I am begging everyone on this site to please stop talking about...

[Guest bluboy]

I am begging- really begging- everyone on this site to please stop talking about big cocks. I have a small cock and whenever you guys talk about big cocks it is very painful to me and reminds me of my shortcomings. Please I respect the opinions of all the people on this board and I really hope and pray that you all respect the fact that I am offended and hurt when you talk about big cocks. So from this moment forward no references to big cocks. I do not want to keep coming back to this board and seeing references to big cocks which are really hurtful to me. Another thing, I also want to stop all the negative reviews of escorts which are really painful to the escorts. What right do you have to personally attack an escort and embarass him publicly with his name and number attached. This is very wrong and I know that the esorts who get really negative reviews on this site and that read this board must be very hurt. Please stop maligning the escorts on this board who are just out there trying to make a living. I am begging this on their behalf. I am also begging jizzdepapi to change his name. What right does he have to reduce the vast complex culture and history of latino men to jizzdepapi. For him it is very clear that latino men are nothing more than sexual objects for his pleasure and that he would so reduce them to that is offensive- it is like calling all women sluts (which they are not). So please- please jizz- and I know you are a white man and NOT latino- please change your name and stop offending me. (I am a white man too BUT I am still offended!) Please guys- please respect my wishes in all these matters. I very much feel part of this community of johns and whores and want very much that my wishes and feelings be respected. Thank you all very much for your attention to these very personal matters. I am as always "small dick blu"

[Traveller]

Your shot Heather. Thank you. Your shot Heather. Thank you. Your shot Heather.

 

Later.

[Guest LAPrada]

>I am begging- really begging- everyone

>on this site to please

>stop talking about big cocks.

>I have a small cock

>and whenever you guys talk

>about big cocks it is

>very painful to me and

>reminds me of my shortcomings.

>Please I respect the opinions

>of all the people on

>this board and I really

>hope and pray that you

>all respect the fact that

>I am offended and hurt

>when you talk about big

>cocks. So from this moment

>forward no references to big

>cocks. I do not want

>to keep coming back to

>this board and seeing references

>to big cocks which are

>really hurtful to me. Another

>thing, I also want to

>stop all the negative reviews

>of escorts which are really

>painful to the escorts. What

>right do you have to

>personally attack an escort and

>embarass him publicly with his

>name and number attached. This

>is very wrong and I

>know that the esorts who

>get really negative reviews on

>this site and that read

>this board must be very

>hurt. Please stop maligning the

>escorts on this board who

>are just out there trying

>to make a living. I

>am begging this on their

>behalf. I am also begging

>jizzdepapi to change his name.

>What right does he have

>to reduce the vast complex

>culture and history of latino

>men to jizzdepapi. For him

>it is very clear that

>latino men are nothing more

>than sexual objects for his

>pleasure and that he would

>so reduce them to that

>is offensive- it is like

>calling all women sluts (which

>they are not). So please-

>please jizz- and I know

>you are a white man

>and NOT latino- please change

>your name and stop offending

>me. (I am a white

>man too BUT I am

>still offended!) Please guys- please

>respect my wishes in all

>these matters. I very much

>feel part of this community

>of johns and whores and

>want very much that my

>wishes and feelings be respected.

>Thank you all very much

>for your attention to these

>very personal matters. I am

>as always "small dick blu"

>

Dam(n) you, short-dicked man. LOL

 

What's with all this "begging" going on? You would think we were in one of those churches where African-American women (no disrespect to women of color outside of the USA) were singing and the collection plate going around...

[Guest CZ]

Around here, the begging starts at the top.

 

The top of the Newest Reviews section, that is--where, day in day out, we can't help but see our woebegone webmaster & his little tin cup.

[+ Lucky]

This post is really out of line. It wants to be humorous, but it fails. Shadow's postings about his begging and his hurt feelings may be hard to understand, but to mock him so blatantly is inexcusible.

Where are the so-called moderators who were going to help make this a kindler, gentler forum?

Several people expressed their concerns that this site is not what it used to be, and this post only furthers the negativity rampant in some people's minds.

[Donnie]

>Where are the so-called moderators who

>were going to help make

>this a kindler, gentler forum?

 

The moderators are here only to make sure nobody's privacy is compromised, not to decide what is funny and what isn't.

[Bilbo]

Well, blu, I for one certainly won't forget that you have a small cock. And, in fact, if you want me to talk continually about small cocks, as is my PC right, I might as well make it yours.

[Guest Fin Fang Foom]

>This post is really out of

>line. It wants to be

>humorous, but it fails.

 

I'll be the judge of that.

 

It succeeded handsomely.

 

FFF

[Guest Jason Reardone]

http://www.JasonReardone.cjb.net

 

Normally I refrain from such responses but this is incredibly difficult to resist. I'm curious as to the reference of big cocks and the Hooboy Review site. I think the original post'er has unnecessary issues about his apparently small genitalia. If he is in some way associating those issues with this site then he should likewise associate those issues with mainstream America.

 

"I very much feel part of this community of johns and whores and want very much that my wishes and feelings be respected. "

 

 

If however there is a post or thread that is specifically offensive to him like the one here above is offensive to me then he should quote the author and deal with the issue.

