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This guy sure has chutzpah:

"FredScarf

28 • Male • San Francisco, California, United States

I want money in exchange 4 non sexual arrangements

About Me

Looking for:

 

1. Human ATM machines

2. Bitches with a foot fetish who will pay to rub my feet

3. People with OCD to pay me for the honor of cleaning my apartment"

 

In other SA news, the ex I broke up with in early November, the lyin' Paraguayan, finally apologized for his lies last week. He texted "Muchas gracias por todo y te pido perdon por todas las mentiras. I wish you a lot of happiness". That meant a lot to me. We also spoke on the phone, and he thanked me for the many things I did for him, not just financial. One of the nicest conversations I've had. I wonder if anyone picked up on FredScarf's bait, though. Hard to believe anyone would fall for that....

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This guy sure has chutzpah:

"FredScarf

28 • Male • San Francisco, California, United States

I want money in exchange 4 non sexual arrangements

About Me

Looking for:

 

1. Human ATM machines

2. Bitches with a foot fetish who will pay to rub my feet

3. People with OCD to pay me for the honor of cleaning my apartment"

 

In other SA news, the ex I broke up with in early November, the lyin' Paraguayan, finally apologized for his lies last week. He texted "Muchas gracias for todo y te pido perdon por todas las mentiras. I wish you a lot of happiness". That meant a lot to me. We also spoke on the phone, and he thanked me for the many things I did for him, not just financial. One of the nicest conversations I've had. I wonder if anyone picked up on FredScarf's bait, though. Hard to believe anyone would fall for that....

 

The Seeking ad sounds like the guy wrote it for shits & giggles while drunk/high.

 

As for your lyin' Paraguayan, glad to hear that he acknowledged how poorly he treated you, honestly, more for his sake than yours.

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This guy sure has chutzpah:

"FredScarf

28 • Male • San Francisco, California, United States

I want money in exchange 4 non sexual arrangements

About Me

Looking for:

 

1. Human ATM machines

2. Bitches with a foot fetish who will pay to rub my feet

3. People with OCD to pay me for the honor of cleaning my apartment"

 

In other SA news, the ex I broke up with in early November, the lyin' Paraguayan, finally apologized for his lies last week. He texted "Muchas gracias por todo y te pido perdon por todas las mentiras. I wish you a lot of happiness". That meant a lot to me. We also spoke on the phone, and he thanked me for the many things I did for him, not just financial. One of the nicest conversations I've had. I wonder if anyone picked up on FredScarf's bait, though. Hard to believe anyone would fall for that....

 

I've never met anyone from Paraguay. Where'd you find him?

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I've never met anyone from Paraguay. Where'd you find him?

On Seeking Arrangements. We've kept in touch. He recently got a job as "lead sales" at a Kelly Moore paint store, and has a work permit for the US until 2023. (MBD, you may tune out!)

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Well, now that he's gone the escort route, I may just have to "take one for the team." I realize there's a high risk this man is a total scammer, but he's so physically perfect in my book, that if he tells me he'll let me lick him all over, I might just risk it. I remember I was the first one here to risk it with that Brazilian demigod who was living in Dubai at the time. His name escapes me for now. This guy would be much riskier, but I think I would spend the rest of my life wondering "what if?" if I didn't try. I'm in LA house-hunting now, since I had this time off scheduled long ago for a wedding which is obviously postponed. But when I get back, I'm going to text him and see if there's any chance he's not a scammer.

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Well from his extensive nudes and naked videos I see elsewhere, he doesn’t look 10.5, maybe 8, and not that thick. He is only into foot worship and being a financial dom (whatever that means), so he seems pretty useless.

 

In addition, his history is quite strange, trying to become rich/famous in various ways. Porn star is his next stop it would seem. He seems like an opportunistic grifter, I would stay away even if you’re only into foot worship and being financially dominated.

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