Funny Grocery Tweets

[+ Lucky]

I have no idea as to what the appropriate forum is for this, but some of these are pretty funny:

I don't know all the science surrounding this disease but what I do know is the time between touching stuff at the grocery store and getting to wash your hands again is the itchiest your face will ever be in your life

— maura quint (@behindyourback) April 7, 2020

Found a great new workout, it’s called carting 14 days of groceries down the street and up to my walk-up apartment

— Ella Cerón (@ellaceron) May 6, 2020

Is anyone else having a hard time planning for things going on in the future? My girlfriend’s like “hey you really need to go to the grocery store tomorrow” and I’m like “tomorrow? we’ll be dead by then!!!”

— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) July 7, 2020

42 more: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/tweets-grocery-store-coronavirus_l_5f23319bc5b656e9b0993e2e

[+ Lucky]

I shoulda posted this under Friday Funnies, even if it is Saturday!

[jeezifonly]

I shoulda posted this under Friday Funnies, even if it is Saturday!

I’ve been compliant with isolation since Mar 1

Days and dates no longer have relative meaning... it’s either today, or it’s not

[rvwnsd]

These ARE very funny! Thanks for linking the Huffpost article. Some of the ones you didn't post are funny, too.

[mike carey]

This was the one I literally laughed out loud at:

 

If you walk on all fours in the grocery store social distancing is not an issue.

[mike carey]

This was the one I literally laughed out loud at:

 

If you walk on all fours in the grocery store social distancing is not an issue.

Eight hours later I still collapse into a fit of the giggles when I think of this one.

[Rembo]

Using self-checkout lane so I don't have to interact with anyone.

Scans first item.

Register: ... "Please wait for assistance."

— Kate Hall (@KateWhineHall)

visit wegmans

Edited July 5, 2021 by Rembo
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