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Have you ever called a handyman or skilled trades provider based solely on his looks, and ended up paying for "additional services"?

Did you call a skilled trades worker not knowing how he looked but when he showed up it was too hot to not ask for other services?

Have you ever taken the risk when the delivery guy was too hot to let that opportunity go?

Please share your success and fail stories, and your tips on do's and dont's.

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no success stories, but I do have a tree-trimming guy come around periodically who is reasonable and very competent.....and very good-looking......

 

also had a painter a couple times who met all the above, too.......

 

worst thing is when a dude "sounds good-looking" on the phone......and disappoints when they show in person.......

 

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The head of the team who painted my house about 10 years ago was a very furry little otter who often worked shirtless. I'd leave them coffee and doughnuts/etc, and bought a six-pack for the last day. Unfortunately, the team lead was gone by that time, and the owners of the company met with me to settle up.

 

I have a couple friends who have many stories about hooking up with the cable guy, etc, but it's never happened to me.

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The head of the team who painted my house about 10 years ago was a very furry little otter who often worked shirtless. I'd leave them coffee and doughnuts/etc, and bought a six-pack for the last day. Unfortunately, the team lead was gone by that time, and the owners of the company met with me to settle up.

 

I have a couple friends who have many stories about hooking up with the cable guy, etc, but it's never happened to me.

 

i had a cable guy show up one day with his fly down. i regret that i didn't offer to help zip him up

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Have you ever called a handyman or skilled trades provider based solely on his looks, and ended up paying for "additional services"?

Did you call a skilled trades worker not knowing how he looked but when he showed up it was too hot to not ask for other services?

Please share your success and fail stories, and your tips on do's and dont's.

 

This is just 1 situation of many that could happen.

I did the reverse. A FWB that became a contractor for me.

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Well, here it goes: I posted this thread because I'm expecting a repairman for my fridge TODAY. I honestly have NO IDEA what he looks like but I'm very curious to see what happens. I highly doubt that even if he is super hot I will have the courage to make any move but I already placed some old gay movies DVDs by the table and have few beers in the fridge waiting for him ?

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One of my missed (in my mind, at least) opportunities was the guy who delivered my fridge. I'd swear he was pressing his crotch into my hand as I helped him reverse the door.

Same with the guy who delivered a new mattress 2 years ago. Tall handsome muscled Argentinian but I was too shy to make any move.

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My refrigerator guy is self-employed so no liabilities. I might not make any move, that's why I left the porn movies by the table as a hint. If he's at least a little enticed, he might make the first move or at least insinuate something. If anything happens, he would have the chance to make some extra money but of course it's up to him :)

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Well, here it goes: I posted this thread because I'm expecting a repairman for my fridge TODAY. I honestly have NO IDEA what he looks like but I'm very curious to see what happens. I highly doubt that even if he is super hot I will have the courage to make any move but I already placed some old gay movies DVDs by the table and have few beers in the fridge waiting for him ?

Beer in the fridge to be repaired??

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I have hired (and rehired) handymen based solely on their looks, absolutely.

 

What hasn't happened yet is them staying for extra help.I guess I don't even know how to bring it up even if I've had somebody over several times and we're in friendly speaking terms.

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I have hired (and rehired) handymen based solely on their looks, absolutely.

 

What hasn't happened yet is them staying for extra help.I guess I don't even know how to bring it up even if I've had somebody over several times and we're in friendly speaking terms.

Thank you. I thought I was the only one feeling like this. I did have a Handyman visiting my house yesterday and I had prepared some hints just in case. He turned to be just an average joe, far from escort looks but also not horrible. I decided, with some meh attitude, to just let things roll. I did not really put any effort though. He noticed my hints I think, because he was jiggling throughout the entire time he spent at the house and telling me with a friendly demeanour how he gets hit on by housewives all the time but he's never been unfaithful to his wife, which I'm pretty sure it's a lie. On a brighter note, my fridge is working properly now! ?

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Don't confuse lanes. Hire a plumber, an electrician, etc. based on reputation, competence and price. Hire an escort based on how he fucks.

Hey, I sure did. The guy had good reviews but no pictures of himself on his classified ad. That's why I was somewhat anxious about what could happen. If you find 2 skilled trade workers with good reviews, and one of them has pictures of himself in the ad, and he's good looking, what would you do?

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I did the reverse. A FWB that became a contractor for me.

Something similar happened to me. Hooked up with this beefy, sweaty, hairy, big-dicked stud. Shot a huge load. Hooked up a couple more times and then sort of drifted apart. Then one day, my phone line needed service and who should show up but Mr Beefy Stud! He worked for the phone company. He recognized my address and requested the call. Needless to say, I serviced him when he was finished servicing my phone.

 

A couple of playdates later I mentioned that a friend was having trouble getting her phone hooked up at her new apartment due to a shortage of workers. Long story short, he got her phone hooked up a couple of days later. Then he came to my place and we hooked up.

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Something similar happened to me. Hooked up with this beefy, sweaty, hairy, big-dicked stud. Shot a huge load. Hooked up a couple more times and then sort of drifted apart. Then one day, my phone line needed service and who should show up but Mr Beefy Stud! He worked for the phone company. He recognized my address and requested the call. Needless to say, I serviced him when he was finished servicing my phone.

 

A couple of playdates later I mentioned that a friend was having trouble getting her phone hooked up at her new apartment due to a shortage of workers. Long story short, he got her phone hooked up a couple of days later. Then he came to my place and we hooked up.

I need that good luck in my life!

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When I was decorating my condo, the decorator hired the handyman to install the window treatments and lights. I did not complain when he asked me to spot him while he was installing the light fixture in the living room. As he reached overhead, his waistline dipped enough to confirm he was commando - - and I did nothing.

Same with the guy who delivered a new mattress 2 years ago. Tall handsome muscled Argentinian but I was too shy to make any move.

My problem entirely. I’m too shy to make any move. Most of the time I’m even too dense to catch their hints... if there were any.

 

This topic did, however, renew a recurring fantasy. The porn star, Dylan James is an actual electrician in Bakersfield, CA. He used to escort in LA. We’ve chatted about getting together but I’m never in Bakersfield. And I don’t know him well enough to bring him here. Okay, who am I kidding, I’M SHY!

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From time to time I've tried to pick out doctors and dentists the same way. Not really a smart strategy long term, but if it's just a one time visit.....Just a silly hobby I suppose.

Like visiting a handsome doctor in the suburbs out of town ?

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