Professional vs. College-Amateur Workspace

[orville]

When you arrive to the masseur's home and see the facilities, what kind of workspace, layout, or objects (besides a table) can give you a hint that you are about to have a professional experience or an amateur delivery provided by a college or inexperienced guy, so you can maybe call it off and avoid a bad experience? Pictures are welcome.

[jcarper]

I've gotten gross massages at parlors, and on people's tables, and absolute badass ones on hotel room beds. Ever have someone join ya in on a shower? I once got in and had someone say, "Hey, wait for me!" and got a rubdown in the shower. Reverse is also true. So look for pizza out in open, stanky animals, dog/cat hairs everywhere, condoms in the bathroom trashcan, TV set on, horrible lighting/environment/music, oh my I could go on forever with annoying things I'm sure we have all seen, lol. Though usually the first hints to call it off start coming your way before you even get there... like in text messages when you ask questions and look at reviews on this forum.

Edited June 7, 2020 by jcarper

[Dmitri]

When you arrive to the masseur's home and see the facilities, what kind of workspace, layout, or objects (besides a table) can give you a hint that you are about to have a professional experience or an amateur delivery provided by a college or inexperienced guy, so you can maybe call it off and avoid a bad experience? Pictures are welcome.

 

Sure, a messy layout can be a tip off. But I have been to masseur's homes that sent all the right signals.....such as clean and professional looking....and received a terrible massage session. And I have also been to a few masseur's homes that left a little to be desired appearance wise and had a fantastic massage session. The hints you are looking for are BEFORE you arrive. Is their ad professional looking, are they prompt in text/voicemail replies, if you talk on the phone do you get a good vibe, what is their massage training , etc. Those are clues to tell the duds from the studs. Do your homework before, that way you won't have to leave once you arrive.

[+ poolboy48220]

One masseur I've seen a few times used a subscription music service for the background music, and in one session he was having trouble because a friend he'd shared his password with kept using it, and it'd cut off (or change, I can't remember) the masseur's music.