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I need to get something off my chest. (No, the hair is staying.)

 

Guys, when you hire an escort and bottoming for us is going to be part of the program, PLEASE BE CLEAN.

 

If you've prepared yourself, then you get plowed long and hard, getting a little messy is not a problem. Shit happens. (Can't believe I said that.) But striking oil after the first dip in the well is a huge turn-off. Maybe I'm a little hyper-sensitive, but not only is it disgusting, I think it's rude and inconsiderate. You justifiably expect us (absent "special requests") to be squeaky clean and gargled before meeting you; please try to be the same for us - from both ends.

 

If Fleet or other over the counter enemas irritate your bum, then get yourself an enema bag or one of those small turkey baster-looking things at any pharmacy, fill it with warm water and maybe some mild soap, then lather, rinse, repeat - that should work fine. Or include Metamucil as part of your daily diet and you can sometimes avoid the enema thing altogether. It will please your colon - and your favorite top.

 

Grazie,

Gino

http://www.ginomancuso.com

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Guest blankman

This is so much just a matter of common courtesy that it amazes me completely that this topic ever arises.

 

I wonder if it's the guys who don't bottom very much that are so clueless? It seems like otherwise you'd learn quickly.

 

I would say, "Didn't your mother teach you any manners?" except that, ALAS, proper-cleaning-out-before-getting-screwed is not in most mothers' repetoire of advice-to-sons.

 

Happy Mother's Day everyone!

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Guest bottomboykk

Good post. It's not always easy or possible to get as clean as you'd like, but it is a matter of common courtesy to be as clean as possible.

 

Aaron Lawrence has a section on his site that gives a lot of helpful advice on this subject: http://www.aaronlawrence.com/newfiles/advice/advicec2.htm

 

The bigger the dick, the more clean you need to be. And regardless of the preparation, messes do occur, and they're embarrassing. But a good top knows how to handle these things like a pro.

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Excellent post. Unfortunately, several escorts have -- at one time or another -- felt compelled to use the words "hygiene" and "client" in the same sentence. (I've even seen it brought up up in response to a negative review! :o) The fact that it comes up with some regularity tells me that it's more of a a problem then you would think. So if your going to bottom take Gino's words to heart -- that way a good time will be had by all!

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Guest trekker

Very well said. It's not just a matter of common courtesy, but also common sense.

 

But, Gino, I was wondering about one thing.

>I need to get something off

>my chest. (No, the

>hair is staying.)

How did it get all the way up there on your chest? ;-)

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Maybe I'm missing something, but I'm pretty sure I've topped over a hundred men in my life, and I can't recall any of them douching first (and I can be pretty sure about a lot of them since I picked them straight up from the gym or a bar). I've had three boyfriends who usually bottomed for me, and they didn't douche or enema first, either. Is escorting a special situation?

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Hmmm...were they always immaculately clean inside without douching??

I usually am to begin with but if I know I am going to bottom, I always do it anyway. It just seems to make sense to be as clean as possible. Of course, we then have to deal with that annoying squeaking sound (that was a JOKE).

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Guest Daddy-In-Training

A polite top never mentions that they squeeked on the way in, they just grap some more lube.

 

-- Daddy

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Guest Daddy-In-Training

>LUBED & READY

 

Anchors aweigh! Arm the torpedos! Full Speed ahead! We're going to sink that land lubber!

 

-- Daddy

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Guest trekker

>By the way, can we have

>elections for Best Post Title

>this year?

>I nominate Gino for this one!

 

It really is an excellent title. I can't think of a better one that I have seen, and it would be hard to top it, even for Gino. ;-)

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>then get yourself an enema

>bag or one of those

>small turkey baster-looking things at

>any pharmacy, fill it with

>warm water and maybe some

>mild soap, then lather, rinse,

>repeat - that should work

>fine....