 

Bluboy, anyone here knows that I'm not judgemental nor a name caller, however if you want to be respected then you should first earn respect! No offense intended but authoring such a thread (that at first glance I would say is a farce for someone's entertainment) and making such demands in this type of forum with said subject matter is only asking for conflict.

 

Similarly, your diction contradicts your plea by demanding respect, validation and inclusion from "johns and whores"; If that's not an insult and defacement of moral character to every single person on here (small dick or not) then I don't know what is. If I took your thread out of context then PLEASE FORGIVE ME. However, I (who usually takes a back seat to this type of thing) was put off at your demands for validation (speaking of which, demanding any forum limit it's subject matter is censorship to a degree, big dick, little dick, long, skinny, fat or "OH MY GOD, YOU'RE GONNA DO WHAT WITH THAT?") but I took greatest offense to your choice of words and the contradiction created therein.

 

I mean no disrespect and frankly could care less the size of anyone's penis. The male fallum is the the farthest indicator of anyone's worth. It is and always will be the least important characteristic in a loving long-term relationship. Aside from that one thing I have learned in life is this: If you make something and issue, IT WILL BE AN ISSUE!

 

Be confident in who you are and what you have to offer someone. Fat, Bald, Ugly, Handicapped, Small Dick, Tight Ass, Gorgeous, Hung, Whatever, it's about finding your real, lasting value, defining what you want and what you CAN offer. That is overwhelmingly THE MOST attractive characteristic in a man! -jason

[Guest DickHo]

I laughed...especially at the lack of carriage returns.

[Guest Zach DC]

>Your shot Heather. Thank you.

> Your shot Heather.

>Thank you. Your shot

>Heather.

 

It's your turn Heather.

No, Heather, it's Heather's turn. Heather...

Sorry Heather.

 

What a pillowcase!

[+ Lucky]

Well, of course you would think so!

[Guest regulation]

Bluboy gets my vote for funniest thread of the week. And what's even funnier is the negative reactions from a couple of people who have urged others to "lighten up" and "be more positive" on other occasions. What's the matter, can't you guys take a joke?

[+ Lucky]

Regulation has a sense of humor !

[Guest AIM]

>Aside from that one thing I have learned in life is this:

>If you make something and issue, IT WILL BE AN ISSUE!

 

I have to agree with this statement. And ironically, you yourself are an example. You've taken what was obviously a joke and decided to make it an issue. (Or was your post a joke too?)

[Guest AIM]

Now THAT's funny! LOL

 

We could use a lot more light-hearted postings like this to balance out all the drama. :-)

[Guest Jason Reardone]

http://www.JasonReardone.cjb.net

 

Read my post carefully, it not meant to be negative mostly constructive and I thought towards the end helpful.

 

"Be confident in who you are and what you have to offer someone. Fat, Bald, Ugly, Handicapped, Small Dick, Tight Ass, Gorgeous, Hung, Whatever, it's about finding your real, lasting value, defining what you want and what you CAN offer. That is overwhelmingly THE MOST attractive characteristic in a man!"

 

 

(if indeed Bluboy is having such an insecurity) I agree that comical posts should be welcomed, my main beef was the use of "johns and whores". So I guess I'll start a thread pleading everyone to "STOP TALKING ABOUT JOHN'S AND WHORES, IT BOTHERS ME!" LOL, I truly am smiling at this thread, my earlier response and your responses to it. Also taking your advice that it's intent was merely comical to heart. <big smile> -jason

[Guest regulation]

>http://www.JasonReardone.cjb.net

>

>Read my post carefully, it not

>meant to be negative mostly

>constructive and I thought towards

>the end helpful.

>

 

I found your post to be quite negative, especially the paragraph in which you tell Bluboy that if he wants to be respected he will have to earn respect. That is an incredibly patronizing remark. You are one who has repeatedly criticized other posters for being negative here. Clearly you don't mind being negative when it suits you. Most of what you post here is designed to advertise yourself. Why not focus on that and stop telling other people what they should and shouldn't say?

[Bilbo]

Great post, Reg. Self parody or true feelings? On this thread it's difficult to say. ;-)

[Guest jizzdepapi]

Jizz

 

Cumquat anyone?

[Guest regulation]

>Great post, Reg. Self parody or

>true feelings? On this thread

>it's difficult to say. ;-)

>

 

 

B, you and the other happy-mongers can hardly accuse me of being humorless one moment and capable of self-parody the next. It's one or the other, not both.

 

By the way, didn't you recently tell us that only an idiot would say anything negative about someone else? That was in the thread in which you described your experiences as a theater critic for a local publication, was it not? Having said that, how would you characterize the harsh remarks you made to FFF in the "Billy Brandt" thread?

[MiamiLooker]

Let's all just meet and play paintball

[Guest WetDream]

"I mean no disrespect and frankly could care less the size of anyone's penis. The male fallum is the the farthest indicator of anyone's worth. It is and always will be the least important characteristic in a loving long-term relationship."

 

Hey Mr. Reardone: Tell me more about the male fallum surely the "um" indicates a neuter gender). Very curious about what it might be.

[Guest Jason Reardone]

http://www.JasonReardone.cjb.net

 

ATTENTION RESIDENTS! THE NEXT SHUFFLEBOARD TOURNAMENT IS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT SUNDAY, BRING A FRIEND! all in good fun -jason

[Guest AIM]

Ya know Jason. You're pretty fucking cute! <smooch> :-)