Back from the Outback

[Guest BeercanThick]

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! My eyes, My eyes!

 

Marilyn "Mad Dog" Hershey in a bikini!!!!

 

Can't open eyes! Heart stop beating! Can't breathe!

 

Oh, the humanity. THE HUMANITY!!!!!!

[Guest shadow]

I thought the same exact thing.

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Guest SNAPPER]

Yes I know.....but you gotta give her credit, she did look better than she did....And to show herself like that on T.V she has some balls........lol

[Guest BeercanThick]

Hell, with that body, she probably did have balls.

 

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Guest bottomboykk]

OK...I'll be the first to ask: What the hell is this topic about??? I'm clueless!

[Guest BeercanThick]

Survivor did a back from the outback special tonight. It followed the castaways back home to show what life was like after the show.

One of the first they showed was this big beast of what is supposed to be a woman, named Marilyn "mad dog" hershey.

It appears that her skin has been replaced by leather, so much so that if you were to cut her, she would take ten minutes to bleed. Her hair is stark white and she's built like a brickhouse.

Fortunately, she decided to show off her new look by posing in a bikini, cowboy hat and fur coat.

Needless to say I am scared for life.

[Traveller]

Survivor's like Schindler's List. As soon as they produce a musical of it in Azerbajani on Broadway, I'll watch it.

 

Later.

[+ deej]

How many sites are you gonna post this on Beercan? I've seen it on at least three.

[Guest shadow]

>Yes I know.....but you gotta

>give her credit, she did

>look better than she did....And

>to show herself like that

> on T.V she

> has some balls........lol

 

I do give her alot of credit for taking care of herself.

 

The scariest part of it, though, was that for about half a second....

...I...

....WAS...

...ACTUALLY...

...TURNED...

....ON!!!!

 

eeeeewww, the HUMANITY!!!!! I need to talk to a shrink!!!

It was like having my eyes raped!!!

 

(shadow goes to the corner and collapses into a fetal position)

The shame!! The shame!!! The shame!!!

[Guest EvilSwine]

Ewww..your description of her skin made me flashback to that woman in "Something About Mary" who'd been in the sun and smoking too much...eewwwww...ewwww...

[Guest BeercanThick]

First of all it was two sites that I posted it on.

And I will continue to post it on as many as I want to.

But thanks for regulating Deej.