gymn protocol

[Guest jizzdepapi]

has anyone ever tried finding the hottest guy in the gym, waiting for him to disrobe after his workout and asking if you could rub his jock all over your face for a moment?

 

maybe the request would clue him in that you liked him and who knows where it might go from there.

 

p.s.: if he gets mad, tell him you did it on a dare

[Guest jizzdepapi]

p.p.s.: is the abbreviation for gymnasium, GYMN or GYM.

 

ah. is GYMN an abbreviation for gaymnasium?

[Guest jizzdepapi]

WARNING: Non-escort pic enclosed

 

this might be a very nice jockstrap to start with:

 

http://www.internationalmale.com/HanoverAssets/intmale/product_images/A613zz.jpg

 

p.s.: maybe you could offer to give him a little head, as well.

[Bilbo]

RE: WARNING: Non-escort pic enclosed

 

Hey, Jizz, is that one a painting?

 

Hey, DVS, (assuming that you're not one already), have you though about hiring out a few times as part of the celebrations when you get your body looking the way you want it to?

 

And, semantically speaking, has anyone mentioned that the prefix "gym-" or is is "gymn-" means naked?

[CT Dick]

RE: WARNING: Non-escort pic enclosed

 

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>And, semantically speaking, has anyone mentioned

>that the prefix "gym-" or

>is is "gymn-" means naked?

>

 

Actually, Bilbo, I believe that gymns are work-out songs collected in a book called a gymnal.

 

Dick

[Guest peterlau]

hey, thanx everyone for your adivce and sharing your experience.

 

I realize now that finding opportunities for 'quickie' is actually more an art than science. Would be great if any one of you can demonstrate live for me....well....if any of you are in Toronto, let me know which gymn you go to and I will check it out there!

 

Bilbo has suggested bathhouse. But please forgive my naivete and ignorance (I am totally new to gay sex)...and the sad thing is I have no gay friend. If anyone is from Toronto....it would be great if we can actually meet up and you can give me a guided tour of a bathhouse (I am serious!)

 

 

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[Guest blankman]

I have had lots of sex at the gym. Lots. This is my advice.

 

A number of posts above have emphasized the showers as the place to initiate a pick-up. I have found that to be true in gyms which lack steam-rooms or saunas. But in my current gym the protocol is as follows:

 

1. You can check guys out in the showers, but if they're into gym sex they'll go to the steam room or sauna anyway if there is one, probably.

 

2. So sit in the steam room/sauna. Best to go naked, only problem being you have nothing but your hands to cover up a hard-on. You can bring a towel for that purpose or just use your hands. But remember, if you come your hard-on is not going to disappear right away.

 

3. Check out guys there. If a guy makes eye-contact with you, you have a POSSIBLE hit. Try touching your dick or fiddle with it a little in a manner which -- with generosity -- might be interpreted as "repositioning" or "scratching", but to any person with sense means "let's get it on." If your friend does the same, bingo (probably). Not sure? Keep trying. Any guy with a semi-hard-on is probably fair game. If you're sitting in a steam-room or sauna while it's not a good idea to stare blatantly at someone's FACE you can usually with impunity stare at their DICK. A good technique to perfect is the "bored and spaced out look" which allows you to be looking anywhere without seeming to be looking anywhere at all. Eventually if the two of you (1) sustain eye contact while "repositioning" OR (2) are not sustaining eye contact but have achieved an understanding such that you're both jerking off, then things are cool. At that point you can begin doing whatever you want, like touching, mutual jerk-off, oral sex, as needed.

 

4. Be patient. It may take a long time. In straight gyms, guys have to be careful, so just because somebody doesn't respond right away doesn't mean they won't eventually.

 

5. Saunas and steam rooms get very hot. You think you may expire from heat exhaustion so you MUST go to the water fountain. Entrance and exit are important. Leaving a room or entering are excellent opportunities for "meaningful stares" with anyone who you think is game. If someone leaves, for the sake of discretion, do NOT immediately follow your prey. Rather, wait briefly. Holding a door open for your friend is also an opportunity for an "important glance."

 

6. Anyone who has been to a sauna, showered, been back to the sauna, showered, been back to the sauna is game. No guy not cruising for sex is going to be doing that. At least, not normally. The more times somebody goes back and forth or seems to be "haunting" the locker room, the more certain you can be that they are game.

 

7. Regulars at the gym may know who is "cool" and who isn't. Don't be surprised if you find yourself in a 3-way or 4-way before you know it once everyone knows that everyone else is cool.

 

8. Sex can occur in the steam room or sauna provided no one else is around or everyone is cool about it. Make a note of the parts of these rooms (if any) which allow at least one guy to keep a look-out for somebody new coming into the room. Best situation: one guy keeps a look-out, others get it on.

 

9. If sex/steam-room sex is impossible, try to find disused locations in the gym itself. Sometimes bathroom stalls can work.

 

10. My sense is that if the sex is going to be anonymous, it's best to speak as little as possible. Silence is your best policy. Some guys may bolt if you try to have a conversation. If you're looking for a relationship, I wouldn't recommend cruising in a gym sauna.

 

11. Drying oneself is also an opportunity for cruising. Drying can go on forever as needed (Wipe wipe wipe ....). Other excellent opportunities include heading to the toilet and, especially, combing your hair (because you are looking in a mirror obliquely at the object of your affections).

 

I think you will find that every action and every event that transpires in the supercharged atmosphere of a locker room can be tinged with sexual energy, if you know how to act and what to look for.

 

Then again, maybe I'm just a sicko.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

WONDERFUL POST! BRAVO!!!!

 

However, I have to add one thing.......most group things come to a halt (and SHOULD) when someone walks into the steamroom. Things generally will not start up again until the new person indicates they're into what's going on. If you are one of those guys who likes to watch but not participate, DO NOT sit there stoically because you will KILL the scene and everyone will sit there and wait for you to leave. Play with your cock a little to get the action going again, and then, if you want, you can go back to your stoicism.

 

And while I'm at it, another thing.........if you walk in and there're a couple of gorgeous guys who stopped when you came in, the best thing to do if you want to watch is to sit at a distance from them and take the role of the gatekeeper (the guy watching the door). The prettier the guys are, the weirder they tend to be about messing around in front of someone else. And, if you are, how do I say this diplomatically, uh........let's use the word "fat", it is crucial you adhere to this advice. There are LOTS of big buff guys who are into more "full-figured girls" however, they tend not to tip their hand about this among their peers in the steamroom.

 

FFF

[Guest Monopolizer]

Blankman's description of the steam room at his gym matches very closely what goes on at my gym. It's amazing when beautiful go-go boys are going down on each other and then turn their attention to you.

 

I could probably have more sex in my steam room, but sometimes it's just sexy fun and definitely fascinating observing the cruising behaivors of gay and straight men.

[Guest jizzdepapi]

Not in public, Kyle. Nicole won't like it,!!! PIC

 

http://www.gay-space.com/ouch/karla/wre1/galw12.jpg

[Guest jizzdepapi]

RE: WARNING: Non-escort pic enclosed

 

not a painting. maybe a lot of bronzer and a little airbrushing in the background?

 

don't tell anyone but this is from the international male website. but thank god his jock is not colored tutti-frutti or something.

 

jizz