Super Heros & Hot cartoon Dads

[+ Tygerscent]

So fun… so cartoony and yet, so hot~ 

[+ purplekow]

So do you think Superman is a top as Superman and a bottom as Clark Kent?  Batman a top and Bruce Wayne a bottom?  Clark does seem a bit receptive but Bruce seems much more dominant, so Bruce is a top and Clark is vers?

[+ Tygerscent]

You know… being a superhero implies great role playing skills~
 So: Switch hitters on the team depending on the mood~ I think they like to mix things up~ I’ve heard their trios with Deadpool are super pervy~ 
 Word has it they also swap costumes…

Edited November 28, 2021 by Tygerscent

[+ purplekow]

I would bet they do switch, after all, they do not call Batman is the Caped Persuader for nothing.  

[+ Tygerscent]

13 hours ago, purplekow said:

I would bet they do switch, after all, they do not call Batman is the Caped Persuader for nothing.  

I’ve always kind of wondered why superheroes always wear their underwear outside of their pants… It’s just a questionI’ve always kind of wondered why superheroes always wear their underwear outside of their pants… It’s just a question I have~ 
 …and are Spider-Man’s underwear silk~?

Edited November 29, 2021 by Tygerscent

[+ purplekow]

Those are Daisy Dukes over a leotard.  Not underwear at all.  Because by definition, underwear goes under what you wear.  My question is, why don't they have pockets in their costume?  Don't they have car keys and wallets?

[+ Tygerscent]

51 minutes ago, purplekow said:

Those are Daisy Dukes over a leotard.  Not underwear at all.  Because by definition, underwear goes under what you wear.  My question is, why don't they have pockets in their costume?  Don't they have car keys and wallets?

Ohhhhhh… Duketards~ Yes, I see that now~ 
 Regarding driving: Superman only flies first class and Batman has keyless entry in both his bat cave and his Hot rod… (figuratively and actually).

 Who needs wallets when your both lacking precious jewels~ 

[+ poolboy48220]

I'm not sure if cartoons fit the posting guidelines, so just in case: https://straightsuperherosenslaved.tumblr.com/image/149495658160