]

Thanks, Tampa. I thought we were due for a bit of levity. All of that snip, snip, snip.

 

P.S. Other instances of cat embarrassment. One of mine is a fetcher. Once when an escort was in the shower after a heavy session, I looked up and saw the kitty running into the bedroom with the young man's cock ring in his mouth. Another time when my ex boss was over form lunch, he proudly brought her a packaged condom. You can't live with them and you can't live without them.

[+ deej]

>Other instances of cat embarrassment

 

They're good at embarrassment, alright.

 

You know how cats tend to take anything that scoots across the floor nicely and make a toy of it? Pens, paper clips, twistie ties.... just anything that scoots?

 

For my mother's last visit, I *thought* I'd cleaned house pretty well. But we'd just sat down in the living room when one of the cats came through chasing a torn-open condom wrapper. Those foil things scoot _nicely_ on a hardwood floor. ;-)

[GinoMancuso]

Mine: Realizing the vaguely-familiar new client I had just pounded was my cousin from Philly that I hadn't seen in years.

[+ deej]

At least you didn't have to have the "so what do you do for a living?" chat that long-lost relatives so often want to have. ;-)

[Rick Munroe]

That's almost as bad as the totally anonymous scene I did where I took off the blindfold & realized it was my mother who had just expertly rimmed me & taken my load.

[Guest TexasTaurus]

My greatest embarrassment is that damn duck that sticks his beak over the bed while I am getting a piece and yells something like "Aflec or Aflack" or something like that;-)

[Guest Merlin]

I assume this was a joke.

[Traveller]

>That's almost as bad as the

>totally anonymous scene I did

>where I took off the

>blindfold & realized it was

>my mother who had just

>expertly rimmed me & taken

>my load.

 

So your mother can rim. Big deal. You want something great, get punch fucked by my mother.

 

Later.

[Guest DCescortBOY]

nope... i don't bottom.

[Guest WetDream (Guest)]

Moms always want to make sure that their sons' butts are clean.

[Guest Tampa Yankee]

DC,

 

There you go... obviously a deep-seated conflict lurking here... :-)

 

Peace

[chrismac]

Seriously - I get a little embarrassed when speaking to an escort over the phone for the first time - and they want me to describe what I like. I feel like such a whore!!! I should appreciate the concern (increases the likelihood of getting what you want), but it seems so degrading and desperate, especially if the guy "doesn't do that." That's why I rely so heavily on reviews now.

 

Also - when I'm in a hotel and I'm using a pseudonym and the escort calls to confirm about 1 hours beforehand, and the hotel operator won't put him directly through because the escort provides the wrong name. Then the operator calls the room and sounds like she knows exactly what's going on, and asks if it's OK to put this guy through. I feel like such a whore!!!

[ManHoleNC]

My secretary once asked me what I wanted for Christmas. In a flip manner I said, "I don't know, a clapper would be nice." (those annoying things advertised only at Christmas where you can simply clap and turn things on and off) Be careful what you ask for...I got one! For years I used it on my Christmas tree lights to avoid having to crawl under the tree to turn them on and off..pretty clever I thought.

 

Then I decided to put it on the old TV in my bedroom. I was in the middle of a hot session with this very hot, very hung cuban escort. He was delivering his goods with such vigor and smacking up against my culo...suddenly the TV came blaring on. Then it went off, on, off, on, off. Neither of us enjoyed Jerry Springer joining in, so on one of his "out" strokes he casually walked to the TV, turned it off and plunged back in. Never said a word or missed a beat...machismo!

[Guest jizzdepapi]

if this is machismo then i'm turning in my name badge :o !!

 

but no doubt he is a smart and agile papi.

 

jizz