My big day

[CT Dick]

Today I received an email inviting me to join the escorts at

 

http://escorts.manpic.com

 

Imagine the thrill it gives a slightly overweight 54 yo to be invited to list on a hot escort site.

 

Any suggestions for my ad?

 

Dick

[Guest jizzdepapi]

My big PAY day

 

Dick:

 

this is a pay-to-view site. you can view new listings only of escorts for free.

 

sure they won't make you pay to view your classified?

 

jizz

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>Today I received an email inviting me to join the escorts at

>

>http://escorts.manpic.com

>

>Imagine the thrill it gives a slightly overweight 54 yo to

>be invited to list on a hot escort site.

>

>Any suggestions for my ad?

 

How about: "Cute, clean, and curmudgeonly courtesan offers coital catharsis to caring clients. Circumcised and circumspect. Call me."

 

I'd hire you, and I'm only kidding about you being a curmudgeon. :-)

Good luck with the ad!

[Guest Drew]

Dick, I would suggest you start with your name!