>Grazie,

>Gino

 

Gino, do you teach bottoming lessons for happy and well-adapted tops? No matter how hard I try to think about enemas with a clinical mindset, there is going to have to be an expert around before I shove soap water up my ass the first time. I have to say I never knew bottom boys went to so much trouble. Although it does explain the enema bag I once found in my old boyfriends shower. I thought it was just something he was into...never knew he was being so considerate.

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Guest Joey Ciccone

>I have to say I never knew bottom boys went to so much trouble. Although it does explain the enema bag I once found in my old boyfriends shower.<

 

It also explains why some escorts take a little longer in the bathroom than others. One flush is not always enough :-)

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>Gino, do you teach bottoming lessons

>for happy and well-adapted tops?

 

NYCMAN, There is little I find hotter that turning a "happy and well-adapted top" into a happy and well-adapted bottom, even for just an hour or two!

 

Actually, I've been thinking of opening "Gino's School of Anal Penetration" and appointing Rick Munroe as the Dean of Bottoms. The stud's a hot top (so I hear) AND a hot bottom (so I fantasize), so he'd be perfect.

 

We need a school motto... Suggestions? "Let us help you explore your inner self?"

 

For admissions requirements (they're aren't many), please contact:

http://www.ginomancuso.com

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Gino, please be careful about making admissions. ;-)

And what do you have to do to be on the Dean's List? :9

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Guest blankman

I once read a book about deep sea diving and those hydrospheres that they lower into the ocean depths.

 

I was amused to discover that the motto of the project was:

 

DEEPER, SAFER, LONGER

 

If anyone would like to translate this into Latin it might be a good motto for Gino's Academy.

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Guest BrandonBest

All the Pleasure, None of the Mess

 

As a 100% bottomboy escort, I heartily agree that FLEET Enemas will get the job done quickly and completely. It is the best solution for clearing the deck. It prepares you very nicely for getting all filled up with some stiff manmeat. All the pleasure, none of the mess...

 

All my best,

Brandon Best

http://www.boylist.net/us/bbest

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This is a rather delicate subject for me, since I find that the excitement of anticipation of a hot encounter sometimes messes up my colonic control; i.e., I get diarrhea. I am reluctant to automatically douche or use an enema, because I have always been told that can make one dependent, so I prefer to save that for when I really need it. Besides, it doesn't do much good if the bowel decides to do something two minutes before the escort arrives. As a result, I usually do not intend to get penetrated, because I'm always worried about the state of my innards. However, sometimes the issue arises during the course of the scene, and if I happen to decide that I do want to get fucked after all, or if the other person insists on it (and I am in bondage and unable to resist), I don't know what will occur. I think the top bears some responsibility in such situations, and unless it has been settled before the appointment that there will be penetration, he should be prepared to give an enema or face the consequences. (By the way, I would LOVE to have an enema from you, Mr. Mancuso, sir.

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Spoken by a true gentleman who has ALWAYS been immaculately clean on his escorts. Joey may spend a little more time in the bathroom, but boy it is worth it when he comes out squeeky clean for some action.... And all that warm water does help his tight muscles down below to relax just enough. Yummmm

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Guest Zach DC

. I think the top

>bears some responsibility in such

>situations, and unless it has

>been settled before the appointment

>that there will be penetration,

>he should be prepared to

>give an enema or face

>the consequences.

 

I agree whole-heartedly. I love playing with a squeaky clean butt. And if that requires my assistance, I'm prepared.

 

I always keep a shit-load of new, disposable enemas just for that reason. Having a man's butt over my knee, taking care of it from start to finish is a turn on for me. It builds intimacy---one man taking care of another.

 

Of course, one may find douching a personal task. That's understandable. So I get the shower started, hand him an emema and offer help if he needs it.

 

Needless to say, I'm most appreciative when a man arrives clean as a whistle. No need for breaks in the action. But I realize even under the best laid plans "shit happens". Like a boy scout, I'm always prepared to deal with it.

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