The Ultimate Survivor

[Guest JonPrice]

Well, Tina was the Queen of the Jungle last night as she took home all that money and fame. Colby, who is hot and sexy, played the game fantastically. However, the sweet demeanor and calm dispositon of Tina ultimately won out. What I enjoyed most about the night however was seeing Kel. Damm, that boy is still hot and he certaintly got my juices flowing. I was thinking that maybe we could do a Survivor with gay twist. What traits would it take to win that one? Would the beautiful Chelsea Boy take home the prize? Would a sexy Campus boy cum off as the survivor? Would we be able to have a muscle stud take us to the Max? Who would be the Premiere and ultimate winner? Hell, it would just be fun to watch for me!

[Guest Raffy]

Immunity challenge 1: who can get it up the quickest?

Immunity challenge 2: who can keep it up the longest?

Immunity challenge 1: who can shoot the farthest?

Immunity challenge 4: who can shoot the biggest load?

 

and the list goes on.

 

Ohhh, i like this show...

[Guest BeercanThick]

I don't mean to offend anyone but damn, does Kel come from the land of the Trolls?

 

What is he, like 3'9? When they all came out from backstage, it looked like Deb had brought one of her sons with her.

 

Plus, the fact that Kel can't forgive and forget turns me off.

Get over it, its a game!

[Guest curious2000]

If Kel lives in the "Land of Trolls" then book me a one way ticket! I was reminded last night as I watched the finale how absolutely adorable he is. What a great smile. He seems like such a sweet but sexy man.But for the record, he actually DID forgive the psycho bitch! Just was honest and said he didn't like her. Can't blame him there.

Go Tina! Go Kel! Go Colby!

[Guest]

If someone spread a vicious lie about me, I would neither forgive nor forget. I would detest the liar for the rest of my life and never talk to him again. I couldn't believe the arrogance of the question "Isn't life too short to bear grudges?". I would have answered "F*** off. Life is too short to deal with liars." Why the hell does he need to forgive and forget what she did? Is she his wife or mother? I would tell her to take a flying leap and never talk to me again or else.

[Guest]

>Well, Tina was the Queen of

>the Jungle last night as

>she took home all that

>money and fame.

 

Well, unless Tina and Colby had some sort of arrangement to split the pot, Colby is the Jackass of the Jungle. He had the $1 Million in his pocket and threw it away because he couldn't get over his hatred of Keith. I just can't imagine why he did it, unless the producers gave him some inducement to keep the excitement of the final episode going (like $900,000). Maybe there was some hanky-panky we didn't know about, but unless that's the case, Colby was an incredible fool.

 

>What I enjoyed

>most about the night however

>was seeing Kel. Damm, that

>boy is still hot and

>he certaintly got my juices

>flowing.

 

Oh, my Lord, do I agree with you! I would crawl ten miles on my hands and knees for a night with Kel. It's inconceivable that a heterosexual with his assets wouldn't be married by his age...

[Bilbo]

As far as a "Gay Survivor" goes, I just don't think that a pretty boy would win it. We can all think of our favorite escorts around here, and I really do think that one of them would come in third. But it somehow seems to me that Regulation would come in second (maybe even first now that he seems to have lightened up and started enjoying things more - please don't hit me, R!) and the unlimate survivor would be Will.