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Lucky Grand Master

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omg.blog has a list of things people got stuck in their butts last year! You recognize any?

 

RECTUM

 

 

BOUNCY BALL

MULTIPLE MARBLES

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

CRAYON

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM AND NOW NOT ABLE TO SIT”

NAIL POLISH BOTTLE

SHAVING GEL BOTTLE

AEROSOL CONTAINER

“PATIENT REPORTS INSERTING A DEODORANT SPRAY CAN INSIDE HIS RECTUM LAST NIGHT AS HE WAS CONSTIPATED”

“SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN HIS RECTUM THAT HE PLACED THERE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED”

SMALL FOAM FOOTBALL

STICK

SCREWDRIVER IN ANUS, HANDLE FELL OFF

“WAS INTOXICATED & IS UNCERTAIN IF SHE USED HER ANAL BEADS OR NOT, CANT FIND THEM @ HOME […] NONE FOUND IN ER EXAM”

PIPE

VIBRATOR RING

“VIBRATOR STRUCK IN RECTUM. VIBRATOR IS STILL ON.”

5 INCH DILDO

6 INCH DILDO

7 INCH DILDO

10 INCH DILDO

APPLE

TOY SHARK

PLASTIC TURTLE

CAT TOY BELL

BASEBALL

NEWSPAPER

COLOGNE BOTTLE

BABY OIL BOTTLE

HAND LOTION BOTTLE

“WAS SQUATTING IN THE SHOWER WHEN HE GOT A SMALL BOTTLE STUCK IN HIS RECTUM”

REMOTE CONTROL

FORK

WATER BOTTLE

“3 WEEKS AGO HE WAS DRUNK AND PUT A LIGHT BULB UP HIS RECTUM.”

POOPAROOS TOY

WEEBLE WOBBLE TOY

WRITING PEN AND BOTTLE CAP

FOAM DART

6 MAGIC MARKERS

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

“PUT DILDO INTO RECTUM 2 DAYS AGO & WAS PERFORMING DAILY ACTIVITIES WITH IT IN PLACE. WHEN RIDING LAWN MOWER THE DILDO SLID INSIDE RECTUM COMPLETELY”

[via defector]

 

Other body parts are also listed: https://omg.blog/what-got-stuck-inside-out-rectums-last-year/

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marylander1940 Grand Master

marylander1940

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omg.blog has a list of things people got stuck in their butts last year! You recognize any?

 

RECTUM

 

 

BOUNCY BALL

MULTIPLE MARBLES

TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER

CRAYON

“PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM AND NOW NOT ABLE TO SIT”

NAIL POLISH BOTTLE

SHAVING GEL BOTTLE

AEROSOL CONTAINER

“PATIENT REPORTS INSERTING A DEODORANT SPRAY CAN INSIDE HIS RECTUM LAST NIGHT AS HE WAS CONSTIPATED”

“SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN HIS RECTUM THAT HE PLACED THERE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED”

SMALL FOAM FOOTBALL

STICK

SCREWDRIVER IN ANUS, HANDLE FELL OFF

“WAS INTOXICATED & IS UNCERTAIN IF SHE USED HER ANAL BEADS OR NOT, CANT FIND THEM @ HOME […] NONE FOUND IN ER EXAM”

PIPE

VIBRATOR RING

“VIBRATOR STRUCK IN RECTUM. VIBRATOR IS STILL ON.”

5 INCH DILDO

6 INCH DILDO

7 INCH DILDO

10 INCH DILDO

APPLE

TOY SHARK

PLASTIC TURTLE

CAT TOY BELL

BASEBALL

NEWSPAPER

COLOGNE BOTTLE

BABY OIL BOTTLE

HAND LOTION BOTTLE

“WAS SQUATTING IN THE SHOWER WHEN HE GOT A SMALL BOTTLE STUCK IN HIS RECTUM”

REMOTE CONTROL

FORK

WATER BOTTLE

“3 WEEKS AGO HE WAS DRUNK AND PUT A LIGHT BULB UP HIS RECTUM.”

POOPAROOS TOY

WEEBLE WOBBLE TOY

WRITING PEN AND BOTTLE CAP

FOAM DART

6 MAGIC MARKERS

CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

“PUT DILDO INTO RECTUM 2 DAYS AGO & WAS PERFORMING DAILY ACTIVITIES WITH IT IN PLACE. WHEN RIDING LAWN MOWER THE DILDO SLID INSIDE RECTUM COMPLETELY”

[via defector]

 

Other body parts are also listed: https://omg.blog/what-got-stuck-inside-out-rectums-last-year/

 

is this @Lucky 's to do list ;)

 

@marylander1940 It's so nice of you to share your toys with us!

 

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marylander1940 Grand Master

marylander1940

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Ooh, on purpose? How did it happen? Did you have some sort of piercing that got entangled up in the rectal region?

 

You're so innocent sometimes ;)

 

It wasn’t actually stuck. He just sat on my face for an hour and a half.

 

I know an escort who offered a well known rimming client 50% discount, 4 1/2 hours for 700. Just rimming.

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samhexum Grand Master

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Pretty cheeky.

 

A British man tried to sneak a samosa into jail by hiding it between his buttocks, police said in a recent report.

 

West Midlands Police said discovering the fried pastry was one of the most unusual incidents of 2020, Birmingham Live reported.

 

“We’ve had a few odd incidents,” Inspector Manj Ahir told the website.

 

“One that sticks in my mind was a man found with a samosa secreted between his buttocks during a search.”

 

The hungry detainee apparently acted out of fear that he wouldn’t be able to get any decent food after being arrested.

 

“He said he wanted to sneak it into the cell as a snack as he’d didn’t think the food was up to much,” Ahir said.

 

The cop quipped: “He’d obviously not read our positive Tripadvisor reviews!”

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sam.fitzpatrick Grand Master

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Pretty cheeky.

 

A British man tried to sneak a samosa into jail by hiding it between his buttocks, police said in a recent report.

 

West Midlands Police said discovering the fried pastry was one of the most unusual incidents of 2020, Birmingham Live reported.

 

“We’ve had a few odd incidents,” Inspector Manj Ahir told the website.

 

“One that sticks in my mind was a man found with a samosa secreted between his buttocks during a search.”

 

The hungry detainee apparently acted out of fear that he wouldn’t be able to get any decent food after being arrested.

 

“He said he wanted to sneak it into the cell as a snack as he’d didn’t think the food was up to much,” Ahir said.

 

The cop quipped: “He’d obviously not read our positive Tripadvisor reviews!”

 

As if the prison food would taste worse than anything he ate that had been up his butt.....

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