t-shirts

[Guest allansmith63]

Let's have some fun & share the best gay slogans we've seen on t-shirts.

 

My guy's just back from a trip, and he bought a t-shirt that says "BUT MOM, HE IS THE RIGHT GIRL FOR ME" - I'm wearing it during Vancouver Pride this August.

 

Who else has a favorite?

 

Allan

[Guest FirstPlace]

My favortie isn't Gay specific. I saw it on a hot, young guy several years ago. On the front in large letters it said "Blow Me." On the back also in large font it read "Ah Now Do It Again"

[Guest jizzdepapi]

saw one recently on a very funny and stoned NYC skinhead: "I'm here about the blow job." he got more than a few glances at Grand Central Station.

 

owned an ACT UP San Francisco sweatshirt for 5 minutes once (gave it up cause I had just bought it for ACT UP New Haven fundraiser and a fabulous dyke begged me for it so she got the only one): it was a picture of Wilma and Betty french kissing and it said, "yabba dabba dyke." It had a copyright mark but I suspect Hanna Barbera knew nothing about it.

 

own one (Bad Bob Productions, I think) that has a picture of Jesus dying on the cross and Mary and Peter kneeling and praying. Bubble cartoon over Jesus says, "I hate when they do this." Caption on frame reads "The Birth of Guilt."

[Guest AIM]

Although I have seen this quite a few times, I always though it was cute:

 

"You've been a bad boy. Go to my room."

 

:-)

[Guest Monopolizer]

A little pink cartoon picture of I Dream of Genie with the slogan:Your wish is my command.

[+ deej]

I've always been partial to the "Yes, I am" shirts.

 

One I saw recently that caught my eye was a parody on National Geographic. Same color as the magazine, same font, but the "logo" read "National Pornographic".

 

I got a ton of responses during the Pride parade here wearing a "Queer as Folk" t-shirt. (Universally raving about the show!)

[Guest jizzdepapi]

and let's not forget. "My sister got a fabulous girfriend and all I got was this lousy teeshirt."

 

jizz

[CT Dick]

At Sunday's Pride parade in NYC I saw a cute 20ish boy wearing a shirt that said:

 

Dip be in honey and feed me to the lesbians.

[CT Dick]

Then, there were also the Jenna and Tonic shirts.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

from a very culturally unhip guy who/what are Jenna and Tonic?

 

thanks,

jizz

[CT Dick]

Jenna is George II's daughter.

 

(It is said that momma Barbara said that Jenna's liquor problem is payback for what George I and she went through with little Georgie's drinking problems.)

 

Dick

[J-Man]

I bought an African-American friend of mine one with the BMW logo on it -- with the "BMW" replaced with "GBM" and the slogan "The Ultimate Driving Machine."

 

It's old now, but I've always liked "I'm not gay but my boyfriend is."

[ManHoleNC]

One of my favorites...

 

I Hate Size Queens,

but I love their boyfriends.

[+ deej]

>(It is said that momma Barbara

>said that Jenna's liquor problem

>is payback for what George

>I and she went through

>with little Georgie's drinking problems.)

 

I saw the clip. She was responding to a question about what it's like to have a son in the White House. She said it was difficult to believe that the kid she used to have to nag about picking up his room, etc............

 

And then, almost with a wink, she said "He's getting back some of his own."

 

I've always loved that lady! :-)

[J-Man]

Or....

 

There are only two kinds of men I hate:

 

Size Queens and Men With Small Dicks!