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[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>(ducking to avoid flying Calaphon saucepan)<

 

Hey, I may be a queen, but I hold court with a cast iron skillet. And indeed, you'd do well to duck. Besides, I wouldn't risk getting a ding in my good Calaphon cookware.

 

Just kidding of course, and before someone else blows my cover, I'm really no queen. I'm as butch as they come and I'll beat the hell out of anyone who says different. I hope that isn't censored because it strikes me as funny. It's a joke. I've never beaten anyone with either a cake or my fists (I won't mention the skillet). The aforementioned, anonymous 'anyone' should take no offense. Anyway, just read my reviews for verification of my machismo and virility. Alpha in almost every sense, yet hostile in none.

 

http://www.male4malescorts.com/reviews/joeycicconedc.html

 

- jc -

[Justice]

Joey!

 

You're in BIG trouble! ;-) I'm on a diet and you've just given me an excuse to fall off the wagon! I've printed your post. I've checked my pantry and added a few items to my shopping list. I'm going to be very busy in the kitchen this weekend! :9

 

Thanks! (I think!)

 

Justice

[Justice]

Hey Blu!

 

That's a GREAT idea! :7 I hope that it's technically possible. (I would also add, that it would be great if those of us who have automatic posting privileges can also have the ability to edit our posts. Yes I know we can and should preview our messages, but sometimes you don't see something until after your post have been posted!)

 

In the meantime I want to thank HooBoy and the volunteers for keeping things running fairly smoothly during this crazy time. Hang in there everybody! This too shall pass!

 

Justice

[Rick Munroe]

>I'm going to

>be very busy in the

>kitchen this weekend!

 

Bring me a slice next time...you usually make me work up an appetite! ;-)

[+ deej]

<<My granny's award winning Blue Ribbon Cheesecake.>>

 

You are awesome! This proves it!

 

smooch, Joey!

[Guest AllAmerEscrt]

>Just kidding of course, and before

>someone else blows my cover,

>I'm really no queen. I'm

>as butch as they come

>and I'll beat the hell

>out of anyone who says

>different. I hope that isn't

>censored because it strikes me

>as funny. It's a joke.

>I've never beaten anyone with

>either a cake or my

>fists (I won't mention the

>skillet). The aforementioned, anonymous 'anyone'

>should take no offense

 

 

Ok, I get that you are not a "wife-beater", but I want to know if you were only kidding about being such a physical guy. That recipe kinda sounded good, and wondered if you actually can cook? If so, are you single?

Matt

Tampa

http://www.AllAmericanMat.cjb.net

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>Joey! You're in BIG trouble! I'm on a diet and you've just given me an excuse to fall off the wagon!<

 

Just give me a call. I'll position myself face down on the floor next to the wagon, and when you fall off, try and have a boner. We'll burn off three cheesecakes! Not to take any work away from ol' bubblebutt Monroe. He can do the dishes. Just kidding Rick, your turf is safe. But justice, you CAN save me a piece. I'll be in Jersey tomorrow.

 

- jc -

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>Ok, I get that you are not a "wife-beater"<

 

Damn right. Eggs only.

 

>but I want to know if you were only kidding about being such a physical guy<

 

Well, I did wrestle in high school, but after I broke my jaw in a bar fight in Juarez Mexico (you could be nine years old and get served over there), they wouldn't let me wrestle any more. That's when I dropped out and took up cockfighting. Rougher crowd, but bigger dividends.

 

>That recipe kinda sounded good, and wondered if you actually can cook?<

 

Hell no I can't cook. I'm just a clown with a big dick and a hot ass. I don't even have a 'granny'.

 

>If so, are you single?<

 

Yes, but I live with multiple personalities who don't approve of my dating. Sorry.

 

Geez Matt. I'm really sorry about all that. I'll try again. Yes I can cook, if the kitchen is well stocked and someone else cleans up, and yes, I'm as single as an escort can be. How 'bout you?

[BewareofNick]

>>Ooo, I've got a wonderful recipe

>>to share. My granny's award

>>winning Blue Ribbon Cheesecake. Here

>>goes:

>

><detailed cheesecake recipe deleted>

>

>Am I the only one who

>can't believe this queen actually

>took the time to post

>a cheesecake recipe?

>

>I mean what’s next…show tune lyrics?...smile.

>

 

Boy, the way Glenn Miller played

Songs that made the hit parade

Guys like us we had it made

Those were the days

 

And you knew who you were then

Girls were girls and men were men

Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again...

 

Didn't need no welfare state

Everybody pulled his weight

Gee, the old LaSalle ran great

those...were..the...DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSS!

[Guest AllAmerEscrt]

>>If so, are you single?<

>

>Yes, but I live with multiple

>personalities who don't approve of

>my dating. Sorry.

 

That is actually refreshing to hear. If you think of it, having different pesonalities could enhance the sex-life of a relationship, being that each persona would bring a different "spice to the recipe" (sorry i had to reference the cooking bit). And in actuality, with my couple different personalities, our sexual compatibility could be exponential.

 

 

>Geez Matt. I'm really sorry about

>all that. I'll try again.

>Yes I can cook, if

>the kitchen is well stocked

>and someone else cleans up,

>and yes, I'm as single

>as an escort can be.

>How 'bout you?

 

 

Well, i too am "as single as an escort can be." I will be up in your area for a couple different trips, and will see if are around... Maybe we could do dinner, or at least shove a bun in each other's oven? ( not meaning any literal refernce to pregnancy, in case there is anyone who tends to take things out of context). Hope all is well, and maybe we will meet someday...

Matt

Tampa

http://www.AllAmericanMat.cjb.net

[Justice]

LOL! You and Derek will both get the opportunity for sample Joey's recipe. (We'll all fall off the wagon together! ;-))

[Justice]

>Not to take any

>work away from ol' bubblebutt

>Monroe. He can do the

>dishes.

 

LOL!

 

>I'll be in Jersey

>tomorrow.

 

I'll have to take a rain check. ;-( The pollen count in through the stratosphere, my allergies are out of control and to add insult to injury I'm coming down with a cold. Trust me! You wouldn't want to come near me for the next several days! Sick is the one thing that I do not do well.

[Matt_Vancouver]

sista your tierra is slipping.

matt(alpha-bits male)

http://go.to/mattsplace

matt_escort@yahoo.com

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>sista, your tierra is slipping<

 

True, but my tiara is still firmly in place (so is my scepter, but I'm out of lube and it's really starting to irritate)

 

Hi Matt. How's Dickzilla?

 

- jc -

[Guest Joey Ciccone]

>If you think of it, having different pesonalities could enhance the sex-life of a relationship, being that each persona would bring a different "spice to the recipe"<

 

I'd tend agree, if only a couple of my more irksome personslities weren't so damned jealous.

 

>And in actuality, with MY couple different personalities, our sexual compatibility could be exponential<

 

Exponential compatibility. Sounds combustible. What a crazy gang-bang.

 

>I will be up in your area for a couple different trips... Maybe we could do dinner<

 

Okay, but I hope you don't expect me to cook. And you're not getting up in my area until AFTER you've wined and dined me.

 

>or at least shove a bun in each other's oven? ( not meaning any literal refernce to pregnancy, in case there is anyone who tends to take things out of context)<

 

God, I know what you mean. That Rights For Rectal Birth Babies contingency can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. I hope you don't mind margarine on the buns rather than butter. I'm watching my figure.

 

Drop me an email. I think we're both going to be in DC at the same time. You may have to armwrestle Andrea Mikeals for drilling rights tho'.

 

- jc -

 

(smooch you too deej - nice cadence, eh?)