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To me, "upscale" means expensive. An upscale client is going to be charged an arm and a leg. An upscale escort is going to charge an arm and a leg.

 

It seems that we are mixing "quality" or "classy" or "professional" into this discussion.

 

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Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

Papo can identify around 17 of the 32 pascacaglia variations in Brahm's 4th. He can also exactly match his Frito crunch to an extended full note or rapid short crunches to eighth-notes. He has not managed to change keys gracefully.

 

I am sucking his dick while he does this so I have managed to trace none of the variations, though I have noted the thickness of his foreskin and girth of the head of his dick.

 

Is he upscale?

 

Let me know what you think as I may have to pay him upscale rates and take him shopping.

 

Thanks,

Jizz

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Guest Joey Ciccone

>I hope that posters' comment was a joke<

 

>>I accept this criticism....

>>I regret

>>the exclusivism in my original

>>comment.

 

Didn't mean to come down on you Bg. After your very thoughful reply, it's obvious that your original comment was merely percieved by me as an unfortunate choice of words.

 

>But I will

>stand by my one central

>point: when I take an

>escort to a concert, play

>or social event I want

>him to be able to

>enter into it and enjoy

>it along with me.

 

A point well worth standing by, and I'll stand with you (at any event you'd care to take me to ;-)

 

>In my experience, that requires

>some preparation or education --

>and I am glad Joey

>reminded us that college is

>not the only place to

>get it.

 

Thanks for viewing my heavyhanded reply like a gentleman. You're obviously quite upscale :-)

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RE: Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

As Shirley Temple once said while eating soup properly,

And this applies to my feelings about drugs,

"As the ship goes out to sea,

I push the spoon away from me."

 

I am loving this conversation, but maybe we should start it up again on a shorter thread??

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Joey, I agree with many of the things you have said, particularly about education. All the degrees in the world are no substitute for real street smarts, common sense, and experience; it also seems that often the degrees can actually get in the way of acquiring such skills. And for the issues of real class and being upscale, those things have never been able to be purchased or sold, only the illusions of them.

 

I did not mean granduer in a literal way, but connected to the thought of marketing. Many escorts do market themselves in very specific ways to appeal to very specific desires and fantasies, with upscale being but one of those ways. But the upscale escort almost always does cost more, and therefore plays into the mindset that people often have, i.e., if I pay more for something it is somehow better. People buy into this in many aspects of their lives. A nylon duffle bag from a discount store and a nylon duffle from Prada both get your things to the gym and back; it really is mostly marketing which creates the illusion the one somehow does the job better than the other. But in the end, the same result has been achieved - your things went to and from the gym with you. I'll let the rest of you extend this thought pattern.

 

I do think there is a connection in the upscale thing to the lines in the sand that many draw which keep us on the "good" side of that line, i.e., paying $150 for some guy off the internet is somehow tacky, but paying $250 for a guy with his own Website is not. People do this this to justfiy and protect their own feelings about their behaviour. It is a natural thing to do, and I mean this is no way that should be inferred as critical.

 

And to you personally, a big SMOOCH.

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Guest Joey Ciccone

>And to you personally, a big SMOOCH<

 

Can I get some tongue with that? ;-)

 

>I did not mean granduer in

>a literal way....

 

I know TF, and I didn't mean to chastise. I must learn to stop flexing my self-righteous muscle of indignation with such haphazard abandon. You've made valid points.

 

>I do think there is a

>connection in the upscale thing

>to the lines in the

>sand that many draw which

>keep us on the "good"

>side of that line, i.e.,

>paying $150 for some guy

>off the internet is somehow

>tacky, but paying $250 for

>a guy with his own

>Website is not.

 

I agree that there does exist among many a sad misconception that cost equals status. But I guess some must spend to learn that that's not always the case.

 

- jc -

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Guest Tampa Yankee

I'm not surprised by Joey and haven't been since his early days here... Just thought I'd take the opportunity of his fine post to point out the obvious. :-)

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Guest TFNH

You've had tongue with that already, and a whole lot more.

 

This is probably more than I ought to say here because if not read closely it'll get me attacked, but it is related to a final thought on being upscale. I grew up with pretty good circumstances - boarding school, Ivy ed, related to the 1st minister in New Amsterdam on my mother's side and Lincoln through marriage on my dad's side. And the one thing I can say with absolute certainty that all this has given me is the knowledge that when I too leave the bathroom it probably stinks. Upscale, downscale...makes no difference in the end.

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RE: Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

...As an escort, my definition of upscale has little to do with one's ability in the bedroom, and much more to do with one's cultural literacy, intellect, and demeanor. I would venture to guess that if a client were procuring the services of an escort to accompany them to an event such as a broadway musical, dinner theater, or something like that, he might want someone who knows how to conduct themselves in that type of setting...

 

Scott,

 

That may be true for a dinner date or overnight date, however, this is not so important in an hourly date. Whilst good manners and courtesy are expected, knowing that he is a patron of the MOMA won't be terribly important. I think an escort's skill in the bedroom is most important in this scenario.

 

A good point made above by someone is that an upscale person would not say he is upscale, you just know it. Old money never tells you they are rich.

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RE: Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

if this question is addressed to jizz, i buy my papi a very dry California merlot of recent vintage and a variety of pork rinds or chips.

 

i am personally disgusted by this combination and imbibe none of it.

 

peaceout,

jizz

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RE: Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

Jizz,

 

yes, was addressed to you.

 

I agree with you... A nice cab goes much better with pork rinds.

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RE: Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

and if you barbeque the Americans, who, pray tell, will then produce the porno tapes after which you depraved Canadians so wantonly lust?

 

i recommend Thunderbird to accompany most porno.

 

jizz

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Guest Tampa Yankee

RE: Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

>Heavens, not a Californian cab!!!

> Pork rinds go with

>a Cru such as Fleurie.

> Fritos too.

 

Johnny, I agree with your choice above... although I'd prefer a full bodied lager myself.

 

> California cabs are for

>barbequing. Americans!!!

 

but I have to get off the train on this last call. Fine Cal Cabs are for a fine cut of conventionally roasted beef. Barbeque calls for a Zin (red only, thank you) with a stiff backbone... the stiffer the better for my taste and I have tasted few monsters.

 

:-)

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Guest Joey Ciccone

RE: Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

Go with Night Train (crackpipe and chainsaw are optional).

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RE: Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

point taken about sexy Canadian boys at the Gaiety. my question was, "Who is going to push the buttons to make the porno while you lusty Canadians are rolling on the floor in the throes of orgasm?"

 

actually, Thunderbird's closest approximation is strained sterno with a little cheapo cough syrup added for body and color.

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RE: Sucking the bicho to an upscale melody! NO PIC

 

>i'll bite. what is MDA?

 

 

Precursor of E (which is MMDA). Much more powerful - usually about a 12 hour ride. Originally came down from Canada. Can talk with your worst enemy and have a great time. Maybe ingestion should be required before postings can be made on this board.

 

Later.

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i'll bite. what is MMDA? what is E? are we talking chemicals here?

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