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Funny holiday songs~


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Johnny Carson went up into the audience one night to play 'Stump the Band'... and one lady did with this little ditty she warbled:

 

Randolph the silver cowboy

Had a very shiny gun,

And if you ever saw it

It might even make you run.

All of the other cowboys

Used to laugh and call him names,

They never let poor Randolph

Play in any poker games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,

Sheriff came to say,

Randolph with your gun so bright,

Won't you shoot my wife tonight?

Then, how the sheriff loved him,

As he shouted out with glee,

Randolph the silver cowboy,

You'll go down in history!

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On 11/30/2021 at 10:41 AM, samhexum said:

Johnny Carson went up into the audience one night to play 'Stump the Band'... and one lady did with this little ditty she warbled:

 

Randolph the silver cowboy

Had a very shiny gun,

And if you ever saw it

It might even make you run.

All of the other cowboys

Used to laugh and call him names,

They never let poor Randolph

Play in any poker games.

Then one foggy Christmas eve,

Sheriff came to say,

Randolph with your gun so bright,

Won't you shoot my wife tonight?

Then, how the sheriff loved him,

As he shouted out with glee,

Randolph the silver cowboy,

You'll go down in history!

She might be arrested today.

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