If ya aint Got it, BUY it !

[jjkrkwood]

For those of you on the fence about what to do with your $600 stimulus checks, Dr Miami is offering a special on Penis Enlargment for $599.99...

 

Forget the PS 5, put your stimulus money to GOOD use !

 

Dr. Miami, the Bay Harbor Islands plastic surgeon who performs cosmetic procedures on social media, knows how to make a splash online.

The surgeon, whose real name is Michael Salzhauer, had his Snapchat account suspended in 2019 after sharing a video of a penis enhancement surgery on the platform. Last year, he started offering drive-thru Botox for people interested in smoothing out their coronavirus-induced frown lines. And this week, after stimulus money started to show up in people's bank accounts, Salzhauer tweeted about a special offer on penile-enlargement procedures.

 

[big dale]

My dick is already too big.

[+ MysticMenace]

oh lol, for a second there I thought this was a real thing...

[+ MysticMenace]

My dick is already too big.

 

idk, man...amma need some proof, dm me? lol.

[big dale]

idk, man...amma need some proof, dm me? lol.

It's been shared a lot on this site.

[+ MysticMenace]

It's been shared a lot on this site.

 

*@joemendoza aggressively doing some @big dale dick hunt research on the forum*

[+ MysticMenace]

*@joemendoza aggressively doing some @big dale dick hunt research on the forum*

 

That could almost be my dick pic.

 

I think your selfie on the In and Out of Jeans thread was already deleted, so I had to settle to looking at TigerToby's pic...assuming that was the guy you were referring to in your above post, then yea...impressive, definitely don't need this special. Lol.

[BuffaloKyle]

I had to spend my $600 on unexpected car repairs but my cock is big and thick enough already anyway. ?

[+ SundayZip]

My dick is already way too big even after my second dick reduction surgery. ? ?

[big dale]

My dick is already way too big even after my second dick reduction surgery. ? ?

[big dale]

I think your selfie on the In and Out of Jeans thread was already deleted, so I had to settle to looking at TigerToby's pic...assuming that was the guy you were referring to in your above post, then yea...impressive, definitely don't need this special. Lol.

I'm not sure what you mean by the second half of that. Who or what is TigerToby?

[big dale]

I had to spend my $600 on unexpected car repairs but my cock is big and thick enough already anyway. ?

Prove it. =)

[EastbayMike]

It's been shared a lot on this site.

Maybe "a lot" but not enough. Where's my copy?

[VictorXX]

Lol

[+ MysticMenace]

I'm not sure what you mean by the second half of that. Who or what is TigerToby?

 

all good - was referring to your post on this thread

That could almost be my dick pic.

[big dale]

all good - was referring to your post on this thread

Well... I stand by that comment. LOL

[+ Pensant]

Mine is thick enough, but I’d love another inch!

[jjkrkwood]

Mine is thick enough, but I’d love another inch!

 

Another inch might make the difference between "fitting" into those skinny jeans or NOT ? ?