Escorts as Fruits

[lonely_john]

If we were to make an analogy between fruits' shelf life to that of escorts ...

What's the age range when an escort is mostly ripe, experienced, with a lot of pulp, juicy, and ideal for "consumption"?

Certainly not 18 ... or 60? Please don't digress or start a Political Correctness argument, just say an age range or number.  Thank you 🙏

Edited July 13, 2021 by lonely_john

[jjkrkwood]

What are you basing shelf life on, the ability to get an erection on demand and Cum ?    Looks and physique ?     Details matter.

Avalon, is THAT you ?  🤔

 

Edited July 13, 2021 by jjkrkwood

[Rod Hagen]

I would say I was ripest as an escort at about 28.  By then I'd had 2 year's experience, I was RIPPED, and I was still traveling and doing overnights and such.  

[realeasymoney]

Men in general are best at about 30-35.

[+ Topseed]

And a few lemons......   

[+ MysticMenace]

2 hours ago, realeasymoney said:

Men in general are best at about 30-35.

damn. I missed the boat.

Edited July 13, 2021 by JoeMendoza

[+ MysticMenace]

3 hours ago, lonely_john said:

What's the age range when an escort is mostly ripe, experienced, with a lot of pulp, juicy, and ideal for "consumption"?

sexual prime (depends per individual) +/- 8 years

 

purely made up.

for me personally, from my very limited experience, 23-38

[CuriousByNature]

Escorts as fruit?  Well, if we are going to objectify people I suppose there are worse things for comparison than fruit.  At least most fruit are nutritious.  That's something. 🙂

[Kevin Slater]

Who you calling a fruit?

Kevin Slater

[CuriousByNature]

24 minutes ago, Kevin Slater said:

Who you calling a fruit?

Kevin Slater

Not me!  LOL

[Luv2play]

4 hours ago, realeasymoney said:

Men in general are best at about 30-35.

Those were my halcyon years. 😊

1 hour ago, Kevin Slater said:

Who you calling a fruit?

Kevin Slater

There's worse. Fruitcake. 😅

[+ BenjaminNicholas]

1 hour ago, Kevin Slater said:

Who you calling a fruit?

Kevin Slater

In this instance, there really needs to be more Paul Lynde GIFs available

[jeezifonly]

Bad form to neglect the nuts…

[jeezifonly]

1 hour ago, Benjamin_Nicholas said:

In this instance, there really needs to be more Paul Lynde GIFs available

Poor Paul - unhappy genius

Many warned to steer clear once the Smirnov got low 

“The meanest thing on four legs since Cujo.”

[MikeBiDude]

Strange topic?

[maninsoma]

I don't get the fruit analogy.  Some fruits are best eaten after they've gotten a bit older and softened up, others are best freshly picked when they are more firm.

Answering just the age range question, I'd say that my preferred range based purely on looks is legal age to 45, though it obviously depends on the guy.  Some guys look their best when they are young, and other guys get more attractive after they've matured a bit.  For personality, I prefer guys closer to my own age or at least 30 years old. 

[+ Charlie]

20 hours ago, jeezifonly said:

Poor Paul - unhappy genius

Many warned to steer clear once the Smirnov got low 

“The meanest thing on four legs since Cujo.”

I think I have told the story here before, of the night I ran into him in the "Meatrack" on Fire Island. He was sucking someone off against a tree, when the inimitable voice of Alice Ghostley called out from the boardwalk, "Paulie? It's time to come back to the house. You have to work tomorrow." Then Paul's anguished reply, "Oh, Alice! Not NOW!!"

[BonVivant]

IMO. The best age bracket is 24-early to mid 30s (depends on genes. Some people can look 10 years younger than their real age. OTH some people ripen fast…. 😊). Anyways, this age bracket is the best combo of looks, experience, maturity, and with their abilities fully intact and ready to go. 

[EastCoastGuy]

I don’t think the fruit analogy really applies. Wine might be better. Some actually improve with age, while others are best sampled sooner rather than later. 
 

I have experienced gentleman in their 60s and 70s who were magnificently handsome, and I have experienced college-age guys with the skill and wisdom of a sage.

[+ friendofsheila]

I agree with @EastCoastGuy in that it might take a few years for escorts to stop being new to the job (some might never stop!  ), and get better performance-wise.

[+ friendofsheila]

On 7/13/2021 at 2:17 PM, Kevin Slater said:

Who you calling a fruit?

Kevin Slater

Fixed it for you, Kevin

Who are you calling a fruit? 

Kevin Slater, that's who.  

[+ azdr0710]

ok, here we are......